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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81485
 14.05.2013
Chapter 11: Chocolate
222: Who am I?
111: a mixture of chocolate and wolves
Chapter 22: Mothers
In the full moon, milk chocolate becomes...porous.
222: The foil turns into oily paper, and the chocolate bars are crushed into clusters to whisper to the moon
222: ppc bestiary
111: aaaaaaaaaaaaa xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
222: The man who is upset about chocolate will in full moon eat cocoa spoonfuls and wrapped in notebook sheets.
222: and if they are not - in toilet paper
222: and if she doesn’t...
222: tear away wallpaper from the walls and wrap in them!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81484
 14.05.2013
What disturbs you?
I have a thyroid!
What specific complaints do you have?
None, but I am scared.
What are you afraid?
The Shield!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81483
 14.05.2013
The new Pearl of the Boss.
He goes somewhere.
I: Are you far away?
I combine time and space!!! to
I am until tomorrow!)

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81482
 14.05.2013
"I don’t believe. be here on Earth UFOs with such
options, they would be as sensible quarrels
First of all, we were evacuated.
The polluted planet would be cleaned and settled.
other humanosites, more careful and
and peaceful."

You haven’t seen Atlantis yet. So far, you are the most careful and peaceful.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №81481
 14.05.2013
>> Urgant has equipped greenhouses on the site, where he plans to grow cucumbers and tomatoes.

Everything is normal. My grandfather told me that they had an admiral in the ministry who loved to grow potatoes. He carried all sorts from Europe, experimented, in short, invested in this business, as in any serious hobby. The humour is that in Moscow, the admiral lived in a steep nomenclature house, and in the autumn he was riding the floors, called the apartments! He sold his potatoes to the generals.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81480
 14.05.2013
How did you know that I didn’t come to our date?
My friend, my friend, my friend, my friend ?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81479
 14.05.2013
by polar_fox.jpg
I told the girl she broke my pattern. She was surprised, laughed and asked what the "shablet" was, which immediately broke me and the template. My Moscow...

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81478
 14.05.2013
Everyone is like this:

My wife loves to call me to work, today she says indignantly:
Why don’t I call you, you’re busy all the time!!!and "

They will be naked with fools, and then they will boast how stupid they are. Or are complaining. I chose myself, so enjoy and enjoy.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №81477
 14.05.2013
by Mikhail
and Priffet

Sergey
Maffy )
the boots)

by Mikhail
Red, don’t scare me.

Sergey
How did I get rid of your "priffet"?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №81476
 14.05.2013
Online match Russia-Austria at the start of the 2 period: Our already on the ice. Let’s go ahead until the Australians get out.
c. the cats


[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81475
 14.05.2013
One and a half year old, his favorite word "coding". There are no coders in the family, decided that it is "harm". But today, when he used to the computer, something there clicked the mouse and opened a window with the code of the page. I am plagued by blurred doubts.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №81474
 14.05.2013
of Habrabrabr:
Laser weapon destroys a missile at a distance of 1.5 km (video)

Ideator: You would have offered her another camouflage to wrap it well. and :)
Why camouflage? The mirror, for example.
iDev: And reflect the laser back into the installation!
Lol4t0: Rocket destroys laser weapon at a distance of 1.5 km (video)

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81473
 14.05.2013
I have not smoked or drank for the fourth year. And you do it, develop a sense of self-compassion and resentment for the whole world. Keep watching the series and just plunge your disgusting eagle into a zombie painter, swing and play in all kinds of shit, squeezing in the fictitious chain of life onanism precious time of your own insignificant, in the end, life. And at home, I have everything friendly, fine, clean, delicious, fine and chic sex with my beloved wonderful, untouched and untouched woman.
___________________________
The Friend! You mainly repeat this mantra to yourself more often, or even under the scratch we are afraid of you, don't let God you break.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81472
 14.05.2013
I was in Dacia. There instead of a neighbor with a perforator, a neighbor with a cultivator acts.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №81471
 14.05.2013
Let’s plan the evening for you. Music or cinema? The candles? Fruits and vegetables? ?
Well, I have 2 beets in the cold.)
HHH: Then we will smash the beetle cheeks and dance under the ramstein!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №81470
 14.05.2013
We went with Daniel to the fountain for water. With us connected Sanek, Danilkin friend years so 10-11. Let’s go, Daniela bucht: "why do you need to pull water, here’s the excellent water under the crane". I begin to explain the harm of calcium carbonate. I have been teaching chemistry for a year.
“Daniel,” I insidiously asked, “What is carbonate?
The whirls screamed loudly, Daniel stumbled and silenced. After three minutes of silence, Sanek said:
“Carbonate,” he instinctively said, “Daniel, this is such a sausage!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №81469
 14.05.2013
The Third World War began.
The last working satellite was shot down, all optical cables were broken by nuclear explosions. All kinds of diathletes covered up, because there are no fools carrying packages on radioactive mine fields under artillery.
And only in the office of the Russian Post every day, at 9:00, their employees come to work. After 30 years on the salary of 6000 they no longer fear anything:
"Well what, you fuck up, you fuck up? Has your internet broken? Well, go, fill out the receipt, pay the commission! Do you have a package with Banderol? The Banderol? We don’t take banana on Wednesday. We have lunch in 15 minutes!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №81468
 14.05.2013
About the behavior of drivers on the roads in Novokuznetsk has already been written here. I want to make my contribution:
He helped a young woman drive a car out of the garage. For a long time it was wrong. Then it came: all the mirrors in the car are deployed in such a way as to look at the loved one.

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81467
 14.05.2013
A pessimist folds the toilet paper fourfold.

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81466
 14.05.2013
Russian people will do anything from the forum.

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