CKuB: Odmin my from the past work staff told - at the celebration of the anniversary of the company he wanted to hand him a certificate "The most unfathomable employee". But they couldn’t – they couldn’t find...

Examination of national history.

Question: In which year was Stolypin murdered?
In the last year of his life.

Other printed from the old newspapers (c) late I do not remember where:
1st The Red Army won a squadron of whiteflies.
2nd Armored (reporter explained that it is not booked)
Three Fucking Commander (for such a seal could be seated)
4 is In one article (for children) the locals were called "small long-haired animals"

There is either a dohuya or 1 day before the exams.
_________________________
I have an event before that.)

Tink-Witch: Tell a Tale
Palkovnic: lived was Odmin!
He had three servants.
The oldest is the mainframe! Average - on 3 units! And the younger is a small tower!
Palkovnic: And he said it to them!
Palkovnic: "My servers are faithful! I want to know who of you is the most sustainable!!and "
Palkovnic: And he opened them access to the network on the gateway!
Palkovnic: And fell from the hacker attacks of the Senior Servaq, then as, Scuco, cleverly clever and Mastday!!! to
palkovnic: Then opened the odmin shared access to them and showed it to the Blonde!
And the middle servaque fell! There is no acceptance against Blonde!! to
Palkovnic: Then he let go to the holy of the saints, to the Serverna, the chief enemy of his - the cleaner!!! to
The Witch: O_o
Tink-Witch: It’s already scary))
Palkovnic: And she whispered with her faithful whisper, and as a garnet with a loud voice:"We inherited here!!and "
But the younger servant stood up! That’s how, Szuco, he was sitting on the upscale!! to
It was a witch 😉))
Morality is Morality!! to
Do not pursue the big, expensive and beautiful! Look in the corner! Per there is your favourite seat, such a favorite!!! And with the UPSC!! to

I watch American housing programs and I envy them. How they have it simple. I bought the apartment, I wanted to sell it.
We have:
He wanted an apartment, sold his soul to the devil, his body for organs, his relatives for slavery... a cat, and he would have to take it to the shelter for the shaurma!

Clash: We barely got out of politics today.
What did he do again?
Clash: We were told about the game "Apple". It was created by Yavlinsky-Bolderev-Lukin, based on the first letters of the surnames "YABL" and the name of the party was invented.
Announcement : and?
Clash: I probably said too loudly that the party was probably founded by Baldyrev-Lukin-Javlinsky.

Interestingly, and when the reed, checking our notebooks, pressing from laughter and hiding on the table, and then shoot some pages on the phone and again shoot... Is it okay?

********* (05:28:57 26/11/2009)
You are added

Julia (22:43:24 3/12/2009)
What is busy?

`xxx` (23:17:55 3/12/2009)
Kill an anubarak in yvk 25

Julia (23:19:53 3/12/2009)
How are you with the weather?

`xxx` (23:20:22 3/12/2009)
I have not been out of the house for several days.

Julia (23:20:39 3/12/2009)
Why then?

`xxx` (23:20:52 3/12/2009)
I Kill Anubarak in IWC 25

Putin announced: “There will be no winter, or the bear will fall asleep!”

From the sect:
The girl’s travel album, a photo of the monkey with the spinning little heads, and the first comment from her friend:
"Anchor, how you are squeezing!! )))) andquot;

xxx (00:01:41 4/12/2009)
The Rambler News
"Dutch sailors themselves captured pirates"

xxx (00:02:02 4/12/2009)
I have been waiting for this news for a long time.

zzz (00:02:37 4/12/2009)
and 😉

The subject of British scientists. They recently put a lot of articles in open access. Among them:
Meet among the articles and funny. For example, there is a 1770 work in which the author Denis Barrington studies the young Mozart in order to find out whether it really is a young genius or just a disguised dwarf. Based on the fact that the 9-year-old composer likes to play with a cat rather than a musical instrument, Barrington concludes that he is really a child in front of him.
and...
It turns out it has long since begun :)

starcream (07:22:19 4/12/2009)
You are not sleeping?

Behemot (07:22:38 4/12/2009)
I sit on the net.

starcream (07:23:04 4/12/2009)
Great, and I’m in guests.

Behemot (07:23:11 4/12/2009)
to whom?

starcream (07:23:21 4/12/2009)
You have

Behemot (07:24:20 4/12/2009)
O_0

Behemot (07:24:30 4/12/2009)
Fucking forgotten

News on NTV, 3 December 2009:
Rostov mushrooms found in the forest 92 artillery shells from the time of the Great Patriotic War.

Explain to me, what heroes were the mushrooms forgotten in the forest in December?! to

I watch a movie with my husband. I was in a chair, he was next to me, on the floor. He recently destroyed his head capitally, almost healed. Here he scratched her, and then thoughtfully said:
Did you chew crops from morning when you were a child?
I was chewing, I said.
Hold on!
and!!!!? to
And here he is with such a childish insult in a trembling voice:
I can say I’m getting rid of myself...
It was not his destiny to finish.

The Sunday. 7 in the morning. I go to work. Gai is stopped. They are asked to go to duty. I walk, I sit at the table opposite the goose, who sits behind the compot.
He is:
G – You look strange. have drunk?
and no.
Guyz, striking his eye, stretches into the box of the table, gets from there a piece of newspaper wrapped in a bullet. It stretches me.
G is breathing.
After five seconds of silence, I breathe out in the "alcohol tester". Gajz relentlessly brings the bullet to the nose. He breathes.
G is clean. Let’s try the fines. The name.
- I am embarrassed to ask, and will you send a request by mail?

Hello Valentine Petrovich!
Unfortunately, after the last delivery of paint products when unpacking the pallets in the warehouse, a marriage was found. Documents with the signature of the warehouse owner and the director, as well as photos attached.
With respect Svetlana.

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Marina: Okay, the most important thing in any language is the question "sorry, where is your toilet?"

Fossi: I read in the book: "The hair on the eyes from purple-red turned into saturated yellow". Before I realized what I really meant, 10 seconds tried to imagine hairy eyes.