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[ + 38 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64913
 30.05.2012
My boyfriend is studying in mathematics, because of the fact that he gives accounts, I have not seen him for a long time. I call him:
We haven’t seen each other for a long time, maybe we’ll meet some day.
I can not.
Very busy?
I am an assymptote of Ahahahaha.
Gothic *

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64912
 30.05.2012
Astrologers have announced a month of boring jokes about the EGE!

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64911
 30.05.2012
[11:04:54] RobRoy: and this is the reason for the subway travel
RobRoy: From July 1, the price of vodka will rise by a third
RobRoy: I was naive to think they were working on electricity.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №64910
 30.05.2012
Men, cute, I don’t understand – and what’s the problem if a guy is riding on public transportation, and his phone isn’t a miracle of modern technology? Why are you so sure that in the eyes of an ordinary girl this is a disadvantage? Does the guy get worse if he earns a little? In my opinion, the main thing is that he tries to earn himself, and not to sit on the neck of his parents. I'm on a trolley bus myself, my phone is 7 years old, and I don't see any trouble in it. Why should this be a disaster?
On the contrary, you feel uncomfortable when they try to get acquainted with you "pavilians", insistently emphasizing their security. Immediately there is a feeling that they will try to buy me with unnecessary and unsolicited gifts-restaurants-buckets. The pleasure of communicating with them is zero.
If some of the guys when dating watched not on the chest, but looking in the eyes, then he would notice where, in turn, the girl looks - on him, on his behavior and manners, or hangs price notes on his clothes, shoes, mobile phone, etc. And if these same "somebody" constantly approaches to meet girls, who obviously spend more time in salons and boutiques than at school or work, then who is to blame them?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №64909
 30.05.2012
xxx: I see the trailer straight: behind the frame heroic music, and the camera flies through the model of a three-dimensional grid of curved space-time. In a world where everything is subject to accurate calculation, where the parallel straight never cross and go to infinity, where the space itself has a bulky shape, where the infinitely small forever strive in their pursuit to the limit, she appears... and then the musician becomes lyrical, the camera hits a confusing schedule against the background of three planets, surrounded by a three-dimensional representation of the bend of space from their gravitational influence - "... there is it - a function unlike the others. A feature that has survived the rise of extremes and heavy minimum strikes. A function that is not given in the hard legs of indefinite integrals and always comes out as a winner. We’ll tell a long story about how it became definite, overcoming singularities and overcoming boundaries. Love of algebra and numerical methods. Gravity of three planets and uncertainty. Watch on the big screen - a story about love and trials: the task of three bodies.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64908
 30.05.2012
xxx: or with the needle of the Gandon to pierce, for example
yyy: =))) or buy the late prefix=)
But not the Soviets. They had a time of suitability for beauty. They are eternal.

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64907
 30.05.2012
What kind of people work at Microsoft if for many years they have considered the regulation of the volume to be an excitement.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №64906
 30.05.2012
Pekar': Diman, Zadarova, I got my new Passat on a farce! More than 100 for sexuality!! to
Congratulations to the devil! You have 101...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64905
 30.05.2012
Discuss the topic "Children raised by animals". The best comment: "Well, children raised by the Internet are also sometimes difficult to understand..."

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64904
 30.05.2012
During the filming, the actors tried to actually smoke marijuana to greater credibility, but achieved the opposite effect - in this state they were unable to play their roles.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №64903
 30.05.2012
>... play basketball... watched, and among the guys throws the ball a very nice girl aged 20-22, and at the same time does not captivate and does not bother, but actively participates in the game! cute ladies, more such copies as this girl, rather than those lovers wandering around clubs and bars...<

Spit in the soul!
I remember how many times it was, as a child we played something in the whole yard. We are wearing together with the boys, choking... And suddenly a somewhat early matured Light leaves in the courtyard - loose hair to poop, naked, already painted eyes, a cut to cowards on an ultra-short shirt and even a bustle on an even flat chest. Well, the game is breaking down. Boys are all around her. She doesn’t want to play with us, and they don’t want to play with us either. They sit around this fifa in the store, watch her shirt, and we, the girls, stay like wearing. Question: What do we most often get as a result?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64902
 30.05.2012
wzk 2:10:17
I went out of the kitchen and only now caught myself on the thought that on the turn I have been by the imaginary chair for several nights in a row.

by 2:10:27
There was a chair before :D

mz 2:11:58
He remembers you. He comes to you at night and stands. Just like Hachiko. Only the most true chair)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64901
 30.05.2012
XXX: and I'll go now to eat croissants with condensation
Not a word about food.
HH: What is this? The hungry?
I have been doing the course since morning. And the only official revenge from the student for 5 minutes is to go out to eat a little... and so he ate for today.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №64900
 29.05.2012
Thus, from the station Donetsk the high-speed train departed at 19:20 instead of the previously specified time 20:14.

Passengers who were unaware of changes in the schedule and were late on the train were offered an alternative route to the destination station, the press service noted.

Comment: "an alternative route was proposed" – sent us** that is?

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64899
 29.05.2012
About the Devil 3
>>"You will wake up in a cold sweat with the thought that the children of Blizzard employees are undernourished because of people like you!"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №64898
 29.05.2012
Minfin proposed it, Minfin proposed it.
Here I am, when it’s really bad to do, trembling and going to bed.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64897
 29.05.2012
Q: How did it happen that you met him?
WOW: Well, a lot of young people are kneeling to me... Flowers... And he’s there, I’m already upset, I thought he’s nothing like that... and he’s there with his flowers... Well I’m not one of those who love typical decorations.
WOW: And I already thought it wasn’t all fate... But once he asked me to come to him and set the heroes 3 under seven. I came without a back-thinking, I did everything... Well, of course you need to try multiplayer. And remembering their youth, they were sitting on a compass playing...
WOW: In general, he won my heart by winning me at all during the first month!!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №64896
 29.05.2012
C is
xxx: I am 16 years old, menstrual delay as days 5-9, bought 3 tests, the first showed two strips, the second 1, the third 2... I had sex with my boyfriend without protection, the idea of pregnancy should not be, since, the alignment of sperm should be at least 3 weeks, he passed at least 1 week... Can it be pregnancy??? I passed a test on the Internet 1 showed that you are not pregnant, the second, maybe you will become a mother...

yyy: It’s still growing ((

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64895
 29.05.2012
I call a taxi with a corner.
Is it possible to use the Hertz 43 machine?
Taxi: What’s there next door?
Tagged: Herzena 42
T: We send the machine.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64894
 29.05.2012
On the website of acquaintance:
Funny) Here people are so generous) I modestly wrote in the questionnaire - half, and I am offered a whole guy)

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