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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112090
 15.04.2015
The replacement of McDonald’s has been around for a long time. It is called the Soviet restaurant. We all know and understand that this is not the case.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112089
 15.04.2015
We need to sit in another department and control our electronic key.
To control the electronic key. He has gone out of control, realized his essence and weakness, and now reads online lectures on philosophy for artificial intelligence: "Know Your Code", "How to Live with ECP", "The Problem of Fathers and Children in the Context of SSL Certificates", "The Digital Hell and Heaven. Or how do you get into Unix-like systems?" and "Binary system: yes or no, no or yes or no, no and yes or yes or no"?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112088
 14.04.2015
The United States with indignation rejected Mikhalkov’s offer to live on the principle of ‘Bomby Home’.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112087
 14.04.2015
You are a luzer!
There are special machines at the airport for printing landing tickets.

You are natural if you think they are in every airport in our country.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112086
 14.04.2015
Various Artist: And suddenly in the future will invent the time machine and it will be that 70-80% of the people at the concerts of Cinema, Nirvana and Frank Tovey are us and people from the future?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №112085
 14.04.2015
The orbits of the planetary movement, the physical laws of the world, the birth of life from the amoeba to the human being, are not very similar to chaos.
Atheists can use their laws to explain how a secondometer works, for example, and they think they’ve learned everything.
— — —
Oh man, you are somewhere at the level of antiquity. In the Middle Ages, we are worried.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112084
 14.04.2015
Dr. Sergey Schnurov from гр.
Leningrad... congratulations, jop... nah...
I wish for a... no.
... and etc.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112083
 14.04.2015
here here :

Mendeleev was Russian.
YYY: Oh, and his name comes from the purely Hussic name Mendel...
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The grandfather of Dmitry Ivanovich Mendeleev by father Pavel Maximovich Sokolov in the 1760-1780s was a priest of the Temple of the Blessed Mother of God at a gathering of Pokrovsky-Tychomandritsky of the Vysnevolotsky county of the Tver province. The Sokolov family had 4 sons: Vasily, Timothy, Alexander and Ivan, and 3 daughters: Natalia, Tatiana, and Praskovia. When studying in the Tver Seminary, the sons received different surnames (at that time only nobles had inherited surnames): Vasily Pokrovsky (by the name of the parish), Alexander Tikhomandritsky (the name of the parish), Timothy Sokolov (father's surname), Ivan received the surname Mendeleev. It is most likely to suggest that Ivan Pavlovich received the surname of the nobles of Mendeleev, whose lands were located near the village of Tychomandrica. The tombs of members of this kind have been preserved to this day on the old estate in the village of Ostrovno (6 km from Tychomandrica). Someone, as an option, could be the baptismal father of Ivan Pavlovich. Modern historians have established that at that time several families of Mendeleevs lived in the vicinity of the Upper Volok. Most likely, they were the outcast Germans, whose surname was derived from the word “mandel” – “mandel” or baptized ethnic Jews. The General Herb of the Noble Families of the Russian Empire" writes that Mendeleev is a non-titled Russian noble family.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112082
 14.04.2015
Kant thought, Dostoevsky thought, Jung, Schopenhauer. Work was written.
With two proposals all resolved.

It was:
"I was in the third class of LGU. I went into the case to Manuilov. He is taking exams. Primary students are sitting. On the board is the topic:
"Image of the excess man in Pushkin".
Primary students struggle. I am talking to Manuela. Suddenly he asks:
How long does it take to uncover this topic?
to me?
to you.
Three weeks. and what?
“Yes,” says Manuilov, “it’s interesting. Three weeks is enough. Three years would not be enough. And these fools will write it all in three hours."

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112081
 14.04.2015
A person with whom you share all the problems, successes and resources is a serious advantage.
A man like that, unfortunately, is very difficult to find.
CH: Not without that.
CH: But probably maybe.
I look at my classroom and I know that I will soon find such a person.
Tags: accurately
He will be my commander in the army.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №112080
 14.04.2015
xxx: How will ‘gender discrimination’ be described in one word?
YYY: Discrimination of gender? and :)

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112079
 14.04.2015
He runs to Uncle Vase, gives him his bag, jumps into the tractor and goes to turn the program into the tractor category!!!The pattern for all present.


You, the girlfriend, have not seen a woman in a disabled chair in the tires. And about the tractor - a girl, for example - a breeder-geneticist of crops.

With respect, Cant Sciences of Science (Spec. and feed production)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112078
 14.04.2015
I was looking for half an hour at the sovka thermopasta! ><
XX: I think it should be distributed in such places at the entrance. You hear it, boy? Is there a thermometer?!" "No..." "Hold on, boy, thermopast!and "

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112077
 14.04.2015
I had a great conversation with the boss today. We rewrite in the chat, coordinate the text of the additions to the TZ. We discussed what we were changing, he wrote his version, I was my own, with the thought that we would then unite. The boss writes the first, as a result of which colleagues hear loudly the following cheerful comment:
I am faster! But you probably have longer!
... and silence.

The comment "and seemed to be - adults!" appeared in the role of an aspiring ^^

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112076
 14.04.2015
I thought about these topics for a long time.
If a glass of seeds is dissolved, they will be arranged chaotically.
The orbits of the planetary movement, the physical laws of the world, the birth of life from the amoeba to the human being, are not very similar to chaos.
Atheists can use their laws to explain how a secondometer works, for example, and they think they’ve learned everything.
At the same time, the possible presence of the watchmaker, which designed the secondometer, as if in any formulas is not necessarily at all.

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Go crazy in the ass.
He thought a lot.
Who are you fucking like that?
Kant thought, Dostoevsky thought, Jung, Schopenhauer. Work was written.
With two proposals all resolved.

Forget the apples with apples!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112075
 14.04.2015
Discussion of the article "Transition to “Belarusian” has opened. But with the scandal" from "Komsomolki".
The transition between the stations "Belarusskaya" has been restored in its original form. As it was in the 1930s."
XXX: Did they sleep? Because it was exactly how it was in the 1930s: the Belarusian Ring was opened in the 52nd year.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112074
 14.04.2015
It came from friends:
I already see the following Mikhalkov project: - network of travel agencies "Sit at home! " and the network of bordels "Sleep with your wife!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112073
 14.04.2015
xxx: I make a green tea, accidentally on the packaging read "Unparalleled Chinese Traditions". The first thought: the Chinese generally chilled, and they already started making tea.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112072
 14.04.2015
XXX: This ballbus has put the car there again! I will put his nose in the mouth!
YYY: Have you drunk the pill of immortality with lemonade of courage?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №112071
 14.04.2015
Today surprised the fact: the first cartoon about Masyanya is as old as the first film about Harry Potter

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