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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112250
 18.04.2015
The ban on smoking in this country...Nothing good has brought to anyone.
and----
And if you were a non-smoker, you would already feel the joy of not meeting ten times a day with this odor, from which then the head hurts for an hour. I’m sorry for you – you don’t know what happiness it is to get into an unsmoked elevator, get in and stop.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112249
 18.04.2015
When she approached the mirror, she realized with horror that she was walking with a sponge under her nose. But, looking into it, she calmed down: the swallow fit a color under the bag."

HH: It hasn’t been so long ago. I will go tell my story.

XHHH: I told you. How to pinch under the eye?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112248
 18.04.2015
"Divorce is sex in which you cannot participate" (not mine). This is for bees, hard and so forth. And yes, I have a daughter and I am a woman (50+).

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112247
 18.04.2015
Here atheists begin to impose their world views and try to ban everything that has to do with religion.
It is...
Here is another observation, consistent with the theory that believers are prone to hallucinations. And in a very broad spectrum. Then a man in the heavens (why did they think that he was there)?Atheists are trying to ban everything that has to do with religion. Pray your icons and bodies in your churches. You can also take your children there. That is to baptize. They will also get rid of them with any useless nonsense.
We simply do not want your limitations to harm us and those who are dear to us.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112246
 18.04.2015
I spent a couple of days here in the village without communication and without the internet... People, tell me what to google to catch the connection between bees, schoolchildren and atheists and finally understand what this whole dispute is about.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №112245
 18.04.2015
P.S If we are created in the image and likeness of God, why is God a fucker?

Reply to C. To solemnly put it on us all.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №112244
 18.04.2015
The philosopher says to his son:
You made me very sad. I’ve heard you argue with your friend and say to him, ‘You’re bored.’ How could you? You hurt a man for nothing, showing him disregard!
Dad, what had I to say to him?
- You should have said, "Yes, he would understand that you are involved, but you will oppose!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112243
 17.04.2015
Privet by Nina! Poexali luche vmeste vo Vladivostok na transsibirskoj magistrale! by Davaj? Budet zdorovo!and "
The French friend Beatrice writes to me)) how would she explain that this is not exactly what every Russian wants?))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112242
 17.04.2015
Once upon a time, in the 70s and 80s, a lawyer who knew me, a 10-year-old, asked me about my knowledge of pornography. He had an interesting case, the sculptor was accused of pornography and for this he was going to be jailed. And since I was in art school, I could be considered a quite authoritative expert. Well, I brought a bunch of the most famous paintings, in comparison with which the work of this artist was just innocent madness...The lawyer shone, the artist was released for the absence of a crime composition, and I got a chocolate. So since then, dear ones, the concepts of decent and undecent, erotic and pornography, extortion and sexual acts have been so clearly chewed, written, numbered and scattered that there is nothing to argue about. Everything is in the laws. What is unclear is explained in the comments. And all the rest is nothing more than the hants of incompetent people, neither in dances nor in laws.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112241
 17.04.2015
In Taoism (or elsewhere) there is a practice: to do 100 good deeds in a row.
As soon as you squeeze, the counter drops down - start all over again.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112240
 17.04.2015
Oh, what do you know about cognitive dissonance!I have a friend who is engaged in aquariums, I was not yet acquainted with him at the time, well, I was sent to him about my sick fish.I go through a dark corridor, and to meet me a troubled guy with a thoughtful face, in one hand carries a cat dead for the tail, in the other a tail!!I have already started and here this miracle with a low voice begins to complain "Look, the food of the piton has frozen, and he refuses to eat, will now have to cut off for turtles and crocodiles".He is familiar veterinarians regularly throw all kinds of dead animals from the clinic.
Fuck, I’d run away from there.
A funny guy turned out to be.I then asked to him somehow, and there in the room we meet a healthy such a cat, climbs to him on his arms and looks at me so badly.He says "She doesn't like girls, because she considers herself the only lover, so be careful, watch not to bite".
What’s in his head? what’s in his head?! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №112239
 17.04.2015
And why is the 14-year-old fool protected by the law, and the 18-year-old is not?
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At 14 it is the age, and at 18+ it is already a diagnosis.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112238
 17.04.2015
At the same time, the court found former director of the factory Yuri Shulgan guilty of the theft of 29 million rubles and sentenced him to three years conditionally, fining 550 thousand rubles.
Yes, in general... Go to celebrate once a month and have a bunch of money for the rest of your life. Just bite.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №112237
 17.04.2015
He wrote a large post on the theme of beekeeping, about bee dances at the forum of biologists. They ran some idiots and wrecked the whole branch.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №112236
 17.04.2015
A classic from a forum:

Darwin’s theory of evolution contradicts the law of entropy. To support increasingly complex organisms and ecosystems, a powerful source of external energy would be needed.
The Darwinists!

> "The Sun? I have not heard of it".

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №112235
 17.04.2015
Take treatment :

The Sadist:
I propose to gather all the bees in the same hall and pour a couple of dozens of high-quality salt roots! With the publication of photos of crooked asses on the board of honour!
— — — —
I suggest healing your brain.
— — — —
The man speaks! Much more effective than any reasoning about corruption. You give back the only true way to raise the youths and whistleblowers!
100 times will think about whether to wear a miniature, if there is a real chance to dance hard, without it, on the bench at the top of the back!
and...
You know, Chen said right. Heal your brain. Here are both of you, naturally sick sadist perverse.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №112234
 17.04.2015
Colleagues talk at work:
The first (P) asks the second (B): “Have you ever had an offer that you could not refuse?”
A: Of course it is!
All the others at once: Tell me!
A: So one day I got an agenda from the military committee and I couldn’t refuse it!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112233
 17.04.2015
Tictalic - scabies and scales + lungs and movable neck. Ichtiostega and Akantostega are the same song, but with more developed floaters.
Archaeopteryx is a pear dinosaur with a tooth.
Mesogipus is a prehistoric horse, with fingers instead of copits.
Ambulocetus is a whale that still has legs.
The dark forms of humans.
And such species are open enough to be convinced of the fidelity of the evolutionary approach. And you, a creationist citizen, know a lot of findings supporting your creation theory?
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Thou art not the Lord of the believers. They are not just a transitional type, but the most transitional. For example, if it is claimed that birds originated from reptiles, they need to bring a half-reptile bird, which is both scaly and in feathers, and flying and crawling.
In any case, will it not be that you will suck me a bird / frog?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №112232
 17.04.2015
I'm listening to a fun disc here - postmodern-folk-rock-dum-metal-det-metal
I have eaten a waffle.
You have won.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112231
 17.04.2015
We have xxx here ;)
Yesterday evening one girl wrote a letter and mistakenly inserted the whole bank in the field, but today there were responsible intelligents who thought it was their duty to answer that the letter was not addressed to them, and guess what they had in the field.? to

YY writer

xxx is a fist, followed by a series of letters c (!) Please stop the correspondence and do not respond 😉

YYYYYYY))

xxx and everyone in the field "com" stands the same "the entire bank"

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