I woke up with the realization that I am wildly fun because I have rusty friends. These friends are guys. Top list of compliments from them (who else can come to mind to say that?!) by :

1st "You are a straight p**child frightening shit!" - Male part of the population! If you read the classics - good guys, you don't have to dilute them with universal interdomains!
2nd "You have a beautiful skull." - Ah, it was such a compliment! I am still in horror. Just spoke his boyfriend who is engaged in martial arts. The crazy.
Three "How you technically landed!"- Em... guys... If a girl flies from the stairs and lands not with her face, but on her hands, believe me, she is not specifically))) In general, be silent and just help to get up!
4 is "You are like that.
Well what?
It is the same!"
No comments.
5 is "Better than you is only petroleum." - This phrase cannot be understood if you do not know what the farmer said.

Wow, I love my friends))))) Charge of positive at every meeting)))

8: [ 33 ] added 2009-01-14 20:24
cyanide
Sablina: I got a text message: "Night at the grandmother, don’t worry". I sit, I think: son or husband?

The sea: look at the number! It is stupid!! to

Hey to! Who has gone? Son or husband? The whole country, breathing, is waiting for an answer!

Hopeless (11:54:12 16/01/2009)
Do you know that there is gesture?
Commissioner (11:55:00 16/01/2009)
I know, it is low-carbon steel with a thickness of up to 0.5 mm, and what?
Hopeless (11:55:45 16/01/2009)
No, this is when Humor FM is on in the dentist's office

I go to the kitchen. I look at the clock. I think: time is somewhat round... then the second thought: what place is it round? Third thought: ah yes, exactly... round...))))

OpenNet: On January 22, 2009, a unique event will take place in Moscow – a joint meeting of the Moscow user groups MySQL and PostgreSQL!

The comments:
, svn, 18:36:41, 15/01/2009 [answer] (1)
Will they suddenly drink and fight? :D

funny_falcon, 18:40:56, 15/01/2009 [answer] (2)
What is " suddenly"?

I love military, beautiful and healthy.
I love the brown beads! :)

As always, foreign films are burning!
I watched the movie "The Peacemaker". There was a nuclear disaster in Russia. Someone there gives an American military chief intelligence information about Russian missiles. She looks at the sheet and says: "This is nonsense!". The assistant specifies: "This is Cyrillic"

DemonesskA ‎(23:22):
We have 29 girls and 1 boy... and here is the one...
maydie ‎(23:22):
Happily

And I at work yesterday had a joke.Siju, I mean, I fill the history of illness at the table, and I have over my workplace Manson's poster hanging, it means that a patient who came to me in the morning, as she saw the poster with Menny fell into a stupor, and then the bullet ran out of the office.I mean, to her in the chamber, I ask, why she ran out, she said.that my soul is lost, once the meat weighs the poster of this 'blasphemous' and that she will not go into the office again, she falls into a stupor, she kept that she would not laugh, she didn't even know how to keep up with her, she went out of the chamber went back to the Ardinator. Smile is

A friend won the competition of New Year's Poems in the bar:

Hello Father Christmas!
Did you bring us gifts?
Is it in the vein or in the nose?

The administration of BSH'a! You are the most green human beings – you seem to be, but no one sees you.

Let’s see how many people agree with me. and ;)

1 Daroff
2 as. and you. All of. Fuck to fuck. to write. I’m getting ready for the session, fucking.
Was the 1st at the end of the day?
I'm sorry, my mom sent an automatic message.
It is a tough one for you...

Qoren: It is very difficult to force a former programmer, who moved to work as a toker because of the shrinkage at the same factory, to correct the code written at the time :)

I stand with my companion in line. The one who looks bored looks at my button. Do I think he’s so careful? Look at Armani! and oh! I didn’t know I had an Armani jacket. The comrade looked at me from the top to the bottom, shrugged me, and said, "You know? I don’t think Armani knew that either!

Do you like German porn?
They are screaming, and they are sorry.

According to the astrological calendar, now we students are in the constellation of the Sandstone.

The man who does nothing is a lazy man, and the man who does nothing.

He looks smart, he is a philosopher.

What is needed for happiness?

I don’t know, but my father told me the following story.

My father is a long-distance driver with 40 years of experience. Somewhere in the 80s.

He drove in a group of such drives from somewhere from Astrakhanskaya.

north of the Arbuze. Downloaded the car - "KAMAZ" s

trailer "shalland" (this is such a long trailer) watermelon, a few tons.

My father went on his way back. As it was closer to the evening,

He went not very far, some hundred kilometers away, and decided to stop.

The night. And around only the steppe - flat, like a table, such an impression,

Not a single hill, not a single tree.

During the night, about a dozen and a half cars stopped off the road.

There was no difference between the road and the non-road. Drivers

They climbed out of the cabins and do their business, who heats the tea, who in the

The car is digging. The night is dark, there is no sight of the nibble.

And suddenly one of the trailers, loaded with strawberries, literally entered the sidewalk.

The waters were scared that in a step, a trailer with a cargo could crash.

Weighing more than 10 tons??? Imagination painted paintings one more terrifying

The other. The monsters from the books no longer seemed fairy tales. Water, captured

For the courage of the lights and mounting, go see. Look at... Further

A painting of oil. Around the trailer stood a terribly lame and dirty camel.

(And where did it come from?) and with the indescribable expression of great Happiness on the mouth

I cried at the end of the trailer! It is done! He found it! In the steppe! not scared

The camel even the loud whisper of 15 men.

Conscience is found. The lost person please urgently pick up, or it prevents you to sleep.

The Nights...

Corwin: Nita, what is your weight?
Now I have eaten...
I mean, I am dressed.
It will probably be 39.
Corwin: Omg, and before lunch and naked?
Nita: Corwin, naked not weighed, but until lunch - 38
If you go to the toilet...
Around 30...
You are a bag of shit.