The inscription in the toilet at work "Dear ladies, so you sit like regimental horses - on the go. I didn’t go to the bathroom" I wandered)))

Fritz: In Sumach, the story happened, 7 years ago... That there are films of 11 friends of Oushen, plans, scenarios, all sorts of fiction there. The exhibition of Information Technology and computer technology was held in Sumach, so one cranberry dumb went to the exhibition, went to the dressing room for employees, threw a blue jelly with the show's league and baseball... then approached the unloading trailer with the equipment, the expeditor himself loaded in his hands 4 not the last at the time of the note in his hands, and he quietly went home with them... It's all simple, people :-)))

Nosr: Today is a weekend in the country – which means I walk from the TV to the computer all day. Not knowing peace.

And then come down with gentle kisses a little lower... a little more open it and gently kiss your beautiful chest from above... and then another...
222 and then the third.

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Interestingly, am I the only person in the world who has a third flaw? O_o"

Boy, you are not alone! We are many!

At least three already.)

Mystically :
Will you be able to live for a million dollars without sex, cigarettes and alcohol?
by Galka:
A million could.
by Galka:
I have been smoking and fucking all my life.
Mystically :
:D

The best place to prepare for the seminar is the metro.
Those who live further know more. For example the Lomonosov.

<killa> I hope everyone guesses why Sobchak does not smoke?

1st :
What is the name of an animal that pretends to be dead?
2nd :
and Lenin?

I stand in a row in the supermarket, look at the shelves and here I see a brilliant inscription on the billboard under the box of candy "vinny puh". We have one, the box is actually metal. But there is an inscription on it, on a large price note literally "Vinnie Pooh, the Blue Witch!" After such a statement even the sellers were roaring.

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Well...? Who else buries hamsters once a year without knowing that they fall asleep?

Domestic hamsters fall asleep only when the air temperature is below 4 degrees Celsius. Do you keep them by the window? What would not ruin? This is not a bad cryocamera. But be careful, their sleepiness can become eternal, they may not disappear from you in the spring.

Anesthesiologist is the person who can kill you before the surgeon.

They went like that with a girl on the bar, there was a lot of all kinds of hernia, they lay down on what, and there was a woman sitting in her chamber on a chair as she was so important and she traded fur products: collars, mantles, manches, etc. And her pride was a collar on a coat in the shape of a drop of nork fur on a separate trimpel in the shape of a drop.

approaches my girlfriend for a long time he considers meets him in his hands, says to me, "Try what soft" and turns to the saleswoman, who has already felt a good earnings and a big smile in all her golden mouth, declares to her loudly as follows:
"Why do you need to go to the bathroom?"

I'm not just laughing at fur products, fucking I'm proud of my girlfriend!! to

Why is the pot empty on the bed?
Vivan755: the alarm
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! to
Vivan755: My Nokia killed doesn’t ring, it just vibrates, so I put it in the pot...

To the quote:

What grass did Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy cut before writing the next passage?

The telegram was from my wife. Her signature with a blue pencil, "Anna", came first into his eyes.
...
Peter, stop the car. I’m going to St. Petersburg,” he said to the lace."

Two points are drawn to attention here. First, it is unclear where the signature of the blue pencil on the _telegram_ came from. Second, the character asking to stop the car sits in the hotel room."

I explain to the fools:
1) The telegrams are called so because they were transmitted by telegraph, using the Morse alphabet. The device issued either a long strip with points-tyre to be deciphered, or, if it was a writing telegraph (in 1839 such appeared) - a twist recorded in blue color. Seismographs still paint in blue, you can see.
2) "Stop the car" is the order of the lackey to run out on the street and catch the pitcher.

Local Forum
Theme "friendship between a boy and a girl"

One of the answers...
“Smart words... scarcely intelligent people can read the last line at once.
I read somewhere in a clever chapter that male friendship originated in the old-fashioned times when our ancestors chased mammoths with spies.
The meaning of her was in the mutual benefit, support and trust of the men of the tribe unrelated to each other by relative ties. Without this, the hunt could not have been successful, accordingly, the entire collective tribe would not have survived... well and so on in the same spirit.
In our time, men do not chase mammoths with spies, but the principles laid down then are still alive.
The relationship between man and woman is based on other principles... the creation of a family, the continuation of the family...
A man cannot have with a girl the same relationship as with another man.
And if such a friendship exists, then it will eventually cease to exist or flow into a friendly relationship... which only proves the rule and does not refute it.

If you are friends with someone of the opposite sex (just friends) then this person has someone to fuck with without you.

Two days before the end of the call. I sit in the universe, I came to recover. In front of the cabinet in which the dean distributes diplomas stand two sergeants of the militia (for recruits they came to the army to take).
There is no one in the audience.
The mints get upset and start to go away, but they notice me:
How old are you, why not in the army?
I am a soldier (I served in the army)
A.A. What are you doing here?
I do, I will study.
You’ve been in the army, have you been in the army?? to

These people are protecting me.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR What to do? I have to read 30 pages of documentation, I can’t concentrate because all thoughts are just obscene and corrupt.
What do you do in such cases?
D©t®: nothing )) to divide the thought process is necessary )) half-globe is 2!
Superalenka: What do you think, am I now thinking with my brain?
D©t® :D

czc: today washed with wet wipes
G: And what then?
Czzz: Dad asked where I got the money on the notepad...

Kolmar
In the woods, there is a loc - the lower city.
I sit at night, my eyes cling, I run there and here the name goes out on the entire screen: Nizhny Novgorod
I think Russified.