xxx: Yesterday the guy says to me, “Listen...I long ago wanted to offer you...to move our relationship to a new level...I am all in anticipation, and he..."Let’s put in contact the family situation of the married instead of dating))"...to cry...an idiot...


He proposed to get married!!! = )

Pizdec here in the village to live))) Yesterday took 0.5 beer, drank, it became boring, decided to sneeze, the snow went well. A blind member. Not even so, Mr. He was at a height of 2.5 meters. Some grandmother got stuck, caused mints, they came, cracked, served beer, called us Ceriteli, photographed on the backdrop of a member and left))) I am in a shower!

Lechko> Fuck, we’ve been with you for a year – and I like it more and more from day to day.
How> is it?
Well, you know, you buy a notebook - and it's all so crazy and you've been using it for a year and you won't be happy. And here’s the bat, and you find out: there’s also the blues built in!
And so it is. ? ? ?
Macho> I’ll see at the tower – I’ll turn off the blues!

Players in half-life are divided into two more groups - those who have not arrived on the train and those who have passed several times.

He has survived and survived many.

The baby’s mouth.

My nephew, 3 years old, tells me about the lightforest:

“When the light is green, we go, when the light is red, the cars go, and when the light is green, we go.

Yellow – the routes.

I wonder how much you have to pay in our country to borrow.

A job designed to fight corruption?

by konde13

I liked our last sex.
Wife is true?
The window is wrong.
The Blue...

Paranoia is:
You have 4,000 nerves on your penis and 600,000 on your clitoris.
Paranoia is:
And all the nerves instead of the brains went to the clitoris.

<x> onion chupa chops - suck and cry!
<y> what is it?

...
You know, women love with their ears, men with their eyes, and I, Scuco, love with my brains.
...

Makltyrin: Learned using a communicator to determine the presence of a boss in the office. I scan space for bluetooth devices. Opanki - "Nokia navigator" in the access zone, means the boss in place.

by 111
Did you make yourself such a photoshop?)) Of course it was fun, but can you send a normal photo? It is not understandable here...)

by 222
Go to shit!! This is not Photoshop!! I am an Armenian!! The idiot!

by 111
Oh is

by 111
Forgive me... Oh Oh Oh Oh

Compliance

I, of course, understand that you can wander past the toilet... But to stumble into the garbage bowl, standing half a meter from the push – that, shit, you have to wise!

I drive a car, cut the toned eight, blink with an emergency; deposits on the cerebral cortex in the form of "Sparko" are present. On the back of the glass "Sell" and cell phone number. I am a friend:
Send me a message "Thank you not!"
The answer:
Fuck me, I’m sorry :)

Finally, Dmitry Anatolyevich was elected president and he stopped showing on television.

by Masha! I know that you are reading right, I am your Slavik. I don’t know how to get to you yet, but I went to Dr. Dima and will stay until 27th. Peelings in the refrigerator, kiss me!

Thy Waszczyblinsky: This world has broken away! Humanity is going to the abyss! I saw a set of five ninja turtles!! to

I come to the school at the beginning of the school year. I see, on the party it is written: "Hello Abitura! Grandparents, 3 course." Well, I smiled, turned my gaze and slumped under the batch of laughter - next to it was written: "On Hue, I saw such grandparents! 5 of 5"

The summer. The resort town. It is worth a cute match with a crocodile (with which you can shoot). A girl approaches them.
If you kiss a crocodile, will it turn into a beautiful prince?? to
He: Yes of course!
She: Is she sure?
He is: Aha! The former crocodile
=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))