From Bugga

Zombie flashmob passed on the Old Arbat. But by the end of the parade, the predecessors who arrived arrested about 30 people. The young people who participated in the march were without papers.

Comments are pleased:

You cannot ask for documents from zombies.
2 certificate of death.! to

The dream of a woman is to find a man who guesses her thoughts ;-)
A man’s nightmare is to catch a woman who reads his thoughts.

Only old age knows how giftless youth is.

One May morning, a short rainy rain passed over Moscow.
I remembered him four hours later, when everything had already dried out for a long time – a lonely blue umbrella was rolling over the boulevard crowd.
Underneath it, a boy and a girl, both 17 years old, walked, hugged tightly, and talked about something enthusiastically.

Five-year-old Wolfock's mother explains what a herd and a herd is. The next day she asks:
When a lot of cows or lambs - what is it?
He thought for a moment:
The school, is it?

We were with Dima Davecha in one of the large construction hypermarkets. Time later, at night, in the store besides us no one. entered in. They said they didn’t take the truck. Dima went after her, I waited inside the store at the entrance. I see from a distance that the cart he took - pulled out of the wheel of the same parked orange massive pieces on the wheels. I stand, look at goods and inscriptions from a distance - I point out a further path. At the end of the eye, I see a truck. And I, of course, without looking at her, climbed at her and announced: “Take a stop, boss! " The truck is not driving. Waiting for a few seconds, I wondered, “Why are we not going?” and I heard the indignation of a man’s voice: “Yes, I didn’t understand what was going on here?” I turn around. The carpet is held by a completely unfamiliar man to me. Behind him is Dima with another wagon and rjet. The curtain.

Statement of VKontakte
"Music Can Change the World"

xxx: yes can...
yyy: )) all right) baby
Xxx: Sometimes
yyy: ))may be)
Zzz: London is the capital of Great Britain

How to invent an e-mail?
yyy: Scroll face to face on the keyboard until an acceptable option appears.

I work for an international company – an employee took a nursing kitten and sent his photos to all American employees, including the bosses and the general, in an email with the theme “My pussy.”

Russia has traditionally proclaimed the end of the world.

Nas'ka: Popular status as a whole looks like this: "I find it hard (because there are few such fools at all), it's easy to lose (and thank God) and it's impossible to forget (because I consume phone calls and tearful SMS)".

ReKhArD (14:53:15 17/05/2011)
How to get a culture girl?

nemezis495 (14:57:31 17/05/2011)
"Please go on!"

ReKhArD (14:57:48 17/05/2011)
The blonde doesn’t go.

nemezis495 (14:58:19 17/05/2011)
then
"Go to NaHui, sorry to you!and "

XXX: Why are you not together?
Because one of us is a fool :)

xxx:Cams, how can you remove static charge from the flash drive... Often the computer flies into the rebut and all the popular methods do not work, about the battery there or the body...
YYY: Just don’t have to run out. You must first rub the hole with your finger, and then swallow it.
zzz: This rule also applies to girls

Apocalypse_Pony: Fuck, I won’t eat yesterday’s salad anymore, especially with vinegar.
with OK!You must have rattled, right?
Apocalypse Pony: Blow up, blow up???? Not just joke. Do you know how forest fires are extinguished? The helicopter... the helicopters opened up... and as a popper...

Today I passed by the children's shoe store with the name "Pedals for dolls" :D

XXX: The End of the World
xxx: to be
They can’t predict the weather, but here’s the end of the world.

The news tape:
"The Audi 80 on a full run collapsed the wheel and struck a pedestrian"
Unhinderedly riding through the opposite lane, it hit a pedestrian, who fell and struck his head on the sidewalk.

The first comment:
Ada-lina is on strike!

I turned on the bathroom and sat down at the computer. After 2 hours, I saw a butterfly passing by the door and realized that I was a butterfly. c) Mear

She: All, I was offended.
He said, “Josh, forgive me, I’m an idiot.
He is silent. Okay, offend as much as you want. I don’t need you, I’ll find a hundred of them. You are stupid at all.
She: I was in the toilet.