"Buranov grandmothers" - in my opinion, we haven't trolled Europe so long ago

and.

We sit in the cinema, there is a break between traditional advertisements - a black screen, dark, before us a man tries to touch. Here, apparently doubting the correctness of the chosen row, he asks with a lame, procured bass:
Dimon, are you here?
And then the advertisement turns on again and a voice from the screen announces:
It was a voice from the bottom...
How did we roast.)

xxx for yyy: did you have to fight with the corpse?
zzz for xxx: I hope this is not your crown phrase when dating a girl?

Valadilen: the girl had nothing to eat - so we ate the Voyn's cakes, which he so carefully kept.
Are you not afraid to bite him now?
Valadiren: For the sake of this girl, you know, I’m not ready for that :) Something is in her...
Artem:... at least the Voiny Cake

There are so many babies in the world to sleep with, and so few women to talk to.c) Ernest Hemingway

I work as a seller in a night kiosk.Around half the third night, two girls knock.They take a pack of chips, two large snickers, a two-liter cola and chokopayki.The other with a sad voice:
Diet, diet...I told you to go to bed? I said that again after the joke, like last time we would run?! Take the oxandrolone!

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From the chat lawnpinger.com
All people, like people, are drunk writing former text messages. And I turned on the computer today and feel like a venereologist looking at a tourist from Thailand.
yyy: Disorderly sex with questionable software?
XXX is AHA. And judging by what has been established, I’m not sure that all relationships were heterosexual.
yyy: :))))
XXX: I have a tetris.
Yyy: This is the “call of the former” :))))
XXX: No... the former is the Third Doom, and Tetris is the first love. My first love in the garden.

It is discussed the hopelessness of dating sites, if the goal is not sex for 1 night, but marriage and family.

Donna Rosa from Brazil: I met a man on a overseas dating site and then moved to him to Brazil.
True, then I dropped him because he went to another and left me pregnant.
But I am raising my daughter, she is not very similar to her father. I have my own cacao plantation.

I met my husband in an online game. After he said, “You’re going to attack again, fucking!”

Talk about film
XXX: And then he was shot. They were shot with a knife.

You are a cowboy, I am a cowboy.
You are a cowboy, I am a cowboy.
We joke a lot about sex.
Valerian: And to fuck – no!

5 days to pay. The money in the wallet is joke! Only for travel. Choo was upset. I went to the places of the past ass. I found chocolate. Not bad either :)

Love is when you want a woman even when you want to.

An infinite number of mathematicians enter the bar. The first says:
I have a half litre of beer, please.
The second says:
I have a quarter of a liter.
The Third:
I have an eighth.
The Fourth :
I have a sixteenth.
The Barman:
Hey Hey Hey Hey, Stop! Here you have one liter for everyone - don't fuck my brain!

111: Tonight is dinner =)
222 What is it?
The Friday Houses?
111: No = Graduate school students
Thousands of people on the streets
We go to the park for drunk 16-year-old girls
2nd: Fou
222: It is disgusting
222: Don't forget the photo

...
Graduates don’t drink you fucking.

In 1993, we played the Mexican soap opera “My Second Mother”. The mother-in-law seriously settled on him - did not miss a series, if possible. Exactly at the time - in the living room to the TV to the TV.
So it was only necessary to get the theme "Moments In Love" of the group "Art of Noise" and wait until everyone is hiding in the kitchen, insert the cassette in the magnet and louder to turn on. In the living room an hour earlier. It was really “Suddenly!”

The injured employees of Omona Sobyanin gave apartments. At the next rally, they themselves would throw their helmets into the river and say, “Breaking my fullness, I want you to break me.”

Azerbaijan has asked Russia to attend Eurovision. They were sent.