The accountantry stopped and started demanding some fan because it was hot. For a long time I could not understand what I was talking about.
“Well, you’re there in the room that we have, it whispers loudly, and when you open the door, it blows from there.
Oh, I'll drop everything and go air conditioners from the server to drag you...

zxcabs: Interesting whether internationalization will be made into other languages. How would it sound in Russian? “Good glass, take a picture?”
Bubuq: “So the eye...”
JaLoveAst1k: “OK, Glass...”
Okay, the glass...
Modern style: “Good, point”
amdf: “Hey, the point...”
DVF: Point, take a video!

Alex: I understood one thing about grandmother’s bottles – the less, the more expensive the wall.
Helga is! A good super glue is more expensive than a large tube of moment.
Alex: the technician, the fucking )))
Helga: I convert in terms you understand ))

Why do you have these big ones?
Seller: 25
Wife: Can I hold it? and oh! How healthy, barely fit in the palm! and less?
Seller: by 20
Wife: No, they’re fluid somehow.
I have different clients. Here, the grandmothers over the age of 70 are no longer able to cope with so much, take less.
Wife: Okay, I’ll take this bigger. A couple of times and finished, sweetheart.
Seller: Do not forget to soak before use. It will become more elastic and flexible.
Wife : thank you! How this will hit you right away!

You listened to a scene from life: "My wife chooses a crown at the market"

And at home, I have everything friendly, fine, clean, delicious, fine and chic sex with my beloved wonderful, untouched and untouched woman.

G H by Andersen

Those who have a baseball bat in their hands have only a bit of information in their brains.

I have only one phobia – fear of heights, acrophobia scientifically. I am not afraid of snakes, I am not afraid of dogs, but I am afraid of heights so that even on high heels I am badly done. Nevertheless, a couple of times in my life I have had to do real climbing myself.
I will never forget the first time. My friend and I just had the pleasure of visiting the Nikitsky Botanical Garden, which is in Crimea, and after a whole day in the heat, we, of course, wanted to swim in the sea. Only here the beach was unclear where, everywhere sloping rocks, and below the sea. Finally, we saw a very clean, very isolated beach, without the usual in the Crimea huge valleys under the water on the shore, and even with sand. And not one person. It was located far below the rock, and there was no staircase or at least a trail there. My friend, a person of adventure and fearlessness, calmly begins the descent right down the rock, relentlessly encouraging me "to the weak." When I woke up, I followed her. It was horror. I did not dare to look down, but I noticed slightly that some people appeared on the beach, and the number of them is increasing. Finally, scratched but terribly proud of myself, I find myself on the beach. The girlfriend is already explaining with some guys in camouflage and with machine guns across the shoulder, which explained to us quite peacefully and calmly that this is the personal beach of the President and a simple mortal on it, unfortunately, cannot be. When we asked them why they didn’t scream to us in the process of descending, they replied that the maturity of two girls in mini jerseys and beach boots descending on a sloping rock, clinging to cactus and grass – a circus too interesting to miss. Fortunately, there was no YouTube at the time. After breathing up, we gathered together to go the same way back up, but the guys, roasting, kindly opened us an invisible barrel on the side and let go to the road to the harbour. A fair and straight road. Only the beach at the harbour was not very similar to the presidential.

I'm an old pirate and I don't know the words of the license agreement!

Delivery of the lab by the student (c) to the teacher (p):
Q: Why is your variable named in Lithuanian?
Q: Well, I didn’t know how it would be in English, so I wrote Zayavkas.

I worked in a sanitary store, and over time a lot of seemingly necessary and at the same time long-leaning pads, crane boxes, macheteers and other nonsense accumulated. Soaked with the root to put all this "good" in a box, write on top "HREN" and carefully remove under the shelf. On the question of another buyer, “Do you have this shit?” and throwing a spare part just removed from the mixer, I get our box with an unwavering look, asking: “This?” ... ?

The citizen p. (a physicist-theorist on the diploma, among other things) sent the following appeal to the technical support service:
“Please allow me to turn on and off Wi-Fi on the printers around me, because from the constant Wi-Fi radiation I have a migraine.

The citizen was asked to use a cactus and, if it did not help, a ficus. Faucet from the foil to offer so far disappointed.

Russia-Austria 5-4, only the second period.
Are they playing without a goalkeeper?

by fareng8:
If the hamster is blurred and 2 sports strips are drawn on it through the entire body, then the burunduk will be obtained.)

XXX is Russia. 21st century. Innovative shlagbaum on the hospital town’s terminal: a red ribbon tied from one end of the road to the pillar, and from the other end (attention!) to the guardian who sits on the chair :-D
xxx:... so I imagine how the grandfather with this tape stops offenders carrying on the car *LOL*

Candidate of Doctoral Sciences from... Cyprus. What science is this doctoral? I know technical, chemical, biological, but I have not heard of doctoral sciences.

T: I still like to be cunning.
How do you become a true guru? :)
A: Moving to Israel

The explanatory driver. from 6.05.2013 He was absent from work due to the accident. At 6.05 in the morning, I woke up and drank a glass of transparent fluid from the table. I thought it was a tonic. It seemed like a tonic with gin, as a result of which I had a mild degree of alcoholic intoxication, in which I could not drive the car.

On the forum, in the topic of how Richard Branson (Virgin) lost a dispute and on one flight of the aircraft became a stewardess:
It was archival, but I still undermined...

So the idea of putting a bed, a computer and a TV in a large room was born, and it was Solomon's decision, if we took at least one item in another place and my husband and I would not meet for years. :D

XX: We had a conference alone in the universe, no matter what. The first speaker finished, says - there are questions? They ask him where he came from.
Member of the Committee: Riazan
The voice from the room: Is it behind the MCAD?