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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14015
 28.01.2009
San: the shab to do such a shab to me for this was nothing)))
KreZ: San> work overtime

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14014
 28.01.2009
3ve3do4et: Guys, how to answer the female question "Why did you pull me to bed?" other than the obvious?
Esk: Go, she just didn’t notice you fucking her. Now it confuses.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14013
 28.01.2009
1 - Mly, Bilin bought Goden-Telecom, Corbyn and Euroset - direct wolves.
2 - Everything is as planned, then Gazprom will buy Beeline.
2 - And then MTS, Megaphone, Nornikel, Rusal, Rushidro and others.
1 is Gazprom.
And then Putin exchanges it for the United States for Obama, and the United States will go to the enoplanets for experiments for the fact that they will push Gazprom from Obama back. The United States is not. Obama is not. Enoplanetans are 10,000 years behind, you can build communism.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14012
 28.01.2009
News: "The Metropolitan Kirill was kidnapped a few hours ago by Land Cruiser Prado."

God gave, God took.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14011
 28.01.2009
Why did you cancel the flu epidemic this year?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14010
 28.01.2009
FENIKS (16:05:12 26/01/2009)
I am limited to food.

Orlando (16:05:24 26/01/2009)
Are there results?

FENIKS (16:05:36 26/01/2009)
His hands are like death.

Orlando (16:05:51 26/01/2009)
And the pop?

FENIKS (16:06:04 26/01/2009)
Pop is big. It is like life.)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14009
 28.01.2009
45255 (saved 2009-01-26 at 13:10)
<xxx> girls can cook two dishes
<xxx> this is an egg
<xxx> and Snoop Dog
– – – – –

No No No No! Don’t confuse girls with high school students!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №14008
 28.01.2009
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z0D5e8n7x: you have not seen my password yet ))

© their

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №14007
 28.01.2009
Contact is an amazing opportunity for all damaged and offended, foolish and stupid girls to feel STARS, putting a piece of ass on the avatar!!! to

Max is

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №14006
 28.01.2009
Admines, give comments, take the abyss to squeeze your quotes on quotes!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №14005
 28.01.2009
If you have no problems and no enemies, you are not yet born.

(The Yellow Shirt)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №14004
 28.01.2009
You know, my colleague gave me a Dr. Arbalet. Of course, immediately

Try the toy in action. Draw a target on a piece of paper.

They pulled the scotch into the closet and fired a shot. Even got hit. Shoot

I asked for the target, the wall of the closet, all the shirts and jackets that hanged in the closet.

He stumbled into the opposite wall. Imagine what would happen if

Would the target be hanged on his wife's section?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №14003
 28.01.2009
President Barack Hussein Obama will balance the budget

the economy, will solve real estate problems, will reverse the global

warming, will find Osama bin Laden, will allow the Israeli-Palestinian

The conflict will bring about international peace. Then on the seventh day he

to rest.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14002
 28.01.2009
The serpent
How do you get the 1200 U.S.?
Outsider
The skin of a virgin is normal.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14001
 28.01.2009
Grandpa is on the street. They get snow in it. He cries out and says:
What broke up! Pedophiles are missing.
(Coordination with the phrase of Pendalph from the "Brotherhood and the Ring" of Goblin)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14000
 28.01.2009
Shakal: I got my salary!!!!! to
Evgenius: Good for you
Shakal: and the whole body as a hand removed! I wanted to work!
Shakal: although not... seemed

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №13999
 28.01.2009
xx: Yesterday, let’s sit down with me watching a movie. Suddenly, a SMS from a girl arrives on the phone. I’m angry to remove all the girls from his directory.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? to
xxx: And he out of anger removed me from the directory...and all the girls...I’m in shock...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13998
 28.01.2009
Repair is a natural disaster committed by a group of persons on a preliminary agreement.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №13997
 28.01.2009
Not for service, but for friendship.. the guy who bought dollars, come to the house-2, ah?))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13996
 28.01.2009
XX: How did you get there? The girls in the department are not detained at all, they are pulled out!! to
YYY: How, how... I won their hearts once and for all!
XXX: O_O
YYY: And you imagine it! This is my first time in the department, so embarrassing. The boys are sitting, ignoring me and cutting in the counter. Instead of “Hello” and “Oh!” Give it two!

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