From the news tape:
In Chelyabinsk opened the first in Russia rehabilitation center for copniks called "Man".

The authors of the project published a program appeal to the target audience. It concludes by saying, “We will not help you.”

I come to a friend. I see, he has an empty package of toothbrushes, a blue marker and blue toothbrushes on his table. I ask him nothing to do? On what he complains me so complainingly: "The Kursach should be written!".

XXX: Found a chic space simulator. I chose the moon and the earth. Increased the speed of the moon, it stumbled from the gravitational field of the earth, and how to catch I do not know

A woman speaks on the phone:
How many times have I told you not to watch this channel!!! I’ll go home, I’ll fuck it!! to
Then she said to her neighbor:
The son refuses to wash his clothes because, you can see, on NTV they said they have decoded the Bible, and next week will be the end of the world.

by Alexander (1:55) :
You can become a UK citizen if you have lived in the UK for 10 years.

by Alexander (1:55) :
14 years Illegal

by Alexander (1:55) :
Here I did not understand.

Name of Family (1:55) :
A kind of perseverance XD

by Alexander (1:56) :
If I go to England for a weekend, I’ll go back.

by Alexander (1:56) :
And in 14 years I will come and say that I have lived with them for 14 years.

by Alexander (1:56) :
They just didn’t notice me, I wasn’t legal.

Name of Family (1:56) :
Then you have to fly away secretly so that they can think. that you stayed there and were looking for, and then illegally fly and say that you are not quite unloving

But today my girl was upset when I said I didn’t like kids.
What should I do if there is a kindergarten under my windows, and every morning begins with “maaaaaaaaaaa!” I don’t want to!", "you won’t love me!" or just "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

I go to my teenage daughter hoping to send her to the store.
Do you want me to go to the ice cream store and get something for me?
She (not separating from the comp): Since when have you become an extrasensitive, ma?
I: in the sense?
She: Well you clearly guessed that I really don’t want to.

xxx: tried to mess with a girl in a club, like in a Burn advertisement (he suddenly approaches there, turns to himself and kisses)
YYY: And how then? Does it work?
xxx: nifiga - the spleen broke, and tomorrow I go to the dentist - she also broke my tooth for the journey

Saudi woman arrested for driving car

What a humane people these Saudis!

When did the actor Nikita Jigurda die?
Sorry, but he is alive!
HH: The wrong answer! Actor Nikita Gigurda died in 1991.

It has been raining since morning.
I: Did you know that today one American preacher promised the end of the world?
Brother * looking at the sky thoughtfully *: What America's Apocalypse is a Russian rain... just a rain...

Q: How is your diploma?
I am now at the most important, fundamental stage.
I know... Chapter Three!
U: I’m going to start eating, I’m going to sit down and write it.

What do you do at the toilet?! to
Well, you have to sit down, relax, think...
xxxh: and wait until gravity does its job?))

Imagine that tomorrow an Unknown Aggressive State is attacking us.
The government is in panic.
The military is looking for ammunition and gasoline for tanks.
The civilians marod and stock up everything they can.
The students breathed relieved.

There are a few minutes until your shooting. Before you die, you are allowed to listen to a song. Only one. What will this song be?
Wauu: Something from the repertoire of Stas Pieha - so that death becomes a desired redemption

News: "Prokhorov presented the e-mobile, he opens doors, he starts, but still does not go"

The X-Files are getting jealous!!! to
YYY: Moreover, the doors open and open.

...
Probably soon you will have to look for a political correct name for you, in the way of African Americans.

I suggest using something like "a person with an alternative way of thinking". And that "dollbow" is somewhat unpolitical.

From the Women’s Forum:

111: Have you made a mine with ice cream? Share as you did? Liked it?

222: I didn't try ice cream.I usually paste pasta.Well, I water it with mayonnaise.

333: And I'm very sluggish, I can only take it with a fork, before the ketchup..mm)))

I transferred several gigs overnight through the aska.

It was probably a polar night.

A statement from my acquaintance:
From now on, I’m talking only with my husband.