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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13935
 25.01.2009
Congratulations to the "Antenna" newspaper, don’t fuck the quotes from Basha!! to

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I am joining!! And another fierce greeting on the same occasion of the magazine "TVpark"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13934
 25.01.2009
What’s in common between Barack Obama and John F. Kennedy?
So far nothing...

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №13933
 25.01.2009
Petroff: Listen, why do women scream during orgasm? Well, except for the strange desire to hit our male self-love. and? Somehow incomprehensible.

Karam: Wouldn’t you do it if you’d be robbed?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №13932
 25.01.2009
Our state - socially oriented, but a problem with orientation -

Norwegians don’t give it, but you!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13931
 25.01.2009
1996 election campaign. Boris Nikolaevich joins the group

The Russians rejoiced and said to a woman with a baby in her arms: “Here! This

The child will not go to the army on call!", - hinting on his just

Decree on Contractual Service.

“Of course,” said my mother, “it’s a girl!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13930
 25.01.2009
Lenin was a fun man, so the first document signed by him

After the coming to power was the "Decree on the Earth", thanks to which

The peasants never saw the land. The peasants were also fun people.

Lenin has not seen her yet.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13929
 25.01.2009
A cat stopped sleeping with us on the same bed.
Probably it is pointing...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13928
 25.01.2009
Do you share?
Mythosis or Meyosis?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13927
 25.01.2009
Prep told me.

He has a familiar proof. He once told a story:

They hired two Moldavians to do the wiring in the house (in Odessa they instead of the Tajiks). Trying to check the work. These frames pierced the straw from the upper right corner of the wall into the lower left corner and let the wire pass through it.

What did you do? Who does so?
What is not so?
Yes, the cable is placed at a straight angle, not the direction! to rebuild!

I came in a few days to check out the work. I even photographed this art.

The old straw is broken. From the right upper corner, just likewise, in the left lower, the straw is pierced "under a straight angle"...steps)))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №13926
 25.01.2009
2> then my cat was a hookup :)
1> and
2> constantly brings burning lights and cigarettes from the street. But today I surpassed myself, from somewhere on a mobile phone!

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Let the cat hunt?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13925
 25.01.2009
The man who bought dollars, confess
Did Quebec put it too?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13924
 24.01.2009
And once near the words "approved such a number of such a year" wrote the nick of the approved moderators.
The shame?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13923
 24.01.2009
Is the network fixed?
I thought and decided that it was better to have a stomach of beer than a bowl of work.
I think it’s better to hide from the job than from the boss.
I understand, Yuri Nikolaevich, I am already doing it.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13922
 24.01.2009
How to name an architect who issues a project in which different parts are on different scales and there are no linear sizes?
Tagged: designer

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13921
 24.01.2009
Today, on the way to the institute, she fell, stumbling on...a pigeon. This fat mini chicken went on and was not going to fly away! And only when I crumbled, this creature looked at me indifferently, like thinking of pedestrians to let them and flee. The Cappuccino)))

[ + 95 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13920
 24.01.2009
Oh, director, you are powerful, you are chasing the cluster of clouds, you are forcing on Saturday.
Getting us out to work.
Will you refuse to answer me? Have you seen where the wages are?
The Annual? I am looking for her...
The Director:
There is a mountain in the north, there is a deep hole in it, there is a deep hole in it.
Three ropes the tomb rolls out of gold.
In that grave is your salary.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13919
 24.01.2009
More Students Hate Session Photocopying Workers

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13918
 24.01.2009
The topic on the common channel in chat cold. The Hostel:
"People of the world! At the time of flu, eat lemons. (Sportsman)(DomoDeaD) are people!!! It’s boring to eat mushrooms! (Dashkent) in the South

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №13917
 24.01.2009
Ppc, went out for cigarettes in the store. I pierce at the cashier, I look at the badge: Naruto Tatiana... I was in a stupor for a long time.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №13916
 24.01.2009
The quietest and quietest neighbors live below.

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