zzz: I came up with a great idea for a film about Omsk.
Code name "14 authorized men".
Political psychological drama.
The competition committee is meeting to approve the list of candidates for mayor of Omsk. Thirteen of its members are confident that the Governor's Favourite and the Left Hren should enter it, but one has allowed himself to doubt...
zzz: Shooting requires jackets, some vodka and inflatable city council deputies.
zzz: I’ll list ideas that are too cool to ever be implemented.

b: Arakhnids were bulleted by asteroids
S: They were OK with the target.
B: With the queen there was no such hnie.
A: With the King Sergei Palic or with the Queen of Spiders?

XXX: What to do if I get stuck?
YYY: Did you swallow it? Or was Kitty awakened?

I hate to ride buses, metro and go somewhere in the morning. I woke up, like all the norms, and after an hour such a fox stands up, pulls and says, "Soryan, I slept. What about the morning stand?"

Watch "The Waterloo Bridge" The whole sad film did not leave me annoying, like a veil in a tooth, the feeling that there is some fish shade in the name of the main character of Myra. After the film was shaded: Mayra is mywa+ayra. And gave up.

Giving the Heart
This problem has a simple medical solution. The heart is transplanted to the one to whom it is most suitable for antigen systems. and all! There can be no other options. So that it fits everyone straight - it doesn't happen. Maximum two, but with a disappearing probability.
I am still alive :)

by BES

JJJ: Money needs just as much as not to think about it. Not thinking where to get and not thinking where to invest.

Is this a kind of trolling?

Maybe, of course, and just a thick sketch, but the worst thing is that it used to be network trolls, cutting under fools, and now you are more and more likely to meet real fools on the network, and they are actively writing in it. Admire at least the hot spells in the youthub sector, and then imagine for a moment that all these people are quite alive and real, and not even bots (although, seemingly, a normal convicted person just can’t write that). And they walk around you every day, with some of them you even greet your hand, every day you see their neck through the party, or discuss how to close the file in the project, and some of them buy a video card and sausage, advise which rate is better to choose. And you can even have a great evening with them, having a good time at the club with all the pleasant continuation, ugu. and good night.

Google completely deprived us of the romance of drunken three-hour arguments, I remember Daddy as he went on foot at night to another area for the encyclopedia, on the road convinced of his rightness returned and threw this encyclopedia to his friend, almost piercing his head, and now that, bowed down and broke up.

I worked for a while as a courier in an online store. Work is not dusty, customers are constant, but not about it.

The daughter in the kindergarten had an open lesson, they were asked where your dad and mom work. So my daughter said with a clear conscience, "Papa gives people bags, they rejoice and give him their money."

P.S. The educators still decided to clarify with me later, what "fun bags" I distribute

...For me, I can’t break the barrage of the Zoo of Minnesota and Indiana. Every 100 meters there are machines that give 25 cents of 50 grams of carrot to feed the animals. It is half trouble. Through every other 100 meters there are transparent round domes, into which you launch 25 cents from the top through the cracks - and the coin rotates 20-30 seconds along the path with bridges, tunnels, collars, like in a pinball, spiral down, between toy houses, animals, humans, etc. Then she fails in the machine, that’s all. Around each dome at any time stands up to 20 meditating children and adults. A simple calculation is about $ 700. in the day. of one dome. from the air.

XXX is fucking! What about my reputation? She told a colleague that she had a stylish haircut. She was scared and rushed to the mirror.

Law on the protection of the senses of programmers
and gt;
and gt; 5. Accept the fact that in a kilometer - 1024 meters.

In a meter - 1024 kilograms of ZAH!

To the question of the soldiers of the Wehrmacht, let us listen to the opinion of veteran Simonov, who saw the war with the fascists with his own eyes:
If you are a fascist with a gun
You do not want to give forever.
The house where you lived, your wife and mother,
All that we call our homeland,
No one will save her.
If you don’t save her.
No one will kill him.
If you don’t kill him...
They don’t sit behind someone else’s back.
They don’t take revenge from someone else’s rifle.
Once the fascist killed your brother,
It is he, not you, the soldier.

So kill the fascist, that he may,
You were not lying on the ground.
Not in your house to stone,
He stood dead in him.
It was his fault, his fault.
Let his house burn, not yours.
Do not let your wife,
Let him be a widow.
Let it not be yours,
The mother who gave birth,
Not yours, but his family.
Let him wait empty.
Kill at least one!
Kill him sooner!
How many times will you see him,
Kill him so many times.

I lie, I am sick, I watch videos about the ancient Japanese, etc. One samurai wrote a hoku about some wild battle, a direct translation: there was so much bleeding that I laughed for three days!!" Imagine an ancient Japanese camedie club, the hair stood up with a dew ))

And especially without Oka(( How I miss her, with her I loved the red light on the light - a great occasion to take a scraper and clean the ice from the glass inside the cabin. With modern cars is much more comfortable, but terribly boring.

A long road awaits you and a house executed.
What is?? to
In tax, I say, we have to go.

to this:
for tankers: one seka is roughly equal to thirty centimeters. Four swords ― the length of the clamorous and other two-handed swords.

This is Uspensky. It was a big troll. In the Three Hills, for example, he had a character with a luxurious reflection in a loop (if anyone is not in the topic, go to the loop and present it in a loop). Uspensky can be re-read for years and decades and still not understand all his jokes.

By the way, thank you for the "four zaka" – I didn’t know, for example. Another joke is caught, Mikhail Glebovich, let’s not joke to you in that world!

I sent my husband out for a walk with the child. The husband got together, took the child and they left. Ten minutes later, my husband calls and says, “Take off my pants.” It turns out, he was going to walk as usual wearing thermal underwear, but this is what the pants did not notice only on the street.

I remember as a child (aged 5-6) watched a documentary - about volcanic eruptions - with my older brother.

My brother decided to explain to me how serious and dangerous this is.

B: If you push your finger into the lava, it will instantly disappear!

I: And the whole hand, after how long will it disappear?

B is immediately.

Since then, and until 9-10 years old, I really wanted to become - a person invisible, well, at least partially.

Fortunately, the lava was not there.