The story of how the newborn wanted to bring to the commission delighted our entire pediatric team. Comrades, with the child come to the examination, to the dispensary. The commission is in Sparta. There were some other babies commissioned there, if you remember))

XXX is out of the conference.
YYY: He is out.
YYY: The Ura
XXX returned to the conference.
YYY: Hello to you!
YYY: We missed it.

I was at the King Crimson Festival. It’s like aliens arrived, showed different miracles – teleportation, levitation, an eternal engine, a time machine – and they left!

How to Scare a Customer in 20 Minutes?
“Yes, I suspect there will be something from the category “it’s not worth placing photos of your genitals on the second slide of the presentation.”
Fuck, that’s where I crashed.

You are crazy, Diana!
Xxx : Oh
The full name should have been written (

xxx (on guitar grip): A, wait, I clean the grip
Remove the bird and go play.
XXX: I still eat.
YYY: Who
YYY: The grip?
YYY: Did you clean him for that?

XXX: You probably walk by the grandmothers.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY The last girl I talked to was a girl on the Eurosite.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: And it all came down to the fact that she just needed money from me (((

>> Manarchy: What is the difference between TCP and UDP?

by KMM.
I know two jokes, about UDP and about TCP.
It is not the fact that the first one will come before you.
But I will repeat the second until you understand.
There was another joke about ARP. Does anyone know her? Tell me!

Something I don’t find time to watch my series, tell me in two words what’s going on there...
Yyy: She was his slave in the harem, and in the 40th series became his wife.
xxx: exciting

Comments to the news "In the Donbass decided to take payment for rain"
KORSAR OZGO: Pipet will turn off the rain for failure to pay

Old age is when nothing else is inserted except a clitoris.

One day a distant relative came to visit us. The Far Parent was one of those men who accompany any phrase with a meaningful smile, and talk to children as if before them very stupid adults.

At the table, my brother pulled for sugar, and a distant relative moved the sugar bar. “Thank you,” said Mishka politely. He was four years old, and he had just mastered a great power of gratitude.

"Thank you for the bread you will not smell, and you will not put it in your pocket."

The mouse was confused and frozen. A distant relative smiled and continued to drink tea.

In principle, I can easily imagine what was going on in my four-year-old brother’s head. Particularly well this became clear after the fact, when the Far Parent began to gather to leave, and in the pocket of the coat found a packet of melting butter.

My father was so upset that his relatives were upset. And more seemed not to come to us. And then my mom said with a breath that it could be limited to a quarter of the package. Maximum of half.
by eilin-o-connor

After the magical phrase "Time to Sleep" children are attacked by drowsiness, hunger and constipation.

Commentary on the results of the football match Lithuania - Russia:

When I watched the Russia-Lithuania match and my mom came into the room, I didn’t get confused and switched to porn.

XXX: I am interested in this.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: what
XXX: How do you want a rehearsal drummer?! to
YYY: Do you want me to worry you about the second question?
How do I need it if I don’t have it?! to

I just persuaded my mother to give my catch a catch, put him a catch, he smelled and looked at us standing. I’m mom: something he doesn’t eat her, mom: it’s him from happiness.

Preparations for the Summit in Vladivostok:

The authorities also prohibit private boats and yachts from entering the sea, and the inhabitants of Vladivostok are offered to leave the city in general, in order not to interfere with the movement of courts.

Do you have a flash for five minutes?
I only have 2 and 16 gigabytes. O_O

Baby, I’m riding in places where the scroll of the wheel means that it’s still round, still rotating, and generally making the bike one whole.

Wife: Teach me how to turn on Google GrandSlide.
Go to Google - "Google Translate"
Are we going to eat soup?
Wife: mmm... well pick in Google "soup" and eat it
OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK