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[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47632
 18.05.2011
As you know, 93% of women masturbate in the shower.
7 percent are lying.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №47631
 18.05.2011
I am sitting at the open window, and outside the antenna landed a whore with a black spot on the chest and I said, "Chirik-Chirik!" And I said to him, “Chirik-Chirik!”" He has flown.
A minute later, this man with a speck comes with two other frogs, and everyone is screaming at me.
HH: This is what happened?
WOW: The trip he brought brother.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №47630
 18.05.2011
Roads of Russia! To fuck you in the North Pole bears in the ass. You are people without principles and conscience.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №47629
 18.05.2011
Aids ask for help to raise the server. We lawyers are asked. I will help, I will help
...
XHH: It turns out they had to help move the server.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №47628
 18.05.2011
From the resume "In 2006 I stumbled into the university..."
I have never seen such an accurate description of the student’s attitude to school.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47627
 18.05.2011
In our wonderful dining room today on the first green shields. At least this is stated in the menu. The woman did not believe the inscription:
Do you have tomatoes?
The cook, in order to refute suspicions, draws in a pot and reports:
and without.
Are you not red?
In fact, they are green, but you can say like you: not red.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №47626
 18.05.2011
All fun begins with the words:
I know how to cut through the courtyards!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №47625
 18.05.2011
From the Weight Loss Forum:
X: Can I put a spoonful of strawberries in the cheese?
hamburger, fuck it, put it still!! to

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №47624
 18.05.2011
By the way, "kote" in Japanese means utyug)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47623
 18.05.2011
Commentary on the photo set of the Japanese little known actress:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I like the French more :)
Zzzz: This is shit! I am still in the old Russian ebu!! to

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №47622
 18.05.2011
[21:11:45] <SpiritTauren> If our distant ancestors played a dot, their nics would be as follows: opričnik666, lihoimets1456, ЪЪЪБАРИНУ, ЖжазЕсмьЦарьж, +В+Уста+блудодей+, ХСмердаХМатериХЧреслаХпозналХ, Русскнязь21аршин, +I+tвойХизба+иконостас+theft.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47621
 18.05.2011
I bought a small brother a radio-controlled helicopter for 13 pieces... Enchanted, complicated management, all the business. While driving home from the store, I realized that for complete happiness in my childhood I missed him... I turned around, went back, and bought him a postcard with a notebook.

[ + 56 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47620
 18.05.2011
May 21 is the end of the world.

The commentary:

Why not Monday?? to
You work here for a whole week, and at the end of the world...as in an anecdote

Here I stand, pleased, blinkers hot, I just finish and here is the BAC! - the end of the world... the question is asked - how did I fry blenders? and :(

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47619
 18.05.2011
Shit, it is a shit. For the second day, various young people have served me sweets and sweets. Very pleasant of course))
Annet: But strange...
I: I think they’re hinting on what they want from you the most.
Fuck... Fuck...
I: Okay, do not be upset. The candy? and ;)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №47618
 18.05.2011
The wolf :)
Do you have turtles?

Sergey Lukeryn
Yes )

The wolf :)
Have you ever wondered what’s inside?

Sergey Lukeryn
So far there is no

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №47617
 18.05.2011
Today was a joke in the universe. Our teachers have been attached to the senior teachers (5 courses, she has taught them. They sit in front of them, discussing diplomas.
The girl’s voice: I don’t even know what to do with the last chapter and conclusion.
The guy with the hint: Well, I could help you.
Max, you are so dumb.
Q: You could help me with something. Just a week of mine.
D: Get rid of me, shit.
Q: Okay, it is 5 days.
D: I’m going to do something to you right away.
Q: I’m better than you. A few minutes, eh?
D: Yes, I’d better write a few diplomas for myself, fool.
The dream voice of another guy: What? Does anyone write a diploma? I agree with everything.
They dropped all the course, the poor fell asleep.

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47616
 18.05.2011
Pants are such pants. Here I have a friend, he instead of the monitor is a 38* telephone and when he calls somebody to visit he always expects the reaction of friends to his big telephone, and in fact it turns out that the telephone is all the fuck, because everyone cheers from the fact that he has a lucky coincidence the refrigerator is in the same room as the computer).

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №47615
 18.05.2011
A friend told me.
I go home with my brother. Suddenly two boys, who are somewhere 6-7 years old, run in front of us and they will catch us! We are going!" Well, we were surprised, we are going to meet two girls, even fewer of those boys, they are running somewhere for 4-5 years and shout "catch to run, we are tired of running after you!" The girls looked really tired. My brother and I are obviously upset - how is it not shameful for older boys to run away from such little ones? The boys immediately dropped. And then one girl says to the other, “Well, then throw it out,” and the other throws a huge pipe into the handle, O_O.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №47614
 18.05.2011
The Heat Emitter
... this is what is now called incandescent lamps above 100 watts.
All the necessary certificates are already available.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №47613
 18.05.2011
xxx: he ate and tried to drag me into bed. I did not give up. Then he came up with a disarming argument: “Let’s just lie down, no problem, I’m gay.”

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