I am at work, my husband is on duty. The son (who was 2 years old) approaches him and asks: “Dad, where is the fuck?”" The husband asks, scared: “WHO?”" The son: “Where is my baby?”" The child has lost a camel.

I studied law. During the break, he went out to smoke and listened to the conversation of two blondes:
How good we have come here, look at how beautiful boys are.
2 is yes! Some of them are all poor, not one in the car did not come!

13 Russian athletes entered the top 10 best in the world in judo
Line of Television News

Yancen: If you were able to knock down the person responsible for most of your troubles, you’t be able to sit for a week.

Lisica is clear!
Why are you so loud...
Lisica:................?
Mason: Writing with the main letters
Lisica: Will it be so?
Mason: It is better now.
Tagged: sps
Mason: Under the unwritten laws of Runet, speech in headlines is an indispensable attribute of stupid blondes
Mason: Although I have never personally met such
So be careful in the future.
Lisica: What is it?? to
Why did you think I was a blonde???? to
Mason: O_o
I said I was overpainted!! to
Mason: It’s true... It’s all true... He’s gone to fight the wall
Yes, you thought I was fooling you?? to

When I gave up on the rights, then on the first practice of driving I understood what is the "interference right". This is a driving instructor!!! to

Svetlanka
... periodically try to take me off for walks. But somehow, it seems uncomfortable to discount the excellent ones.

Session and Session...
Tired of! I am glad that the session is over!
You can’t even imagine what it’s like to take an oral exam with 85 ballbesses, 90% of whom carry a complete nonsense that destroys my brain!!!! to
The Twins!! to

Wife to husband: "What can I do? I have a menstrual and nose!and "

And I’ll have my own geometry, with blackjack and prostitutes!! to
(b) The Dutch"

about portraits "Dmitry Analevich"...
put out the coordinates, I think there will be a lot of people willing to buy) eat and earn...plus in support)

[16:44:59] Anton: Hello! Please add me to your contact list.
[16:45:20] *NAME* Web developer group: Hello, how can I be helpful?
[16:45:54] Anton: Hello you!
*NAME* Web developer group: Good morning
[16:46:21] Anthony: Do you want to be guaranteed to earn decent and stable money without leaving home and working with a team of professionals?
[16:47:37] *NAME* Web developer group: can you look at the professional website?
[16:49:44] *NAME* Web developer group: there is no website? Do you want to make a website for reasonable money with decent quality?
by Trialer

I bought three pairs of cowards, now I think...
YYY: about what?
XXX to show.

Zodiac: The Tree
Tagged with: pencil
Chapter 4: The Door
Zodiac: The Elephant
zod4iy: Cucumbers
zod4iy: Waffle
Zodiac: The Drill
zod4iy: Gus
Blondes to Stop!
zod4iy: what is it?
Blondy: What’s the goose here???? to

The real cynic not only clothes a girl with a look, but also washes off her cosmetics

We have a comprehensive government, a real president and an imaginary one.

If you already have an eighth damn coma, well him! Make the pieces!

It was the greatest boom of the stagnant Soviet period. My friend is frozen.

The neighbor’s department, had the custom of “sweeping” a whisper from each receipt.

His small weaknesses. Professor, head of several

State-exempt themes, plus colonel's pension - was always more than 1,200

rubles per month. Great money at that time. The arrangement was simple –

The rest for family, the rest for myself.

Once he got sick...A colleague from this - the same department (from the category "eternal"

initiative – received his salary and, without any

In accordance with the contract, he gave it to the entire wife of the professor.

In the evening, of course, break-up with the wife and daughters. It happened!

The teacher is the leader in the family. I have not forgotten!!! to

I patiently waited for the opportunity. The teacher is sick!

Zam зав, having received a salary for him, from his pocket such -

I gave the money to the docent’s wife. Explain the usual amount.

receiving the sick.

He stayed for a long time in the hospital, where he voluntarily fled. by V

The atmosphere in his house could only be quietly dying.

The real crisis and full shit is when you’re going to go.

by a gastarbayter to Tajikistan or Moldova.

The Free Friendly Spirit Slava

I want a chocolate...
HH: I don’t know which.
Let’s go, and I’ll stick your finger in the chocolate.
Put your finger in the chocolate!
WOW: O_O