The clouds are dissatisfied with the life of the cloud. c) Taraskian
Nigeria in 2007. We, two Russian African scientists, are going to
United Nations Mission in Lagos, the country’s largest metropolis.
Before leaving the highway, a taxi driver begins to attach the belt.
At the time, this was rare in Russia.
I wonder why he does it. The answer is very Soviet.
"and otherwise the hoisters will be fined". We ask – "and what, here is
The police" The taxi driver replies – "Yes, they are at the crossroads".
At the crossroads stands a beautiful woman in an orange vest. We before
People in orange vests on local roads.
construction workers, now we look – we see, and indeed
It is written "Police". Daria photographs, we go on.
We drive 20 meters.
Suddenly, I hear a loud knock on the car. We are surrounded
A crowd of local haishnikovs, they crawl into the car with bits and scream something.
The front door (where Darya sits) with a threshold opens, in it
The glowing face of a beautiful haishnita, which stunned.
crying out: "Give back the camera!!!!!!!!!!". Thanks to God, Daria
He sticks into it with both hands and does not give up. A healthy hoodie.
He sits on the back seat to the right of me, the other to the left.
The main claim is why they photographed without asking for permission.
And now, they say, pay a fine. 12 thousand nairs. The amount is colossal.
Before yesterday, our colleagues bought off in close situation from local people.
copniks (without form, just from the spana) for 1000 najr. We begin
I would say, yes, of course, we will pay, but in the Russian Embassy and
After drawing up the protocol in full.
I start calling the phone of a familiar employee of the embassy. The Horsemen:
"Yes okay, let go, why these difficulties – as much as you want
Do you pay?"
We pretend that 1000 nairs may be enough for the hoppers, but
The price of haishnikovs is probably higher; therefore we offer 2000 nairs. Daria is
It also requires that the haishnica be photographed with her, because we
We are already friends. The hoisters do not break for a long time, then they agree. We pay
We get out of the car, we go to the side to take a picture.
Suddenly a man comes from behind and begins.
with a silent cry to tear off her orange vest from the haishnica.
Some more men run, between them and the haishniks begins.
The fight. We rushed back in a taxi – there was no taxi driver – he
He stayed and watched the fight with interest. They run away from all sides.
crowd of people. Darya says, not if the trial will start over us now
Lincha and shouldn't take the first hit the other taxi and hang it?
Where the eyes look.
There is a taxi driver. We tell him to leave here as much as possible.
rather than. We go. Do not follow us. Daria asks what it is.
The men attacked the Haishnikovs. He says – "the soldiers". He adds that those
They saw that the haishniks were taking money from us and like they decided for us.
Enter and get the money back. We do not believe our ears. I ask
with different words. But the taxi driver persistently gives answers with this.
of meaning.
This is the fight against corruption in Africa.
In Russia it has become fashionable to shoot pseudo-historic blockbusters with the participation of
The famous pseudo actors.
How did you find out about this site?
I am a registered user.
Is it true? Are you interested in dating?
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The IT Crowd
Conversation on Skype.
On the one hand, there are sounds of fierce strikes on the key.
Make the keyboard quieter!! to
Pizdec... she was offended by me because she gave me pictures of herself in a swimsuit, and I didn’t masturbate on them...
Konaegrit: I think many of the series "Doctor Who" have watched. There, the protagonist’s time car looks like the London police cabin of the 1950s. This is explained in the plot by the fact that once in the apparatus was a masking mechanism that changed the appearance of the machine under the environment, so as not to attract unnecessary attention: somewhere in ancient Rome the car would look like an ancient statue, for example. But one day, when the Doctor was in London in the 1950s, the mask broke, and the time machine forever remained the police booth of those years.
I wonder, if she had a Doctor in modern Moscow, would he continue to travel through the ages on the bio-toilet?
Chat La2
Necr(x) and Orc(u):
X: How many virgins are needed to color a 180 x 200 cm plate with blood?
If you cut one
by Anvil:
The name was changed in the United States.)
The Spring:
I know (I know the color)
xxx: by the way about quas... grandmother told stories from life (with village talk)
Meanwhile! →! to
by Chavoo?
Vankya in the quas nasraaaal!! to
The fu! I can’t tolerate impurity!! Go to Jave!!! to
Yyy: Running to feed ichthyandra.
Have you ever met beautiful, smart, diverse and free girls?
They just sit down and read...
Foxtrot
I jumped the foul, put, cried and went to sleep.
Foxtrot
A very good game))
Survived the fucking. The digital age. Picture with oil: a dust, 20 kilometers to the district center, in the field sits a man with a laptop on his knees. The goat passes.
Same fucking
If a person is sitting at home and does not go anywhere and no one wants to communicate with you, it does not mean that he is a dull shit.
Today in the box office, I stand next door, I hear from the window:
"Today at 18:00 everyone will die and I will stay".
Only on the third repeat I understood what it was about =)
I Kaspersky marked all the lengthy games as potentially undesirable, and after all, it’s right)))
At three o’clock we went to the camp with a friend. We fight, we go back. There are two guys behind:
1st What did you not ask the guys?
2nd What is my face?? to
Fucking guys, go on.
After Obama’s convincing victory in the U.S. presidential election, Viktor Yanukovych somehow immediately went to the solarium.
She sleeps, sleeps, sleeps, sleeps with whom she has met. And about the spid, the spid did not hear.
I just heard the advertisement: use the adidas tyres!
I love you, I need to know. She decided to become a man!
Her dear friend will give a good advice: you need to take a thousand or two from clients!
He is fucking!!!!! to
She: I didn’t sing to you the most important piece.
She: You see guys, that’s not everything. Remember guys, Nastya is a prostitute, the girl is rich and lives for fame. Who will find her managers?
He is: well well!
He is happy.
She: Where are you there?
He: The bodies are so perverted that it is impossible to believe!
Destroy to the death of a frightened society!
The flesh is rotten day by day.
They are called the messengers of hell.! to
She: What a mouth
Death is leprosy! Oh yeah, I forgot the most important thing.
He will subdue you and kill you.
No more chance of a normal life.
The proka will grow over time, your body will soon change!
The appearance will be so terrible that you will be stunned by one of its appearances!
She is: Enough!and (
He: and that I would never hear of the Prostitute Nasti again.
Conversation of two Russians on the English-language Irk channel
XXX: When will we already play?
Tagged: suxx
yyy:U cant even build wright English sentence...
That you there pizdish?