Iëll go back to school. Sitting in the kitchen, I notice something cool on the refrigerator, fluffy and clearly misleading. There is such a dialogue:
Have you watered cactus in the refrigerator for a long time?
It is bread.

When I saw Putin in his sunglasses, the first thought was – “Agent Smith?” O_O"

The xxx:
Are you married?

YYYY :
I didn’t have my computer broken, what was the wedding here.

The xxx:
Computer is important?

YYYY :
of course! I compared the shit in the passport and the computer!

From the comments to the distribution of the porn film Elena Bedd / Helen Bedd (1973)

Bezzabotny: she probably already died of old age, and you are all shaking on her.
...
Perec122: And yes. Let’s drink for a dead porn star. The world dust her.
Dangerboy: Go for rest

The walls are covered with the inscriptions "Attention! Video surveillance is underway!" I don’t know for whom it was hanged, for the visitors, or for the staff?

And for 2012 they promise just some terrible cosmic phenomena that the earth will not endure.
HHH: Then fuck it all together.
Tagged with: pomut, tifu

The father of his loved one after viewing "Spider-Man" asked the question: who after his heroic adventures washes New York from the web...?

...if there is no "I don't like" button on Facebook, then Pasha won't think about it

With a smile, I regret:
The top of foolish deaths-one umat canvas full:

A 34-year-old man was found dead in the basement of his home. He was dressed, gently speaking, strangely: a folded shirt, a white underwear, leather shoes and a women’s wig. On the head was an anti-gas, connected by a hose with the rear passage, which caused suffocation.

I am cooking.

xxx: recently read from a friend this statement: "Being "In active search" - is it how? Run around the street, clinging to men, asking "no, fall in love with me, please!"
xxx: I think Elsi will do that, then it will just scratch =/

Schrödinger’s Troll: Right and Wrong at the Same Time

X: Why is Johnson’s Rock in Forsage always sweating?
Brazil is hot.
X: But the rest are okay.
Y : A! Grimmer Johnson is afraid to approach him

X: Do you have a girlfriend?
YYY: Who I Need
XXX is cool! to persuade!
YYY: good
Yyy: There are no girls
YYY: Everybody wants to be cared for... I’d rather have a cat, she needs it.

I am going to sell the car. The Grand Picasso
Yyy: I don’t have children, I don’t have anything to do with it.
XXX: What will you take with your kids?

The desire of our deanish to serve has reached its apogee – on the Day of Slavic Writing and Culture, 60 Chinese people in Russian folk costumes will lead the chord.

DJ Sergeich: All people take a break from work on the weekend, and the sysadmines take a break from the weekend at work!

A few hours before May 21, according to one of the versions - the date of the end of the world:

What time will the end of the world be tomorrow? I want to enjoy Geisha.
XXX is action!! to

Yesterday I went to the GOP-RYON.
xxx: on the wall among the three-letter words with a fat font "E=mc2"
Wow, you are not kidding!
It is only during the day that people throw on mobile phones.
In the evening, they sell it all to build their little andron collider.
XH: O_o

I heard in the store:
A man for 5-6 minutes explained on the phone how I understood the installation of some program... like explained, and like he understood... 5 seconds of silence and suddenly:
You turn on the computer, all that’s on the screen is the desk.
I was crying...

List of literature
1st Hamdi A. Tahah, Introduction to Operations Research, Sixth Edition, 2001.
2nd Lectures of friends.