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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3115
 31.03.2008
And it is true that if in the ICQ write "0_o" then the last replicas are automatically sent to the tower?)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3114
 31.03.2008
It is strange to shudder from the side when the guy, having caught between his legs a ping pong ball, cries out: 3rd nakhЪ!!!!!! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3113
 31.03.2008
<Maisi> What do you do
<quick> website making
<Maisi> What is it?
<quick> OOO "ProfMontage" - installation and manufacture of metal structures
<Maisi> The Hole
<quick>? to
<Maisi> What is interesting on this site?
<quick> in the sense? O.O
<Maisi> OOO "ProfMontage" - installation and manufacture of metal structures is the same organization. What is this site
<quick> emm...I don’t even know how to explain...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3112
 31.03.2008
Someone doesn’t believe in the power of good. Too many people her.

are supported.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3111
 31.03.2008
The story of the “time to love has come.”

Five years ago, there was such a beer, called "Good". Hard, in my opinion.

And it was in two options: light and dark.

And here, on Monday, at five o’clock in the morning, I go to the electric car, I approach the

I go to the tent and say, “Please give me the ‘Good,’ the light.”

The insane look of the sleeping saleswoman, I realize the ambiguity

and phrases. Slowly, he added, “Two bottles...”

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №3110
 31.03.2008
We have a very happy old age. Imagine how much is around us.

Old women with tattoos on explanation.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3109
 31.03.2008
<user> has recently been interrupted with a single Linux
I got a scratch from him.
The next day the scratch acquired an unpleasant appearance.
I'm afraid that next full moon I'll be a Linux player.


I knew, I knew that the linuxoids do not know the draco, they just scratch ^_^

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3108
 31.03.2008
Legch (01:58:27 29/03/2008)
You are not a God of war.

Legch (01:58:39 29/03/2008)
Sadly

Legch (01:58:57 29/03/2008)
I just wanted to offer to fuck Tbilisi together.

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Are you not in your head at all? I am a small drone from Greenland.

Legch (01:59:51 29/03/2008)
Did you mean that in Tbilisi we really don’t fuck?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №3107
 31.03.2008
by Bukhari. Well, how is the debosh, the scourge, the scourge, the hut procured to the goats, a metric layer of bottles on the floor. In the morning, walking through the bodies through the smoke curtain, the owner of the house enters the room. The phrase is genius.

"I don’t want to live here anymore"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3106
 31.03.2008
Euronymous: Hi, I know you are here
PFF, how is it?? to
Euronymous is elementary. Hidden from me?
No, of all
Euronymous: there is a prolog to see those who are in the invision
Girl: What kind of one?? to
So I want
Euronymous is Moscow. You will not go.
I recently received a new computer. He said it all goes!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3105
 31.03.2008
The match between Romania and Russia. The goalkeeper of the Romanian national team has the sound name Pop. At the beginning of the match, Bystrov rushes on the flank, almost catches the ball, but the Romanian goalkeeper runs out to him. The goalkeeper beats the ball from under the feet of the fast, but the fast inertia flies over the goalkeeper, falls, touching his shoulder with his foot. Pope is in pain, Pope lies, doctors run to him. The apophysis of the scene - the voice of the goose behind the frame "...Dah, did not spare the Fast Pop!and "

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3104
 31.03.2008
Let's admin Bash also make a rating, which is made up of the sum of ratings of those quotes published by admin. Then we will find out who has whom!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3103
 31.03.2008
XXX is
Is this a sex consultation? I am 16 years old, I would like to ask a question.

YYY
You don’t know how to use the fuck?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3102
 31.03.2008
At night I read the abyss. I want to sleep in pps, and in inst in the morning. I decided I would go to bed when I read a really funny quote! I didn’t go to Insta...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3101
 31.03.2008
How nice when your beloved girlfriend can rejoice with you that you raised the apache under the fresco...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №3100
 31.03.2008
Q: Have you passed the exam?
K: What is what?
D: by Matan
K: Yes, 2 years Nazat, 2 courses
A: Give him a textbook.
Q: Do I fuck you? You have long been removed from the universe.
Q: I wonder what kind of stuff they are doing.
by : =
D: and in the toilet as a race of paper ended
Vengeance for me, camarade!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3099
 31.03.2008
Fiona
What do you think if the mattress in ikee is called "sultan hamno" - it's not a very quality product?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №3098
 31.03.2008
<Crocodile> did you ever have this? Write a post on the forum... big
<Crackfish> probably smart
<Crocodile> read, check the errors
<Crocodile> and then... why all this? You will remove the


It was a little different:
You will write a lot, detail, check... and the light will shut down.
And when they turn on, the evil is written the same, only 5 times shorter.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №3097
 31.03.2008
We work with technical support.

The client has a problem with the wireless router... it’s unclear what it’s all about. 7 times in a row interrupt the adjustments. For 7 times it agreed that the settings, stsukko, were correct, and everything worked.

I told the boss about the incident. he said, "Buben, of course, I can't allocate... but for a small tamtam I'll give you money..."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3096
 31.03.2008
by Dusia:
How to recognize a scorpion?Is it by his mimic? gesture? walk? conversation? by how he (she) behaves himself, or can he (she) just be a skilled actor and artist?? to
by Lena :
by Energy
Scorpions are special.
It is immediately felt)
by Vdk_:
The most true way
by Vdk_:
by date of birth

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