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[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14035
 29.01.2009
The boss of the day at the meeting fell asleep...Wake up like that, we sit down and discuss everything ourselves. I don’t know when the meeting would go, but he woke up and said:
Hard times are coming! The turtles lay their eggs, and we have to get to the ocean.
Seven people were just in the shower... And the meeting ended half an hour earlier.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14034
 29.01.2009
XXXX(15:09:08 28/01/2009)
The Archbishop Kidnapped the Kruzak Prado))
XXXX(15:10:08 28/01/2009)
Support the domestic car industry!! to
the archbishop at the priory and let it not go out.)))
XXXX(15:10:30 28/01/2009)
About 7:00 a.m. the driver of the Lord Kirill appealed to the police.
XXXX(15:10:36 28/01/2009)
It’s a good idea 😉 😉 😉 😉
XXXX (15:10:42 28/01/2009)
I am the driver.)
XXXX (15:11:56 28/01/2009)
“God gave – God took. No need to look."
In the comments who wrote it 😉 😉 😉
XXXX(15:12:47 28/01/2009)
"The Devil Loves Prado :lol:"
They also burned

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14033
 29.01.2009
KJ (11:10:43 27/01/2009)
Do you have anything to do with this exam???? to

Dek4nice (11:11:29 27/01/2009)
Faith, Hope and Optimism

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №14032
 29.01.2009
I watch the students cheer, who of them did no more and gave it all.
Oh...
When I was a student, I gave the right to a very nice woman. She was a practising lawyer, and I expected that such a specialist would now chase me from and to across the background.
She looked at me and, without asking anything, asked:
What assessment do you put?
Five would I like.
“Good,” she said, and began to write in a checklist.
And you won’t even ask anything, I was surprised.
She turned away from filling the note, looked at me carefully and said:
Remember, young man, the less you know, the more valuable I am as an expert.
This phrase I remembered for my whole life and I no longer suffered from figured during classes.
And now is the time for me, already a docent and at the same time a practising building designer, to repeat the same thing:
Students, please do not study. Try to get as much as possible on the hole! The less you know after graduation, the more valuable I am as a specialist and the higher the salary I can demand for my services!
Please...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14031
 29.01.2009
Lexx: A man came to us in the morning, like I was here with you a couple of months ago, the bars took, the wires broke, I want new ones.
U2 and Berkshire?
No, the ropes
Lexx: It turned out that nothing close to the size - 180cm - is not.
U2: Ha ha ha ha, go to the rift already.
Lexx: The weather, he was still in a joke outraged - the type of shoes you sell, and the ropes to it - not, advised in the market and in other shoes to look for. has gone. In the evening he returned - bought new shoes, pulled out the ropes and left, and the boots were thrown into the urn at the exit, throw!
Lexx: Here’s my new bears :P
U2: Is it... Dear friends?
Lexx: Agah 8-)
U2: And how are they? Is it worth taking compared to cheap ones?
Lexx: A hz - I can't find them anywhere in the city :-(

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14030
 29.01.2009
K to:
Probably the most beautiful dress on a girl is a towel or blanket.
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You and your shirt.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №14029
 29.01.2009
Or is it the ritual of committing to leaders - like the vampires - to drink blood from people, you must first die as a human being?

And if you do not drink blood, and do not have you in the brain, you put on the work of the screw, as much as you do not pay. You get rid of the office, you’ll be fired. And when he himself invested in his business a bunch of time, nerves and money, the hired lazy just wavered. You understand that alone in a day you will do more than a dozen employees sitting a week "from call to call". You just need to not be disturbed in Heat, contact and sit, and pay the salary on time. And the fact that the profit of the company, and accordingly your salary, directly depends on the outcome of your work, you do not understand them. How did you not go after that?
Do not value a good attitude, well, you will get the leader of the "vampire".

c) The Cineman

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №14028
 29.01.2009
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I have a lot of pain)))
To the logopedist?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №14027
 28.01.2009
Should I miss a car that runs on a pedestrian crossing when I am on the main road?

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14026
 28.01.2009
I am standing near the subway, waiting for my wife, next to me is a nervously smoking 30-year-old guy. The sight of him is very confused... A minute after five, the plot changes, a joyful girl goes to him for a meeting and does not reach 5 meters with a clear hope in the voice: well, you have decided?!? to
The bored crowd immediately turns their gaze at him, and he does not pay attention to the crowd with joy in the voice of the eagle: Yes! I am a boy!
The loudest of all roared a drunk boy who was sitting near the entrance to the subway and all this time pretended to be dead.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14025
 28.01.2009
What a dirty tea.
I am sorry, it is overwhelming!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14024
 28.01.2009
Yesterday I visited my mom and made two discoveries for myself:
In the first - the beard prevents licking the plate :P=
I haven’t eaten from my plate for a long time. :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14023
 28.01.2009
The collective works harmoniously and productively, and only the bosses deal here and there with irrelevant issues and bring elements of chaos and discord, being the cause of failures, into a well-established system.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14022
 28.01.2009
K is
45443 (saved 2009-01-27 at 20:30)
if you have a fox, it doesn’t mean you’re a man, it’s possible you’re just a fox))))))))
c) Vikki
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Do not be wise please!
This quote should look like this:
If you have a pussy, it does not mean that you are a pussy, it is possible that you are a pussy!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14021
 28.01.2009
LinuxCodder: Who knows what No;%:*@# screws formated?
Lari$$ka: Oh, that’s me. by chance, especially because you haven’t done anything there anyway?
LinuxCodder: First I did. There was already a fully configured system and a bunch of file content.
LinuxCodder: It was already a fully upgraded server, you know?
LinuxCodder: It could already be put into operation... eh... ((
LinuxCodder: And secondly, THE SEVEN formatted screws are "accidental"?! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №14020
 28.01.2009
Why does it often happen that the language in the wheel persistently doesn’t want to switch even after a few consecutive Ctrl(Alt) + Shift clicks, until you look at the language panel?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №14019
 28.01.2009
The methodist from the decanate comes in and says: guys, I have a labyrinth on my computer, which is constantly demonstrating porn on the Internet, don't you see?
We will be happy to answer.)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14018
 28.01.2009
xxx: No matter how much a foreigner has taught Russian, he will never understand why "drop" is "theft", and "drop" is "bite".

Good to fuck.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14017
 28.01.2009
I had a friend who had a “smile if you want to sleep with me” on his visit card. You would see how they tried not to laugh!It is :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №14016
 28.01.2009
I stand on a cigarette with girls, we smoke, a boy comes out of school with his mother, all beautiful with flowers and a wallet!
He approaches Julia and says:
Girl, nicotine and not such horses killed))
I have fallen...

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