The chat comes electric.
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[02/01/2010 03:09:32] ELECTRIC CHUC: you are all fucked!!!!! to
The electricity leaves us.
* "electroGEC" changed the nick to "Buyvol"

XXX is
We had an electrician hanging on a pillar next to the office. And now hangs only the bag from the electrician, and the electrician himself is not. I am worried...

YYYY
Was he shining? I could have taken the 40s, ah...

(See, the discussion of Arnie Schwarzenegger, who betrayed his wife with a terrible old thick housewife and borrowed from her an out-of-marriage son.)

carrie_bradshow: well, let’s put it off, she could be after birth)
x_status: in just 10 years a woman could not transform from a hot beauty into a thick wallet with chemistry
carrie_bradshow: Yes, it could be a normal aunt. Judging by social networks, our former classmates are breaking up at the same rate.

The husband walks with his five-month-old daughter on his hands around the apartment.
Here is my cat. She was my mom and daddy, and now she is yours too. So if we decide to eat it, we will have to divide it into three.

"The authority is so quickly digging its grave, so quickly the blades blink, that we have no possibility to approach and dive at least once for the decency of ourselves."
Leader of RNE A.P. Barkashov

Someone is objective 😉

The daughter argued with her wife for about an hour and proved that she was already an adult and independent, and that she knew everything perfectly. Eventually knocking on the door, she ran out of the house. It does not take five minutes.
I forgot my cell phone. Do you know where my phone is?

In the supermarket, there are two types in line, the front for the verstu, the red-eyed and the ugry. One bubbles something of the type: fucking, what his wife asked to buy... Here his phone ringed the melody of the song of Shnura with the words "give bananas, marijuana, sun give..." Such a hit, type a sure! I’ll come and go to the debris shop. The second humour followed him: Ivan, here the grass is not sold.

by 18.05.11

Alina: When food is finished in the refrigerator, there is always only garlic and lemon left. Garlic and lemon - amulets that drive food out of the refrigerator?
I usually have ice cream.
No, it is an amulet of ice cream!

XXX: Vermischel - a fig, but here is a milk soup with a pen and manna cabbage - it is a gesture.
I love milk, I love all the milk. Kefir, yogurt and dairy glands.

Why is the mother always responsible for somebody (grandmother, father, father, mother-in-law...)? Am I sitting alone in my ass?

Lack of human warmth? Throw more people into the oven!

A friend calls today.
Wow, I have two good news. Stop fucking, fucking I am!! to
In a second:
Okay, one good news.

I get a letter with a tax notice that we owe them 3 rubles. The total cost of the letter is 19 rubles!!Nafiga is asking.

You are drunk!
Passenger: and you have eaten. Eat a lot at night.
Passenger: Oh, sorry, I didn’t want you... never!

Rolf: Mua ha ha ha ha
Flynn: What
Rolf: Zhenya offered to give me a penalty if I wrote her a course in sociology
I asked what topic. The History of Feminism in Russia
Flynn: Agree and describe this case in the chapter “Male penis – the path to final feminization”

I feel like a terrible immoral creature. I feel very good.)

A1ko: It’s terrible to wake up in Mexico in a bath full of ice with a paper with the text “Sorry, we took your kidney.” The session is normal, we are used to it.

XX: Well, I just have no words! I am ugly!! to
xxx: I am not happy :(

AlexSashka: We have everything very simple, girls work until 17:00, and boys until 18:00, but there are people who drop out of work at 17:30.

and embarrassed. About Belarus.
Spring... 2012...I began to eat pigeons.They are delicious and beneficial.The tree bark is suitable as a spice and tea cooking.I have long walked, learned a lot of new and interesting about my city and its architecture.On my birthday I slaughtered the palace.On the balcony it is boiled up with foods salty spiders.I seam my clothes.I learned how to wash my legs.I wash once a month, we light a fire in the yard and heat the water.A couple of times I managed to catch a fish.I cook a bowl and I become a ferment.The tea fungus is also good.We think with my wife to take a loan for two and buy a bicycle.The air in the city becomes cleaner, the rare cars surprise the devor.The city is empty.You I really want potatoes...The president says he eats potatoes every day, but my wife and I don’t believe, it sounds fairy-tale:potatoes every day.We look forward to the summer...Tarakans are not at home.The last one was eaten in September 2011.The mosquitoes are afraid to fly to us, our veins suck them through their own hobbot!The flying birds fly over my city only at the height of 12,000 meters,they are afraid below...the people are jumping!The frogs in the spring only crave sitting deep under the water!The rats have left the city forever!Today, the first time I opened the rope,they are like spaghetti (which even the elderly don’t remember)