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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97113
 24.04.2014
"Where are you, you’re going?" – also right, but more negative and offensive for the address.
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Russian language, 5th grade, topic "Relations" In this elementary case, the word "blade" should be highlighted by folders. And after "g" there should not be a fifth. Based on this, the outcome will look like this: "Where are you going, shit?". They say the truth: “He who does not know is the one who teaches.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97112
 24.04.2014
If Russia invades Ukraine through its eastern border, Western sanctions will be devastating to the Russian economy.

XXX is hmm. In my opinion, he suggests that the invasion should be through the southern, northern or western border.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97111
 24.04.2014
The morning. Public toilet in the office building. 6 the cabin. I hold my hands and wash. Suddenly, a sound of a working camera on the phone is heard from one cabin. and pause. and silence. Voice from the cabin:
Man, that’s not what you think. I accidentally pressed.
Probably on Instagram.)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97110
 24.04.2014
BoTt: The bills on mines that girls give to their boys, with proper legal, as well as guarantee provision, are able to obscure any world currency and ensure the furious growth of quotations of the mines exchange!!!!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97109
 24.04.2014
A colleague has a haircut, we go on the street, the cold wind is blowing. Oh, he said, in vain, it was cold. I offer him to wear a tubery, and he answers, “What did I say?” Better to wear a puddle.
It was only after a while that he was able to make an analogy and understand why I laughed on the street.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97108
 23.04.2014
I decided to be a good German. He stopped at the parking lot and even paid 1? for the entrance. I sit, I enjoy life, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here, I am here. Over the laundry machine there are hand wipes.. hard.. but my ass is still not so tolerated.. And here comes the main p&zd#c.. I touched the button in the dark.. and in full confidence that it was a water pouch with a fist with all дури kaaaaaak %bnul from anger..
and #57629;
But my karma revenged me... It turned out to be be... And the stream of cold water made me understand why there is no toilet paper... And the people who came to the screams explained that there is a timer for light in the toilets for 10 minutes. and #58390;

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №97107
 23.04.2014
I sit, I do drawings, I need to offer the client 3 planning options. I started signing, missed the button and wrote "Variant 1"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97106
 23.04.2014
It is bad to have a higher education without having a primary.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97105
 23.04.2014
“If your casual interlocutor in a route taxi, on the market, or in another public place expresses his negative attitude towards Ukraine, spreads information that Russia lives better than Ukraine and in every way provokes you to agree that Ukraine does not exist, it is long time to share it between neighboring states, know – this person is a violator, a provocator and a separatist. Such facts, without delay, should be to the police.”

The prize is 1000 Reichsmarks and a cow.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №97104
 23.04.2014
Call a acquaintance. Hearing is great! But, she has 3 wave-shaped paparazzi, and they are all wreaths! I have 4! Scary in the sense. And they, listening to their friends, also begin to shout! We start speaking louder, but the poppies have the instinct to overthrow everything! The fucking fool! To talk, I had to shut up in the toilet, and my friend’s cell phone was charging.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97103
 23.04.2014
A friend passed the commission in the hospital.
I can’t find my office! On the first floor 20 the last and on the second 22 the first, and I need the fuck 21...
He’s going to Narnia...so look for an old robbed closet!
I found shit! Without a sign...sucks.
I was crying.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97102
 23.04.2014
Open the news portal.
The server from requests blows and dusts, the site goes down and doesn’t get up.

We get up, we dance with the drums, we watch. There are no signs of life.

A thoughtful voice from the gallery:
– You lack manna to open the portal.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97101
 23.04.2014
Gmail and Skype threaten to be banned in Russia Other email and IM services
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Well, and who, fucking, missed me when I predicted the internet on the cards issued by the FSB? You do not have your own prophets; listen to others.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97100
 23.04.2014
At the U.S. figure skating championship, the first place was awarded to a couple of Negro-gay men who had sex on the ice.
The judge, who told them to wear more bowls, was condemned as a homophobe.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97099
 23.04.2014
XXX is Oh! ... →
YYY: I am sure that this is the word that will start the Third World War.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №97098
 23.04.2014
I come to work by bicycle, and during the night shifts I take him to our office. One day he broke the camera and started repairing it right in the office. Since there was no solvent, he wiped the chamber with alcohol before sticking and accidentally poured half a bottle onto the carpet. Alcohol the next day dried and left behind a dark trace of a clean piece of carpet, similar to a stain. A week later, the cleaner tried to wash the "spray", resulting in it increasing in size. I look forward to further developments.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97097
 23.04.2014
The lamp does not burn.
The calendar is false.
If you have long been in your home,
Take it away!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97096
 23.04.2014
We need a clever shortcut.
Collected in Mordor.
No Tyrion, you are not fit.
Film and book for children.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97095
 23.04.2014
The conversation of a woman in the years (village) and a young man who came to his girlfriend with his parents to meet in one of the villages of Kirov Oblast.
Where will you be from yourself?
and Moscow.
Have you thought about getting married to Tanaka?
and yes. I want to buy a house and move here.
WOW to you!!??? We went there! Russia is not you!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97094
 23.04.2014
Go to the dentist. Lieing in a chair to reassure, he tried to imagine a summer lawn, before his eyes were painted Windustic hills.

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