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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3035
 28.03.2008
And what about the spring?? to

Let’s take the boats into the streams ?

Let's go to Cannes

He: let’s go with fireworks or we’ll guard real boats made of crust, with sails made of leaflets and a dwarf in the role of a captain, who is not a fool and drowns immediately after the launch, one day the ship will drown. But we will believe that he will surely sail to the sea.

She is: herase тя прет))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №3034
 28.03.2008
The writer is messy. Users want a mega button "Make me write".Business experts do not know what a "script" is. Consultants do not know what to do so that it is "a record". The programmers, therefore, do not know what to code. At the end of the day, nobody knows what will happen in the end.
I have to test it, I have to test it!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №3033
 28.03.2008
Linux is pleasing more and more.
Today, the torrent client issued an error.
Oops, Deluge Broke :-( You might have found a bug, or you did something really stupid ;-).
Greetings from the Creators!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3032
 28.03.2008
I am studying in political science, recently attended a conference: what the future of Russia the modern youth sees... youth in the future wants to see: the death of the Bilan from the Gopniks, the parade of the SpongeBob square pants in Moscow and the shooting of the Timati... and what we want after that.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №3031
 28.03.2008
chupulya (01:10:02 25/03/2008)
You love us for your breasts, and we love you for our breasts.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3030
 28.03.2008
DarKSouL (23:56:59 23/03/2008)
What is her breast size?

Maximus (23:57:59 23/03/2008)
I did not measure

DarKSouL (23:58:33 23/03/2008)
Let’s ask the question at what level?

Maximus (23:58:57 23/03/2008)
Curves of second order.

DarKSouL (23:59:19 23/03/2008)
A conical seat?

Maximus (23:59:49 23/03/2008)
Cone, pure ellipsoid

DarKSouL (00:00:42 24/03/2008)
Maybe there was no point of rupture?:D

Maximus (00:01:13 24/03/2008)
Blessed

Maximus (00:01:16 24/03/2008)
I am dead!!!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №3029
 28.03.2008
multiplied (16:23:26)
Hi to

Lost Angel (16:27:24)
I played Mario and watched a movie. You wrote - I was frightened by surprise, died and restarted the computer with my leg.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №3028
 28.03.2008
A day of long life:
You wake up, you are 25 years old. All your childhood and your youth you slept safely. You go to the bathroom and wash and shower for a whole year, then breakfast for 1.5 years, search for keys / wallet / mobile phone for six months and go to work / school. You go to work for about 3 years, come and sit for your job for 9 years. Then you have a lunch break - you eat for 3 years. Then another 12 and a half years. Then, for six years, sit in the theatre or the cinema... or walk around the museum. After a three-year dinner with candles, you watch the evening news for another 2 years, and then a month to brush your teeth. The final is the most funny – you dress for six months, then stretch the condom for 2.5 weeks, fuck for 2.5 years, finish for 2 months and die.
c) from ZH

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №3027
 28.03.2008
The wife now told: she yesterday in the guests with her boyfriend was sitting, his sister came from space... there on the cover of J. Lo. My girlfriend was like a nice aunt!!! Her boyfriend: Yeah! There is almost no breastfeeding!! (and the girlfriend has a small chest) she: how hard is it? I have then what? A minute’s break...and you’ve almost got...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №3026
 28.03.2008
Well, why in life, not at all like in Basel...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №3025
 28.03.2008
The people! You do not understand, the atomic cars of VAZ is the first national project! It can be said to increase defense capabilities. Think of how hard it is to beat a country where every second is an automaker.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №3024
 28.03.2008
(City in the Perm Territory)

XXX: right now I was in the Dobrańka, I was stopped by the best haishnik in the world :)
YYY: He gave you money for the penalty???)))
XXX: Presented, checked the documents, reminded that the check-up is over, advised not to delay with re-assurance, told how to go where I eat less, wished a happy way. He smiled, or he smiled, or he smiled.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №3023
 28.03.2008
Killer-XXX: So where is that screw?
Killer-XXX: If you were a 80GB malicious screw, where would you hide?
Skeggr: O_o

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3022
 28.03.2008
I bought a pregnancy test and pads - hope dies last!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №3021
 28.03.2008
The optimist believes that life is love and eroticism.
Realist - that sex and porn.
A pessimist fucking wanted this fucking life!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3020
 28.03.2008
Man always judges everything by himself, because of what is in him.

He is not able to judge.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3019
 28.03.2008
The year 2003. He worked as a police officer of the PPS in @sk ROVD Chuvashia. throughout the village

In the summer, goats run, which the wretched owners simply let go.

on the street. The administration immediately found a way to catch running goats.

to give to the owner after payment of the penalty. Hell knows who.

He invented it, but captured goats and brought them to the Soviet farm was placed on duty.

The police had to catch 5 goats in a day. and duty

transferred to another change only if 5 goats and no less have been caught.

In the morning, the manager personally watched it. We didn’t want to reveal and

Prevention of crimes and violations. We spent the whole day trying not to

to attract the attention of residents, caught their "colleagues", with enormous difficulty

They were thrown into the court of ROVD, where they were locked in a booth instead of a office.

dogs, and somewhere at 4 a.m. they loaded this armed unbroken herd into the

Wasik and “secret” were taken to the Soviet farm. No, they didn’t get into a cage.

They were also sitting in the back seat and looking out the windows! The goats!! our

Service is dangerous and difficult. and call.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №3018
 28.03.2008
Famous wizard David Copperfield was tied in handcuffs.

Wrapped with scotch, wrapped in a bag, put the bag in a wooden box and

They wrapped the cover with nails, this box in turn was placed in the

A metal box is filled.

The entire structure was lifted by helicopter and thrown into the Niagara Falls.



Unfortunately, the secret of magic David took with him.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №3017
 28.03.2008
Users of Mail.ru:
The fucking! This shit spam has caught me.
Users of Gmail (literally): y
You came to me spam! I need to know what, but it’s interesting.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №3016
 28.03.2008
This shit, my little brother went to a school computer science club... I ask him, say how there, what are they teaching? What he gives me...
Brother: The first rule of the computer science club is not to mention the computer science club.

Where did he get 0

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