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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2756
 19.03.2008
She
I have an athletic pop.

He is
Great for what?
Accept how?

She
as all

She
To sit in the bathroom without falling into the hole.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2755
 19.03.2008
Finn as you?
Katrin is hero. I am old!and the (
Finn goes out for me.
Katrin, no, I don’t have so many heroes yet! 0 - O

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2754
 19.03.2008
A phone call from an unknown number:

I... I hear!
He: And who is it?
I: This is the one you are calling.
He: And where did I get?
I: On the mobile number of a very good and, most importantly, very good person.
He: Oh, so sorry, I didn’t get there.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2753
 18.03.2008
Glucose leaves the canal.
ZZZ: Aaa shit, glucose go back (
Glucose comes to the channel.
Tagged with: chonada

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2752
 18.03.2008
Serg_omsk: Girls, my wife left me with my daughter for the weekend and I urgently need advice.
serg_omsk: who can help?
Aloe: How to help? I listen to?
serg_omsk: How to safely remove a child's hand from the anus of a dog?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2751
 18.03.2008
With the modern development of technology, even the most fresh news in 5 minutes turns into a megaborn painting.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №2750
 18.03.2008
VictoRRR: I finished the page. Opened in IE and... no bugs. was confused

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2749
 18.03.2008
A friend asks:
What to give to the girl I want to meet?

I am :
- Falsoimitator... and write on it "in his place could be I".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2748
 18.03.2008
I can say that I would rather be sitting behind when the plane crashes into the rock. Why is. The length of the ATR42 is 22.67 meters. Suppose the last seat is located at a distance of 15 meters from the nose. Cruiser speed is 556 km/h. So, from the moment of hitting my nose in a rock to the moment of hitting my chair in the same rock, one second will pass (556 km: 3600 s). During that time, I will at least have time to enjoy the shit that happens to the passengers in front of me.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2747
 18.03.2008
Tags: Chata Cold
Admin: I’ll go with another server.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2746
 18.03.2008
1 is oh! Fuck it!! to
2 What happened?? to
One of the buttons was pressed.
And the porn has opened?
1: not closed

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №2745
 18.03.2008
<xxx> that is all. I hope for a controller. by admin
<xxx> and thumbnails! Where are you
<administrator> well
<xxx> you are a shit. Gordon fucking you six times in the whole row.
<administrator> is it the same again?
<xxx> and Forget the plays. I am preparing hope.
<administrator> not :)
<xxx> fucking, Leha, be a man.
* Welcome to us <midnight> Welcome to us.
<xxx> the sunshine of the sun, hello. I was so missing. How are you?
<administrator> oppa :) haha :)
<xxx> there is no fuck! But not immediately. 10 minutes more. plyizes
*xxx was kicked by administrator cause(insult to administrator)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2744
 18.03.2008
Koko is
Is it like this?

Sleeping
The word "how" has meant a desire.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2743
 18.03.2008
and xxx:
I personally prefer the private studio movies. They are at least plausibly shooting, and there are no helicopters that explode to you.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2742
 18.03.2008
A sensation of the day!! State control finally interested in Evgeny Petrosyan!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2741
 18.03.2008
<Shaera> and why don’t you shave your face?
<Pamflet> I am informal.
<Shaera> that is. Do you have an informal face?
<Pamflet> would you see my informal buttocks
Shaera looked under her trousers.
<Shaera> listen, but I am also informal

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2740
 18.03.2008
We are not paid more... we survive electricity at the expense of other firms...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2739
 18.03.2008
XXX- I happy girl parried that typically if 529 by 23 is not divided then she has the virus catarrhal askiny log in none somebody ports...wish sho puzzled))))))))))))))))))))))))))))Bugagaga I am an ackey admin.
This is a diagnosis!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2738
 18.03.2008
and Wind:
I greet you, my lord!! to
Do you really want to remove this catalogue, oh my master?!!! to
Sorry, I can't delete this file, my master, without it my existence will be impossible, oh my master!!! to

and Linux:
Darth Vader, the man!
Do you want to do it? Go to!! to
What a fucking?
Did I ask you to do that?
Shake the bubble, I’ll listen!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2737
 18.03.2008
<Fireball> interesting, it is the same Artemika
<Fireball> which artyomkaes
<TrackR> :)
<Fireball> yes no, it’s like another
<Fireball> well it may have smoked out of course...
<unC0Rr> it's like smoking, but the ipad has become another

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