My mother is a doctor. He walks through the kitchen and bubbles:
M: What is this man? Is it tuberculosis? I can’t see the birds he holds. It could be a terrible word...
I: Mom, he has a wolf!
M (she smiles widely, then the smile disappears): And you know, it’s her.
I: O_O
What would you think? A true wolf!

Sphinx: Your old ass spoke to me
KilledByDream: What are they saying?
Sphinx: sent a link and claims that there in the photo I am in the lifter

I finally looked in my favorite eyes today! All three pairs.
Have you looked in the eyes of your favorite spider?

They were sitting somehow on a pair at a height.The Prepod distributed the controls, which were written on the previous pair.The shout of the groupman from the front pairs looking into his sheet:
HH: What is this!!? to
So, calm down, it looks like a fifth.
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From the forum:
I work as a security guard in a supermarket, yesterday came a type of drunken drink, began to stick to the sellers I polently told him that you should not do this, after which he invited me to go out, there he began to rough me and I pulled his tooth short. He called the police and wrote a statement on me, what will I do now?

The first comment:
They will understand and invite...

16:48 Saviesa: I was looking at how to tie a loop in the yandex. I left the computer, went to the buch, I come back.. my boss is sitting in my place.. very printed))

Saviesa: And it started so far away. Type of. How you live, all is well.

Saviesa: I was looking for a way to tie the loop with spices.

Hi brother, where are you?
xxx with my girlfriend :(
YYY: What happened?? to
XXX: It seems to have taken her.
YYY: How is it?
xxx: Yeah, I went away for a moment I come back and she rides with some glasses and seems to have fun...

......
Oh no, this is not my girlfriend. The cow is just the same.

XXX: And Wozniacki is still that. Today I was invited to score a couple of bits... Who knew that there would be a lot of watt and a couple of door bits waiting for me!

HotTabic
In the user agreement in addition to the items "I agree with the terms" and "I do not agree with the terms" need to add a third "I do not agree, but would like to continue")))

I am studying medicine. Yesterday brought on a couple of human hands - to prepare.
And on the hand tattoo: "no happiness in life".
This is really.

In our city there is and operates a solarium with a wonderful name "Coffee rabbit" - charm, isn't it true)

From the comments to the memo about the Sims, the meaning of which is to remove the stairs in the pools:
xxx: I spent about a week without a forest, then drowned :DDDD
yyy: fucking in 3 sims they go out without a ladder :D
zzz: yyy, the fence around the pool saves the situation :D

Someday, scientists will invent real pills or ointment to increase the penis, but no one will believe it.

"Introduction of electronic medical cards is planned"
- The button "Share with friends" next to the diagnosis will be?

Who is forced to photograph the bulletin:
1) we cut out a small square from paper, draw a field on it and take it with us to the election.
2) photograph the bulletin with the square placed on it
3) Throw out the square and put the field where we want.
and Profit!!! to

The internet is like an Olympics for fools. Even if you win, you’re still a fool. and c)
You are a winning fool.
XX: Well, I will not argue with you.

A visitor to the pharmacy - about such a famous saying "simplicity is worse than theft". It’s worth studying. Here he notices the famous Viagra in a characteristic packaging.
The pills are interesting. They are standing! What a force! What is there in them?
Pharmacist, philosophical and trustworthy:
She is the most...

and now
History of Life:
His wife recently died.
Yesterday, my wife, reading another journal on medicine, says, "I had to insist, to make you drink this viagra! I would live longer!"
The patient refused to take the drug: "What will the relatives in the village think of me?!?!?and "

For reference: Viagra is not a drug for treating sexual dysfunction, it improves blood circulation in individual organs (in the penis - a side effect)!!! to

The admin! Publish it! Go to rating! It is from life!

watched with the younger sister under the evening of Freddy Krueger of the first years of release. When I leave, I tell her – turn on the lights everywhere, so that it’s not scary. I’d rather meet Freddy in the dark. You forgot that we have electric counters...and daddy.

Sudo apt-get install mc
Tagged with: ht7qxfc8
YYY: Hello
Fuck to Fuck!!! to
I'm from your "hello", I barely got a heart attack!! to

The cat again stood up with the question - that you eat there, give a piece... I gave it. I ate mushrooms with bread. He licked the mustard, long wrapped his head, ran away, now walks offended.