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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №13875
 22.01.2009
Everyone says out, what fast and cheap unlimited in Moscow, not what we have, in the depths... for that we have time to close the pop-ups of advertising before they load.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №13874
 22.01.2009
K to:

I did a useful thing for our country today!
YYY: What is it?
I exchanged almost all of my former rubles for dollars! With my luck, the dollar will definitely fall.

The bucks fell by 77 kopecks))))
Thank you very much ?

With respect, the whole country!!!))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13873
 22.01.2009
I looked into the refrigerator and thought, “I bought it for me.”

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13872
 22.01.2009
XXX is
Would it be written with a hard or soft sign?

YYYY
and

XXX is
I have a high literature conversation.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13871
 22.01.2009
XXX is bl. Yesterday the cake ended.

X: I got a new one today. in the form of the euro and the backs. I think we are being prepared to work for food.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13870
 22.01.2009
The sister was lying in the hospital with appendicitis, just before the operation she lies naked under the bedroom on the table, still without anesthesia, on the sides are 2 surgeons, one raises the bedroom and says: "Good child", the second bowed her eyes and spoke: "Daaa excellent" and closed the bedroom)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13869
 22.01.2009
YYYY
Hi to you!
How is it?

XXX is
Monday in the morning? Let it be good.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13868
 22.01.2009
The husband came to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, looked into the pot with soup... then said to you, took a bottle of beer, closed the refrigerator and went to the computer...
Do I cook so badly?! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13867
 22.01.2009
Question: When you burn your eyelids, do they grow?How soon?? to
The sooner you burn, the faster they grow!! to

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13866
 22.01.2009
Kenny
I asked a blonde girl to answer yes or no to the question: "The next word you write me will be no?"

I went out and didn’t appear for 4 hours...I’m worried.

God is
murderer

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №13865
 22.01.2009
There are a lot of smart and honest people, but they are arranged so competently that they do not.

interfered with.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №13864
 22.01.2009
Were you back in the bathroom at night?
I: Yes Yes
Are you not ashamed to behave like this? You are a married adult woman.
I: You know, dear, when a married woman shakes, it should be shameful not to her ;)
Gone Offline

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13863
 22.01.2009
Vreditel: Fuck 3 euro joke for the lens it is crazy of gold
Leshka: From the special glass there fucking 12 lenses and another stabilizer with the professor
Not three jokes.
Leshka: Fuck sniper I think is cheaper
Vreditel: Anywhere and how much more efficient to shoot from it
Vreditel: And money for photos give more
Leshka: Cutting into the topic

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13862
 22.01.2009
Does the conscience torment?
Conscience is in the shares.
Izmailov

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13861
 22.01.2009
We look at the neighbor’s milk advertisement in the village.
And at the end of this phrase, with the voice of my grandmother: Drink my milk...
I'm in panic: I hope this cow said...
The neighbor under the table.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13860
 22.01.2009
A cat fell from the eighth floor.
Demon: How is it? and live?
GirLa: I don’t know whether he was alive or not, but he ran away.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13859
 22.01.2009
XXX is fucking! It would be offensive if you were a Siamese twin and your brother was gay.
WOW : Why?
That shit is one!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13858
 22.01.2009
In all games there are codes such as endless ammunition, endless life and so on. And in my body, somebody has picked up endless soppes.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13857
 21.01.2009
Is that the irony of fate?You want it and I’ll do it, but it won’t work.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13856
 21.01.2009
The culture channel. The program focuses on Tolkien, and in particular the Lord of the Rings. He murdered an old woman. It says that in our time all the main characters are non-people, and hobbies including.
The voice from the room: Cheberuraška was not a man either!

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