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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №126978
 18.04.2016
Leo Tolstoy himself was fucking right and left
I also wrote about this process that a decent woman should not like.
Find a model for imitation.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126977
 18.04.2016
Tallinn, 17 April 2016
The Estonian government expressed its approval in connection with the signing of the Minsk Agreements on 11-12 February 2015.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №126976
 18.04.2016
from miu-mau :

Iranian officials:
by Rvhmani Rahim.
Soviet translator (not a moment):
Hi dear comrades!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №126975
 18.04.2016
A colleague, a history teacher, showed a written work on the history of one of the studios. Something about the Middle Ages. Among the affairs in the text of a young historian is often the word"vosal".
This is how the picture appears: the castle square immediately after the autodaph, a bunch of varied inhabitants of the Middle Ages and the furious gray inquisitor - Vossym, brothers! It is very plausible.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126974
 18.04.2016
As soon as I learned that my husband went to the left,
Taking a lover
We have equality.
So my husband said I acted ugly, disorderly and bla-bla-bla
Such a double standard.
She drove her husband out of the house and married her lover.
We live happily.

Two unhappy men - his ex-husband and his current wife (ex-lover)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №126973
 18.04.2016
What kinds of diplomas? Pornography was always on any carrier. My children, be silent now.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126972
 18.04.2016
Fate is not only what will be, but also what will not be.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №126971
 18.04.2016
I walk on the street with the child, warm, +20 C. Mom, grandmother and a boy of two years walk nearby. Here, Daddy approaches them and gives Grandma and Mommy a hat. At the same time, the father very strongly and loudly insists that women wear hats, but it is cold on the street, quite dumb, since they have a child in a hat, and also in a wool...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №126970
 18.04.2016
One woman could not get pregnant and called Putin on a straight line. One hour later, the governor had already about three newborn babies.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №126969
 18.04.2016
>>>Well then these 16tr "hanged" would most likely be on the employee of the mail.Of course the parcel on that day I was not given and had to wait 7 days while making a duplicate of the receipt. But I think it’s better than trying to profit from someone else’s inattention. Maybe I don’t understand something in this life.

In the 1990s, a fax was sent to the United Arab Emirates to a hotel employee. By mistake, the fax went to the wrong number. On the fax was indicated the address of the hotel and room number. The next day, a person appeared at the hotel and handed over a leaflet to the administrator with a request to hand it over to the recipient. and free.
When they learned about this story, the director said "Okay, not in Russia"

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126968
 18.04.2016
I: I’ve read that lions have a rough tongue like a swallow. They can eat meat without even biting it. Give up!
Wondering how do they lick their eggs?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №126967
 18.04.2016
I am Bagina! I am Queen Faila.
Good to suffer! Deadline for submission tomorrow!!! to
The Office. The guys keep drawing the code.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126966
 18.04.2016
The tribe went to the birthday to a girl classmate (2nd grade) "ball with the princess". His sister made him a crown coat (almost with a mountain cloth). None of the kids were dressed anymore. The sister laughed – almost got a wedding))))) The prince and the princess are most pleased))))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126965
 18.04.2016
UB3xxx: I decided to remember my youth and collect something radio-amateur, but simple. They recommended a reflex superheterodine on one transistor. What would you say?
RN3xxx: the elite design. perfectly combines two concepts - "to dig a tranche with pieces" and "untouchable Joe"
UB3xxx: explanation
RN3xxx: "growing breaks" is about choosing a transistor and adjusting the circuits, and "untouchable Joe" is about broadcasting on SV and the design as a whole

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №126964
 18.04.2016
A bit of sarcasm:
I do not like to do many different things at the same time. And how hard it is to choose one of the three battles that are going on now: 1. the mistress, 2. the parade, 3. the porn.
P.S by :
The lover of the parade,
And smiling to me, from ear to ear.
She whispered that everything was vanity and vanity.
I chose to make porn.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №126963
 18.04.2016
XXX: Okay, I have gotten out. Contextual advertising now offers me not a cruise or a car, but to try myself in the special forces for a day )))) Really, what else can be offered to a person who googles Scottish Scots, green berets and helicopters? But from such a tight study of the match, I probably still abstain...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №126962
 18.04.2016
I want to have a dog, I’m told – think, that’s such a responsibility. I want a tattoo, they say, don’t rush, it’s for the rest of your life. Let the children be born soon. Children are not a responsibility for a lifetime.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126961
 17.04.2016
We are not animals to hold in our hands. And when you find out that your most native person has changed you, you will understand everything.
If it’s hot, love yourself with a sex shop toy and don’t get into the family. He may be a goat, but you must remain a man.
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So, do you complain to the man (he is a goat) and go out?
Well, or, as in the case of a goat - whoever pulls the rope stronger, will take it away)))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126960
 17.04.2016
I sell my Opel for Avito, not very hairy years. Clearly without exchange.
But they regularly send such offers, but the most promising is the exchange for ZIL, the Volga and the Nine at once, the Six and the Copey plus the trailer.
Is that in the minds of these people?? to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №126959
 17.04.2016
In any case...

In St. Petersburg, at the time the capital and all that, lived an countless number of small officials. They received different ministries and departments inexpensively, practically did not own their own housing, renting apartments and rooms in income houses. However, even in the income house there was a parade staircase and a black staircase. Hence, "go into the parade" and, subsequently, re-think into an independent substantive "parade", applied even to the ignited staircase that goes out for welding.

In Moscow, at the same time, the housing issue was not so acute, the cost of a square meter of land has not yet climbed to such cloudy heights as it is now, and the majority of voters lived in their own houses. Then, as the city grew, instead of building new houses at the hell on the rocks began to adjust to the already existing, but the paths from the street to the house remained, and so that the guest did not accidentally break into the roof, it was necessary to indicate: "House is this, second entrance." Then the streets climbed to the houses, and the word remained.

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