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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13955
 26.01.2009
xxx (17:44:26 24/01/2009)
Why did you write that I entered the wrong password or name, even though I entered the wrong name?
zzz (17:44:38 24/01/2009)
Have you registered?
xxx (17:44:49 24/01/2009)
No is

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13954
 26.01.2009
Today my grandmother woke me up at 3 a.m. and said, “Wow, are you alive?”! to

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13953
 26.01.2009
45133 (saved 2009-01-25 at 10:30)
My daughter’s birthday is 17 years old. A friend brings a bouquet of roses as a gift. I thought they were 15. The girl was offended: "What did he say, was it not enough for two more dollars?"
The next day he brought two more roses.

Pull this girl into the bubble. Given that the rose on average costs 100 rubles, it turns out that the gift went out for 1500 rubles without taking into account the gift envelope and, possibly, additional grass. At the age of 17, a person just begins to enroll in institutions and other educational institutions and he generally does not have a fixed salary to spend on such gifts... she had to give a postcard for 8 rubles, and the next day she still had to give.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №13952
 26.01.2009
<Devil> fuck, paq pizzil sugar pizzili tea )))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13951
 26.01.2009
www.lurkmore.ru

Yesterday, the Soviet nuclear power plant of the city of Z fulfilled a five-year plan to produce thermal energy in 5 milliseconds.

Report of the accident in the Soviet newspaper.

[ + 47 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13950
 26.01.2009
But really a guy is 20 years old right... I am 21 and like I recently celebrated 10 years. But it is a small thing. I didn’t think it was worse than my generation. Fuck there. Every next is worse. And really, everything is tied to the naked jewel, some mercantile calculation and other dirt. I’m not arguing that you can find those who experience feelings, but it’s not fashionable. Except screaming about pseudo-feelings in front of bed, and forgetting in the morning. I can only sympathize with them and send on the shit unprincipled dwarfs, and simply - fools. be people. After all, happiness and joy lie not only in sex) "To love and be loved - what a feeling!"
Z is. He suffered from being without a loved one. Crazy around. Where are all the girls normal?
of Z.z. Whoever thinks that I am somewhat damaged, I will gladly refute this judgment either verbally or otherwise.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13949
 26.01.2009
FLASH: On the forum a guy describes the problem and asks for advice, he said, he learned to get an orgasm 10 times for sex, and his girlfriend, when he learned about it, did not want to talk to him for reasons not understood to him...
The first comment: "I am envious!".

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13948
 25.01.2009
I call a group to pick up travel tickets.
Proudly! Travelling with her?
and AGA.
Let’s meet, I’ll take it.
Do you have a monthly?
“Offying from such informedness and not understanding what this is... Yes... And how do you know?? to
- * Loud rust at that end * Yes No, the travels are monthly or annual???? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13947
 25.01.2009
XXX: The most affective is the blades of 40 cm. The diameter. Cook them in your eyes!
Fuck, it probably hurts.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13946
 25.01.2009
I went out at three o’clock at night to smoke in the entrance. I see a crowd of hoppies standing... well, I think fig with them...if friends are close. I stand smoking, suddenly I hear two adult male voices - "so we write, I am one such one, I will respect the elderly, I will not be rude and I will learn good manners. number of signatures...yes...young boy...next" And so they forced the whole crowd to write an explanatory...

The world is moving in the right direction.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13945
 25.01.2009
My mother burned:
How I got out of school and stayed at home, well mom from work decided to scream me home... And she is very bad for my girls.
The number wrongly entered, and there the girl takes such a phone, a dialogue:
Mom – oh, guy, and where is Pasha?
Not stupid either.
She is a waffle, and he is still sleeping.
Mom, when will I wake up?
She - Well where is half the clock, what to pass on to him?
Mom – Oh no no... I’ll call him back, and I’ll put the phone on.

Half the clock calls back, but the number is already normal.

I, so sleepy, take the trumpet – Alo...
Mama, is she awake?
I am ah...
Mom, tell your girlfriend to prepare the breakfast.
I am O_o OK, and what exactly.
Mom – Oh fuck, you have a lot of them there?!?!?! Yes, I’m not communicating with one.
Mom - oh oh no fuck say coke-nit, let it feed, and lay the phone
Five minutes later the phone calls again.
My father is Vachahah, are you alone?
I am not, the cat is still home.
Well he told me it all, I walked on the floor for half a day...


[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13944
 25.01.2009
Darth Vader, hello to you! I still remember you)

I want to see how many more people are like me.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13943
 25.01.2009
Behavioral_
well well!

Pasha
I thought so.

Pasha
If Okay, it is DO and Re united B... then there will be Rebbie, Mibfa, and so much more than Solble!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13942
 25.01.2009
Dek: my friend started playing the line again - he says:"we hit the computer addiction to alcohol" :)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13941
 25.01.2009
Missed letter I am in question on vorum.ru "What should I do if a girl is not a virgin, but a virgin?"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13940
 25.01.2009
I went to Grandma.
As always, cake and cake. My grandfather talked about politics. Grandmother listened, listened and gave - Yes, the Americans are completely out, they are out and the president is now non-Russian!

I think everyone is hiding something from me.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13939
 25.01.2009
<megmage> I love Yandex, my infinite box is filled by 8% of infinity %)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13938
 25.01.2009
- Smoke, I am waiting for a day, take me out of the garden, let me climb to you, okay?

What does it mean to be slapped? I have to change tonight! It has to be secure somewhere!

Go to my grandmother and I’ll take her after work.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №13937
 25.01.2009
On the day of appearance, dear Bash! We love you)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13936
 25.01.2009
On the ftp in the same lock there is a directory of uploads/orders.

Regularly, despite cleaning, folders with names of types appear:

Get rid of porn!
Give me the porn!!! to
China is striking!!! to
Porn in court

It was an unexpectedly appearance:

When you’re going to be a fucking fuck!


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