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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2736
 18.03.2008
I work in a defense company. Until now, some secret tasks are rotating on SM. A security specialist - a grandfather about 70 years old - comes and checks the presence of seals, etc. Takes an e/m coil with data, exhausts it, gets a lump, looks into the tape for a long time and gives out in full seriousness: "Bl...! They know how to encrypt now!" He puts a coil on the shelf and leaves.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2735
 18.03.2008
I have such a hobby - to collect frogs... sweaters all kinds, statuettes, in general everything that is connected with a frog...So here - I have such a statuette because of a frog standing next to the thermometer... Until some point it seemed that it was completely incorrectly showing the temperature and to check this I decided to plug it in the refrigerator... Well, the obvious thing forgot about it at all... In the morning I hear a wild popin scream from the kitchen: "So what hnia, and here they are already!!and "

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2734
 18.03.2008
Okay, what about the password?
We’ll invent a joke!
xxx the eggs?
[YYY] is not
xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
xxx the eggs?
[YYY] is not
[xxx] You go, he doesn't go all - I've already figured out - let's go yourself

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2733
 18.03.2008
True love makes men do deeds, and unforgiving love makes men do deeds.

The stupid.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2732
 18.03.2008
I still work as a travel narcologist. A new episode

An infinite alcoholic saga.

At the next call, relatives lead to the patient and hurry away.

The battlefield, mystically dissolving in a heavy cloud. and I s

Sick one by one. The first meeting with the patient is sacred.

The moment. It’s like recruiting – everything is decided by the first words, the first

The look. If you show uncertainty - all, he doesn't believe you and maximum

what can be counted on - to perform the role of a pocketologist - that is,

Wash and wash quickly. Therefore I burn him, sick, with a glance,

With all the unbroken malicious interface, the ashes of the broken psyche. and not

giving to wake up - a tonometer, alcoholometer, glucometer, cardiograph. Technically

He blows before Ivan Ivanovich. Oh, it’s a pity that there is no bubble – or

He jumped around the bed. I am trying to collect an anamnese - something.

Unreasonably sneezing, well, it doesn’t matter – the most important thing I’ve already learned.

My wife washed her hands. And here’s the moment of catarsis – I’m stuck – in Vienna. U is

patient's relief in the eyes - all, now it can be taken warm! and

I went psychotherapy. I feel like I am smarter in strike. and acetaldehyde,

transaminases, co-dependence, tolerance, somehow attached

the hematoencephal barrier... And I immediately give to the need for coding,

The Ship. If not - stroke, cirrhosis, paraplegia. In the words of w.

The man’s eyes are a real fear. I am definitely on a horse today.

I see that he will soon fall asleep – I ask, “Well, let’s code?”

Frightened convulsive kiwok in response and Ivan Ivanovich goes into sweet

The phenazepam dream. I am pleased, rubbing the sweat. Feeling changes in

The pulse of the local ether materializes relatives. Finished

With a sense of duty I communicate: everything is OK, Ivan Ivanovich

I agreed to coding. My wife has horror in her eyes, my mother is baptized against me,

Fuck the fuck. Doctor, what about you? What is it?

He is a deaf!

P.S Five days later, Ivan Ivanovich coded himself - he does not drink for the second year.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №2731
 18.03.2008
Do you have a dream?

was was.

And now?

And now I have you.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2730
 18.03.2008
Watching the channel "Culture"
important such transmission about Russian advanced nanoscientists.
Praised the presidential program of nanofication.
Here is a quote from a prominent nanoscientist’s speech:
With the help of nanotechnology, we have achieved an unprecedented effect! Imagine, if you take several layers of ferromagnetic nanoparticles and non-magnetic material alternating, magnetic, non-magnetic, magnetic again, etc., here are such thin nanoparticles to assemble, then this design will change the electrical resistance under the influence of the magnetic field. This contradicts all known theories!"
Ura to! Russian scientists finally discovered how a magnetic-resistant head works in their computers!
Congratulations to Putin!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №2729
 17.03.2008
I have a friend of a metal artist who has heard the song of the Burzum group in the book market. I did not believe my ears.
Someone was spinning a circle.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №2728
 17.03.2008
XXX: Is there anyone here?
YYY: I am here
xxx is one?
Yyy: No, his son Thor!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №2727
 17.03.2008
The song!! We had a new employee, a girl. She turned off the inet, I gave her body number and said, call the admin. she called, she was answered that they would consider her application.. she sits she means, fills the documents from the hand, sees that the mouse on the screen starts to move... opens "push" she takes the mouse in her hands and closes everything. And so several times at some point, however, the admin managed to get in and open the notebook.. he starts printing her, she decides that her mouse went crazy - it closes everything. The administrator opens the notebook again and starts printing, the girl turned out to be ingenious - removes the notebook! In short, the admin managed to open the word where he explains that he is an admin.. and asks for the user's defects... but our beauty does not give up she asks a crazy question: and how will you prove that you are an admin? Why should I give you all the passwords?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2726
 17.03.2008
He was a full shit.
She is like a fucking fuck when a lady is talking fucking

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2725
 17.03.2008
DJ Zander
What do you say about drinking?? to

Anarchy
Who is talking? O_O

DJ Zander
The Stars

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №2724
 17.03.2008
and Narg:

She: Tell Cunilingus
See also: Cunilingus
The boy said, the boy did.

I have already 4 girls sent this quote to O_o

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2723
 17.03.2008
from Asha (at work)
1: Though his hammer fucking, he still reads the tower. and e
2: no... I do not sit... no hope of a small settler

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2722
 17.03.2008
Urukhai777: the captain is obviously an iplan!

The meaning of the quote is that Urukhai777 is not delighted with Captain Evidence’s explanations, considers them uninteresting, and also somewhat doubts the captain’s mental abilities. So is!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2721
 17.03.2008
The textbook has been dropped, learnt, come and give up.

Student: Sps, I will run as I learn. Really, I doubt that I will learn... well, if I put something in my blonde butt - I will jump on the wings!))


Prepod: You will jump on the wings... (trembling at the sight of such a cruel and psychedelic picture) yea, you, a bitch, almost Picasso... and have not tried to fly on the kidneys?? to
I hope for a successful lawsuit "bulling in the blonde shoulder" material and I look forward to the resumption with interest and interest

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2720
 17.03.2008
and H4U! (15:49:04 14/03/2008)
If it is the first thing you think of when you wake up, the only thing you think of when you wake up, and the last thing you think of before you go to sleep, is it really special?


Wedding of the Day (15:50:01 14/03/2008)
So either you’re in love or she owes you a lot of money :)))))))))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2719
 17.03.2008
I went to Melsosoft entirely. Today I was transferred to the IE 6 page of melsoft and said that as my screw passed authenticity check, I was recommended to download IE 7. The list of his merits

The problem is that I am on Ubuntu 7.10 right now.
To say that I am an officer is to say nothing.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2718
 17.03.2008
Today is Captain Evidence’s birthday! Congratulations to you, Cap, from Vladivostok.
A traveling wind always and seven feet under the roof!

Yes, I’m also in favour of the captain swimming seven feet under the keylogger.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №2717
 17.03.2008
1 is stupid!
2: I am stupid!
Don’t raise the register on me, woman!

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