In the weekend, Heat came to the country to Bobrov on the "bozhole nouvo". Both families have been friends for a long time, were, what is called, held and, having discovered for themselves, over time, the joys of gastronomic tours around Europe, began to celebrate this French holiday. Last autumn they gathered with the Warms, and this time they took the Bobrovs, who tried not to hit the dirt with their face. The table was broken with delicacies that would envy any Paris family. Several types of cheese neighbored with meat products and fish delicacies, over which a large bottle of whiskey with a woolmaker in a sweater on the label. Everything was at height.
Oh the oligarchs! - enthusiastically exclaimed Teplov raising a bowl with a goat pastet - the foa-gra they have, wow, level!
- Yeah, they, with these sanctions - pretending to be angry, a happy hostess waved her hands, pouring wine on high glasses - nothing is right now, well, we have at least a familiar in "Lux Gurme" manager, she earns. Let’s go for an aperitif.
Everyone friendly drank a glass of thermic young wine, snacking the canapés offered to them with pieces of pastet and pineapple.
- Mda - the owner of the house dropped on the back of the chair - foa gra. And remember how in the nineties, you and I went out and went to the market together, so that it was cheaper to buy a bucket? Here, let us eat it now.
“Yes,” his wife said, “it was a time, God did not bring.
Yes why? - unexpectedly objected to Teplov - I really liked that cushion, I would not refuse now.
Skeptically whispered Bobrov – let’s, let’s. I can offer you another alcohol "Royal", I recently found my snail in the basement here.
- And what - Heaplov stubbornly - a bowl... and I can swallow the spirits, it is you have offspringed here in full, you can not live without parmesan.
I am? - Bobrov was upset - yes, so you know, I don't eat this cheese at all, it's only blue, and it's a bit more, the smell of interrupting.
“Wow, wow,” he laughed, kicking his head at a bottle of whiskey standing, “you are drinking Scottish whiskey, but you can’t drink alcohol.
Am I not able to? I shouted angrily offended Bobrov, was it me? Well, let’s take that alcohol,” he said to his wife, “and look at the cellar there in the basement, I seemed to have seen it.
Let’s go, what did you come up with? I reacted calmly, yes, I won’t go anywhere.
After a brief quarrel, realizing that it was useless to argue with his wife, the angry Bobrov himself went to the cellar, returning with a dusty bottle of alcohol and a bowl of pearl meat.
Have you gone crazy? - His wife was outraged - I'll give this meal to the dog of the neighbor!
– No fig – Bobrov cut off, putting a cold look on Teplov – it is for me instead of a snack, I will only warm up.
“Give me a snack,” he replied, adding, “you can even get cold.
I am cold too! Bobrov said angrily and, shaking the hamon that was broken down there from his plate, threw the gray clumped mass on her from the bench. After that, he opened the "Royal" bottle and poured the alcohol into a couple of free wine glasses.
The women, swirling, covered their noses with their hands, and the host with the guest tightly, as if from a seat, looking at each other, raised high glasses with alcohol and drank, snacking brown bits of cold pearls.
Well how? Bobrov breathed out, turning the glass up the bottom – can’t I? I can eat without eating, unlike some people. More maybe?
Of course! Heat, what are you asking?

A couple of hours passed and there was complete harmony. The women, talking peacefully, drank tea somewhere in the kitchen. In the hall on the festive table drowned almost untouched foreign delicacies, which looked at from his label a surprised volynnik, and both friends, having drank a liter of alcohol and drank all the pearl, choked friendly on the wide sofa standing in the corner.
The French “Bozole Nuovo” festival, as always, succeeded.
by robertyumen

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Software developers, well, call your predecessors, maybe at least they will tell you how not to eat oza. Especially for browsers.

>>> The Russian Post is something

God, let’s finally discover Parkinson’s Laws and read what any organization that has abandoned management and development becomes. Half a century ago described the work of your Russian Post and the like, there is nothing special about this.

Commentary on Oxygen
XXX: Did you open it? What was inside?
YYY: No, I threw it out immediately.
XXX: The spirit of adventure has disappeared
Zzz: Could it be worth burning for the start?
But is he so... beautiful?
Mmm: Okay well. Then burn it.

Are you going on vacation?
Yes, the first, second and third.
Here is... you. Only the first and second. The third was not given, I saw the order.

In the article on bypassing blocks on the router:

I live in Ukraine - so I block and bypass
WOW: Not the best way.

The need, called cow’s oil, skilled chemists learned to make out of really cow’s oil with the most diverse impurities to it – coconut, cotton, flaxseed oil, other vegetable fats and even simple bull and lamb salts... And real cow’s oil has almost completely gone out of use, because at current prices it is impossible to produce it.
From the report of Deputy S. Bubnov, made at the meeting of the Moscow City Duma in October 1898

xxx: I can't cook soups... I have a spoonful in them
XXX: In the real sense.
Yyy: In the hands of a good hostess even towels stand :D

...
I listen, what do I need?
- It is necessary to manufacture a two-sided plate, there are no small parts and tracks, a minimum of TQFP-64 with 0.8mm, the size of...
Well, we can fucking fuck...
- I can fuck you and fuck yourself, can you pay the factory quality, or order somewhere?
...

I love these old Khrushchev houses. I am sick sitting, my nose is clogged, the fever, the flux - everything is angry, in one word. I went to the kitchen to drink tea. While waiting for the tea, I tinned deliciously again. And from the extract I heard someone’s voice: "Be healthy!" And the mood improved immediately =)

Polesov: Should you be nervous about such nonsense, I was somehow asked for the inventory number of the data exchange protocol. No nerves are enough for every fool to be angry.

She
Red where your profile is what you are like

He is
I fell asleep at night :C
It's terrible to say this to women, lol

She
Don’t worry, it happens to everyone.

He is
It’s terrible to hear this from women.

Probably it was a mistake to start the school composition with the word "Storkly";

Why do you have a multimedia converter for reception multi-mode connected, and for transmission single-mode?
Form number 8
and?
What is stolen, we wear.

Snowboarding is the art of collecting the whole snow of the yard in three pieces.

Users are idiots.
Online game client fffffffffff
Tips on the game site to check the computer, windows, download, drivers - why???? It is as if the cows of the caterpillars will not appear after that, because the caterpillars will not leave!
When will they first release a normal gaming client and not repudiate that the user is all wrong? and how then before that point the user's game worked did not interfere with the Windows driver and download??? What is it?? to
The man comes with the refrigerator to the service and says:
The refrigerator is suddenly turned off and has been working before.
- check how clean they are from the inside, the products are fresh, enough power and if the bulb is burning?
Are you going to fix the shit or admina cosplay?

So think here:
"The criminal stole a million rubles to issue pensions in Moscow"

Robin Hood or a thief?

the very moment when you write a fine and smart thought, you raise your eyes to the monitor, and there t,fyysq gbpltw

XXX is hello. I need a wedding photo. How much is it?

YYY: Good day! What date do you have?

What’s the difference to you??? You are strange. We hate nothing from you!