I remembered my first change as a waitress) I mean, this whole business, Caesar. I approach the table, stumble on the chair... salad on the table, a plate in my hands! I thought - well all the pepper) well man, really not confused, says - what an unusual serving of salad you have! They ate everything from the table.

I recently purchased a pair of Energizers for electric combustion in the format of old Soviet round batteries. LR14 - 26 mm in diameter and 50 mm in length. Weight of 100 grams each.
I have a bad habit of machine reading instructions.
Instructions in different languages. Only in the Russian version 2 points more.
1) Do not swallow it.
2) When swallowing go to the doctor.
At this time, the thought is grizzly – did they mean a psychiatrist?

I think, or is it a new editor? All texts turned into an insult through the word.

P.s An old joke:
Mademoiselle, will we sleep?
Young man, I am married!
Oh sorry you! Madam to sleep?
of course.

Have you noticed how the TP and other fashion contacts have begun to twist out of the edges of their illiteracy? They now describe their status only with smiley!
Now instead of "I’m now in the club, I’m squeezing with chicks" will be *smiley* club* glass* friends* chat*.

About the Omsk.
I went out and literally understood the meaning of the phrase "What did not get me there";

His wife called him a monster. Without thinking back, I ask:
I: Who do you think is the monster’s wife?
She said, “Who is beautiful, of course!
Fuck, you won’t argue.

This is:
This is:

Before talking about artificial intelligence, try to explain what the difference is between “I ate cakes with friends” and “I ate cakes with mushrooms” and “I ate cakes with dogs.”

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It’s simple – the phrase I’ve eaten cakes with friends – is lexically incorrect. It is right to say "I and my friends ate cakes"

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The right person says! And the second phrase will sound better after the translation - We and the mushrooms ate cakes.

Do you know what can be paid in the free compiler for Pascal on the iPad?
Compilations, fuck the fuck!

xxx:) haha, I, one morning at the exam put 4 machine, home was to drive lazy, I went and from boredom asked to try to pass on 5. And then I barely achieved a reduction in rating back, because I stayed on the back (there is nowhere to go, can I sit here?) He told the others.

One of my acquaintances, a very middle-aged lady, was stopped by a haishnik in the care of moving. The "Lieutenant is like that. Why are they not attached?" -"Yes, Mr. Police, I just pulled off - the eggs to fix". A storm of emotions spread through the face of the officer, the right fell out of the hands of the curved body, which, entering in the attack of historical laughter, tried to show, pass faster. Easter is

Connect the mouse)
Basaka: I have no place to take a mouse
Tag: catch the fingers

The EU urges Russia not to block gas to Ukraine because of non-payments, as this could raise doubts about the reliability of Russia as a gas supplier in Europe.

XXX: I wanted to get a TV. I went to a home appliance store. I chose the TV. I go out. Stop, tell me where the payment is?
The psychic. Throw the TV on the floor with the words "unreliable you shop, go to x@y!". I went looking for a shop. This will be an anti-advertising. To know.

He was deprived of sex with the words: “You have a constant temperature, and coffee has the habit of cooling.”
Now I know everything.

With "response"
The female must give birth, but the male does nothing. Will the female survive? both cockroaches
What does a female cock look like? :)
2nd day: Ic. and. Are the cockroaches giving birth? And the females??? The Atas!

Add to:
The young cat for some reason panicked when he saw a girl on his heels. The girl didn't melt, the shoes were the most ordinary, no twists, and he was on half-swinged slopes, then ran, jumped, and metal so until the shoes were removed. Why this panic, I never understood.
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Last summer, I bought watermelon, brought it home, pulled off all the hands. He took the laundry to the bathroom, put it on his shoulder, the cat slept quietly on the washing machine. As I saw the watermelon on my shoulder, shrugged, swallowed up, stumbled into the door, crashed into the wall of the corridor and hid behind the refrigerator. I sat there for half a day, not lifting my nose. And when he came out, the half-eaten peanut did not even deserve a glance.

I read the "Fenimore Cooper’s Beast ". I came to this phrase: "...in the light between the leaves looked an unusually nice young female face, and so close that the Beast could reach him with a beast."
I have only one question: why?! to

picture with the inscription "I love space, there is quiet and no problems"

The comments:
HH: Well, it’s really quiet there. There can be no sound in the vacuum.
In Star Wars, you can hear how lasers shoot, ships explode and fighters fly. So do not spread your pseudo-scientific beliefs here.

I sell cameras. There are ladies 45 years old, they ask about one camera, about the other, I explain - the difference in the presence of an ocular detector, that is, under the eye.

Being in the camp of the defeated, you get the opportunity at least for a while to find yourself in the society of decent people, because all the fools have long since joined the winners.
A. of Gromov. Area of Justice.

Situation: the bedroom, a neighbor with a notebook sitting on the upper bed, I with a notebook at the table three meters away, there is Wi-Fi in the room.
I: Cole, come down, let me show you the solution.
My neighbor, I am lazy. Maybe through a Skype conference?

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