You would at least write a warning: “Don’t repeat this at home.” Now I will repeat your boiler, I will kill myself and then bring you to court.
Yyy: It is not even clear what is worse: the court or the dead plaintiff.
c) the habr

Girls, but if you were on an uninhabited island with a man, who would you choose?
I would probably be Johnny Depp.
CCC: No, I would choose Pattinson.
ddd: And I would choose a nice, broad-profile practitioner who is passionate about hunting, fishing and gardening. You will all die.

I have been using soap and aska for 5 years. Why don’t I ever send spam and strange girls knock to talk? What I do wrong!? to

I came from a time when the prices were double-digit.

You understand that yet too much time in your life spent in front of the computer, when even dreams begin to dream in several windows - if nothing interesting happens in one, you can switch to another.

If a girl is in a group of type "► Don't you judge what I was." - know, someone has already judged and came to the conclusion that she is a dumb horse

A man calls and invites me to walk. You meet - and you are here in your hands and flowers, and some kind of shamelessness, and he leads to the movie, and in the cafe then to eat. Then another surprise. And the words, how beautiful, nice, sexy you are, all makes a man. You only favorably take all this as an honor for your beauty and exceptionality. Often in such situations, you don't even take money with you - because it implies that he pays for everything.
After that, you will usually get scorned when a man hints that it would be good to have a fuck. You’ve been taught by your friends and mom – you’re a decent girl.
Why did he invite you? What else if you didn’t do it yourself? For spiritual qualities and deep inner peace?
A "insulted" in such cases because it would be good to go for a man's account again and again. So it’s too early to encourage vaginals.
Because every grandmother from kindergarten time knows that the vagina is a super-weapon, a sparkle, and it should not be so hasty to let go. But if this super-weapon is not supported by anything else, if the ace is the only sting in the whole barrel, then the fate is predetermined: having achieved sex, the male is logically rid of this lady. That, in turn, is a favorite theme for women’s crying and the legend that men only need ONE!
No, I will answer, men do not need one. But what do they have to do if you are the only one who can offer it?

There were many journalists and police at the gay parade (c) Komsomolskaya Pravda

Blin, I want to eat, but I don’t want to:
Holy caramels...you have an appetite for Schrödinger!

XoLoDoK: I sit out the fifth optic in a small muft, quite tired. What is "The Internet?" I am not interrupting the process "Yes!". He, having watched me for a few minutes and walked away from the ‘miracle apparatus’, decided to ask: Wireless? I even stopped to look this man in the eyes.

111: Prrivet-Rada will meet you!
222: The word will meet.

Life consists of things that are not postponed for tomorrow.

This is why the Russian chiefs need to be respected, that is for the fact that their reckless children are directed to the most impeccable directions of human activity. Probably life didn’t seem like malina. Do not believe? The most recent example is the Prime Minister, former President, D.A. Medvedev. How many times did he say from high stands that Russia firmly stood on the path of modernization and now needs engineering personnel and highly qualified workers. Lawyers and economists have such a surplus, it is unprecedented and it is time for young people to choose the real, creative direction, professions. On May 25, Medvedev was at the last call of his only son. And when asked by journalists how far his son would go to study without blinking his eye, he replied: "On legal or economic, he has not yet decided definitively."

“Mom, you melted the whole cherry!
First of all, I didn’t shake. Second, I am not specifically...

Veronika
Pride
How are you?
What do you do?
What will you tell?

Evgeny
1 to Hello!
2) As usual
3 of EM.
Most aquarium fish in natural conditions live in tropical and subtropical freshwater reservoirs, so with artificial content some fish need sea water, relatively high water temperature, roughly corresponding to the room temperature of the aquarium.

I went home from the house without hurry. In front of us is a couple - a woman with a boy of ten or twelve years. From the conversation we understand that the grandmother brought her grandson and she walks with him around the village, showing the surroundings.
“But here,” he said, “I met your grandfather when I was young, at the well.
How did you get stuck? I answered the question with an ordinary intonation. Grandma did not understand anything. My husband and I walked around quickly and moved on.
"About the times, about the morals"...

Ramstein: Did you buy yourself food on the train?
I: Yes of course. I bought croissants and croissants.
Rammstein: the epchenius? What kinds of puppets?
I’m with the fuck! :)

XXX: I just got home. I woke up yes?
I: Yes, but I seem to be asleep.
XXX is even better! I want you :-(
I am removing your clothes...
I’m going to get dressed 😉
I am :D

A long time ago a friend tried to tell me something:
"In general, a joke about a man. Although, he is not a man... Yes, this is not a joke... Well, it’s not about it..."
c) the whistle

I will throw a stone at the first one who thinks I am wrong.
YYY: I think you are wrong.
YYY: Will you try to get to Tyumen?