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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14055
 29.01.2009
Nenia: What can you bring your son to school with you, and so that the children do not break?
Evaneska: The Iron Ball
Nenia: *ROFL* They are losing))
Evaneska: The Iron Ball on the Chain.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №14054
 29.01.2009
From local chat:

Chuck Norris came to us
[12:47] Link was kicked by Chuck Norris
[12:47] Dry Vasya was kicked by Chuck Norris
KANcord was kicked by Chuck Norris
[12:47] Invision: figured out
[12:47] Invision was kicked by Chuck Norris

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14053
 29.01.2009
The customer sent us a letter "payment guaranteed on February 30"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14052
 29.01.2009
Filed to: Course of lectures part 2.pdf
Size: 2.20 MB
Why Part 2?
Where to get Part 1?! to
There’s also part 1 here.
Is this all you need for the exam?
He is: Aha
Why is Part 2 called?
Oh sorry, I didn’t give it up.
he: Send file: Course of lectures all you need for the exam.pdf
Size: 2.20 MB
I thank you :-*

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14051
 29.01.2009
Anja (11:34:38 28/01/2009)
All women are angels. But when you cut off the wings, you have to fly on a hammer!
I liked the phrase
Camel (11:35:12 28/01/2009)
What are the men flying in this case?? to
Anja (11:36:03 28/01/2009)
Maybe on the propeller?
Camel (11:37:04 28/01/2009)
I think of the hue...
Anja (11:38:10 28/01/2009)
This is how?
Camel (11:38:36 28/01/2009)
where x dragged there and flew

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14050
 29.01.2009
1 I did the course.
2 O_O Do it to me now))
1 Brother
Which hieroglyphs came
1 Connection is lost
2 of Eve!! to
1 psp... psp...
1 Brother where are you?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №14049
 29.01.2009
Announcement in the universe:
"Lost ring, found a request to give to the 608 audience."
and below who has signed the pen "Sauron"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14048
 29.01.2009
I wrote the word "up to" separately to the chief today.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №14047
 29.01.2009
I read Wikipedia about the bear:
"White bears are often accompanied by sands, eating the remains of their prey."
I agree, if I see a white bear, I will immediately understand that the dog is there.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14046
 29.01.2009
K to:
When I was in 9th grade, my friend bought PSPy, the first one in his class.
I immediately remembered my third class. The first monochrome phones appeared.
And then I was interested: what were the dreams of the current secondary students when they were in the 3rd grade. The answer: lasers with blades and... tetris.
I went to the current 3th class. It turned out that for 30 people - 13 PSP, 7 iPhones, and any smartphone (telephones are not considered at all) older than six months old - a complete shit.

They didn’t find me right away [x_x]

stone: and we in the third class to the wooden coil from the threads crimped a segment from the wax candle, sold the rubber from the bigode in the coil and fixed it with a light bulb.. and this fucking ride on the party.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14045
 29.01.2009
I liked the answer@mail question:
"Where to shut down my Kalina, it is desirable that no one would guess that it is Kalina?"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14044
 29.01.2009
hotyonok: What do you do when the dude from behind is driving with the far light on when there is no need for it?

zh/ru_auto/firewehr: you remember the numbers, calculate the data of the fool, find him in Classmates and put him units to all the photos.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14043
 29.01.2009
When I was a child, I knew three words in English.
cat
dogs
Thanks to Mario

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14042
 29.01.2009
<Tvarius> Identified 3 stages of the game in WOW:
<Tvarius> 1st: WOW interferes with work.
<Tvarius> 2: Work interferes with WOW.
<Tvarius> 3rd: Work does not hinder WOW.
<Robot> and... fucking(((


[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14041
 29.01.2009
I am in a big ass.
Tiger: It’s good... it’s harder to get out of the small.)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14040
 29.01.2009
If you suddenly decide to shave the wool of a polar bear, you will find that it has a black skin underneath it. You will die in torment.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №14039
 29.01.2009
Fieldy: I sat in the office for six months with two women - one 52 head of the court apparatus and a girl 28 years old.
The Corrupt : )
Fieldy: there were 2 comp, 1 printer, I did the network to not run to print
I think there is a network, I will put a container.
I think, and with whom to play... the shortest girl on the second day rubbed me with hatshoots, and the head of the machine with a knife was wearing.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №14038
 29.01.2009
Better a blue on the fist than a thigh on the thigh.

Leonid S. Suchorukov

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14037
 29.01.2009
Passengers to note.



Well, I don’t know, maybe the earth is really small, or maybe...

Everyone in order. I bought tickets at the D.C. box office. to the window.

A small, but close to reference railway, but the main thing is not that, but that,

all over the railway station and the station, from this certificate through

The advertisement goes, such as: "If you have not met relatives and acquaintances,

You can contact the reference desk to submit a voice announcement.” This is

I want you to understand why this man appeared. Normal such

A man under 60. With a drunk spark in the eyes and with a big

The road bag. Waiting for the window to be released, he

He approached and asked a reasonable question:

- Strange, is it you that click here who can you?

Strange, twenty-five years old, you were a little offended, even through the glass.

I saw the sponges swallow. Work is work:

Do you want an announcement? She asked.

Well, in your copper, he himself.

Have you met someone?

“Well, I met no one, seven hours before my train, and no one.

I met. You would click, right?

Speak the names.

- Well, that is... - the man thought for a second, - click Sasha Vorfolomeeva,

Or not, it’s better to get rid of it. Oh, good grandmother is a factory! And on the front.

He added a little quieter, but everyone heard. And then he

He looked around, and in his eyes clearly read some intimate nostalgia.

- I am not interested in such details, - said the strict stranger.

That’s so clear, it’s what it’s for. You are a beautiful woman. Heaven with

Working on the line of accompanying persons, - stumbled from

Memories of Man.

The stranger squeezed a little, but accepted the compliment. So I asked already

and soft:

What kind of train is needed?

“Take me that train, iron dwarf! A man, swallowing

with an unintelligent sight, I tell you, man to me.

must be. I have vodka full of riddle, and meet someone I don’t know.

I can. I have a lot more to do here.

Which train did they arrive on? I corrected the question a little.

The wild.

If I knew, I would have tempted you. I would meet, not again.

Understood the man.

Did they come or not? The compliment seemed to have worked.

I know where I am. Maybe they came, maybe not. Click on them and there.

Let us see.

Should they have come at all? The beast had an angel.

I was patient, but I started to suspect.

I read them, I haven’t seen them for twenty years.

and more.

You just throw the money in the wind! Understanding what

The result was wild.

and yes? And what to do? Remove the man.

You are more visible.

You know, let’s click like that. Let those who know me come here.

They will come, I’ll wait for them here.

Do you think many people know you? The wild man asked.

- Oh girl, I am the whole former Union along and across from my youth.

has passed. From Ukraine to Sakhalin, from Yakutia to China. Probably who

Let him know.

Let us say your name.

After a minute, the speakers said: "A request to those who know Yuri

Go to the reference railway station.” The man was standing at that time.

A little on the side. Within a minute, everyone’s interest in him disappeared.

Me, by the way, too. And they remembered it only when they separated.

The Scream:

The Jurassic!! to

and Tolkien!! to

How many winters, how many years!

This is the meeting!! And so on, plus warm arms and

Snooping on the back. In a couple of minutes, the same thing.

Looking at each other, shouting, screaming and whispering,

Bishop, with a travel bag, left the box office.

Here I think, or the earth is really small or a man in his life.

Did you travel and travel a lot? The most important thing now is that you know

to do if you are alone at a foreign station, and for those who know Yuri

Kojemya, I report that he apparently has already left Moscow. Despite judging him

Ridicule, the hell knows it.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №14036
 29.01.2009
Paulson meets the robber and demands: "Hands up, give all your

The money" Paulson responds indignantly that he is the head of the U.S. Treasury. "This is

change the matter - then give all my money!" - evilly swallows the cock

The gangster.

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