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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64873
 29.05.2012
Today I went after work, tired, hungry and saw a picture that sincerely delighted me and raised my mood: the guys in the neighboring courtyard play basketball... looked up, and among the guys throws the ball a very nice girl aged 20-22, and at the same time does not capricious and does not bother, but actively participates in the game!
So why am I this? Lovely ladies, more of such copies as this girl, and not those lovers to wander around clubs and bars... very good :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64872
 29.05.2012
Monday is the day of the week when you slept for half an hour and came to the office before anything else.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64871
 29.05.2012
The story of a man who ate a man’s face in the middle of Miami.
The first comment:
You are not when you are hungry.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64870
 29.05.2012
Instructions for use: Carefully scrub before use.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64869
 29.05.2012
The outstanding figure of the Communist movement, Karl Radek, the author of the first Russian translation of the book "Mein Kampf" and the countless number of anecdotes, was distinguished by extreme turbidity. Even at a public trial over him, he managed to combine the roles of the accused and the brilliant prosecutor of his entire "criminal group", for which he managed a dozen. My teacher of scientific communism, Irina Sergeevna, a descendant of the ancient race of propaganda-agitators, knew only one case when he managed to be planted in a pit.

In the 1920s, Karl Bernhardovich gave a vivid lecture on the international situation at a crowded factory rally. In the meantime, he stumbled on the religion – opium for the people and told the fresh scientific fact that the body weight at the moment of death does not change by a gram. From the point of view of scientific materialism, he explained, since the soul weighs nothing, it is not an object of the material world, therefore it does not exist.

In a confused silence, a question came from the room:
“How much is your party conscience?”

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64868
 29.05.2012
Do you want a brother?
I want!
So then sleep!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64867
 29.05.2012
Alex: Our children’s logins will look like our passwords.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №64866
 29.05.2012
Do you want to play a potato fry?
YYY: How is it?
XX: very simple: we will smell you with oil and I will fry you

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64865
 29.05.2012
Sometimes it seems that if tomorrow the internet is cancelled, in general cancelled, then the Sberbank of Russia and the Post of Russia will breathe calmly and say, "Uff-f-f, persevere, now we will recover, as in the old good times."

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64864
 29.05.2012
Doom (23:29:55 28/05/2012)
There are such girls to whom you want to approach, gently embrace your shoulder and say, "How much weight are you fighting, brother?"

I am (23:30:41 28/05/2012)
:D

I am a friend (23:30:46 28/05/2012)
Is it about me?? to

Doom (23:30:54 28/05/2012)
Not my brother ?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №64863
 29.05.2012
What are you taught in the army?
I: to clean the potatoes, to scratch the snow... in general, if the enemy attacks we can give him and the road to clean and eat.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64862
 29.05.2012
XXX: 10 hours before the ege, and the illusory fucked the passport. The same fantasy!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64861
 29.05.2012
From the news on the website "Interlocutor": In Minobre that in May-June the EGE will give over 880 thousand people. Of these, only 790 thousand rubles are graduates this year.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64860
 29.05.2012
[23:08:05] Arishka: go what do porn watch from nephig do
Sergey : and in general we should not talk about porn, but German movies about love
[23:12:40] ElliS: Oh... and then I’ll go Indian Acrobatic Guide to read :D

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64859
 29.05.2012
From JJ about feeding a cat with pills: "And the medicine we and my husband both infuse usually, one fixes, the other stretches a smile on the cat's face and pouches in a smile, so there needs to be."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64858
 29.05.2012
Alexey Pylnev: Ping yana
Jana Guseva: exchange of packets of 32 bytes
4 packages transferred lost -0
Alexey Pylnev: Where is the delay?? to
Jan Gusev: No delay
I'm sorry you won't be a daddy today :D

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №64857
 29.05.2012
YYY I wake up here in a cold sweat...
YYY dreamed
YYY that my session is not closed. I went looking for a diploma, put under the pillow to sleep.
YYY is terrible
YYY very


[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64856
 29.05.2012
Babka 09.10.2008, 21:12:23
How to treat without going to the doctor?

Barman 09.10.2008, 21:40:34
There is a folk medicine.
In a pool of hot water put the grass of peelings (100 g).and salmon (100 g)Black pepper in peanuts (20 pieces) and garlic (5 heads). After drinking a salad.

by ZALPOM??? This?? How should the ear hurt to drink the pelvis? XD is

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64855
 29.05.2012
She: Well, when will you come to me? and :)
He is a bit busy, Maxie Minet is doing me.
She: What is it???? to
He says: “Maximum inet!” The fucking!! The internet is me!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №64854
 29.05.2012
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY : M?
xxx: Some down drove ten spurs into a passport, a type without a fireplace.
WOW : and?
XHH: Naturally, when his passport was checked, all the spores he wrote at night on a clean A4 sheet with a black gel pen flew out.
WOW, where do these details come from?
XX: That Dawn was me.

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