Yesterday I was called a real man.
YYY: broke the hoops and made repairs in the apartment?
No... I didn’t take off my socks during sex.

@mrznkl: In my opinion, Norilsk residents are already quite ready, physically and morally, to mine minerals somewhere on Saturn’s satellites.

The woman finds a folder with porn. They are trying to create a scandal.
Wife: I joked in the compass, found you a lot of naked women’s whispers! Cheer to fuck?! to
I: Be glad that you are not men!
I thought.

[22:40:35] Kenny: The guitarist on Jiggard looks like something.
[22:41:09] Alexander: they are all like a Jigguru, he is their uterus)

XXX: and now I eat a sandwich like your penis
and :(

XXX is bite.

I am an illusionist!
C: Hah, you made the letter "l" in this word disappear

We chose a juicer with my wife on the Yandex market, read one of their reviews: Disadvantages:

Do not make berry juice.

I decided not to take, I love berry juice)))))

"X": I bought a refresher for the mouth ))
"X": Scuca delicious all eaten )

Coffee in Moscow:
Seller: Do you want to get our storage card?
I don’t go here often...
We are also in Surga.

The radio is always quiet in the car, and I don't listen to it at all, but today's news struck my girl's psyche completely:
"The monkey from the udmurt zoo predicted the victory of the Buranov grandmothers"

After spontaneous and overly violent sex, the wife:
I didn’t know if we had sex or were fighting?

Humiliates people who with a mouth foam persuade others to urgently stop watching TV, because you just get dumb from it. And then, proudly raising their heads, they go to watch their favorite series on the compass.

XXX: I have a bad situation here.
YYY: What happened?
I turned on the music louder and started singing.
I sing with all my heart, with all my heart.
Then I noticed that the window was open.
I look, and there is a crowd under the windows. Fuck you fucking.
yyy: haha :D

Tomorrow is holidays.
I succeed a lot.
The main thing is not to turn on the computer.
The main thing is not to include
Not to include!! to
Do not be this time.

All of these stalls are action and spy games are full foul. The top of the skill is working in the office to not burn up, that you have a pack of tea in the box for 100 bags and a kilogram pack of pieces of sugar.

Discussion of the girl:

YYY: Do you want to fuck her or do you treat her like dawn?
XXX: And how do they relate to dawn, or maybe it’s a trap?
Yyy: at dawn they just look, admire and don't want to fuck
XXX: An Important Note

You don’t understand, communicating with Ball Wilson is the only thing that saved the hero Tom Hanks from madness on a desert island.
WOW: Communication with the ball saved you from madness??? Do you understand what you wrote?))

Porn actors take pseudonyms by the name of their first cat and the name of the street on which they live.
My boss Nikolai - "Yes, you are an officer, I am Alice Armenian"

If a girl really wants you, you will have to persuade her twice as long. The logic is such.

Every day, exactly at 2 p.m., the car of our company enters the bank. The driver comes out and carries two bags of money. This time to the bank he did not reach a few meters because he got a good hit on the head, broke out the bags, and the unknown picked them up and tried to escape... And escaped, but without money. We are a transport company, routers. Passengers are calculated, as a rule, small things and in each bag was kilograms forty. The force of the thief was only a few meters.