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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №112010
 12.04.2015
Here is my story. I live so far away that every time I get home, I need to say “Heidel, open the Rainbow Bridge!”

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №112009
 12.04.2015
What if the crane didn’t come? Wait until the winner? that is. Shorten the construction time? This is correctly done proof that instead of the Russians Uzbek older left
and *******
Fuck... And the man didn’t write in Russian, that another job, which also needs to be done by doping was? And you could first do it, and then look at the circumstances, what was there with the crane. In fact, it turned out that people suffered half a day of unnecessary hernia, the crane did this job in a few minutes, and the work that was to be done did not.

If the crane did not come... And if they had to raise the concrete plates, and the crane did not come, would they also raise them? If you plan work, based on the abstract "if", you will fit in time and generally do something normal.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112008
 12.04.2015
Kora> Need to fuck old connections
Kora> *shake up

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №112007
 12.04.2015
Did you go to Sakhalin? How did you get into this sapphire???? to
and Sapporo. It was simple – I was lost! Japan is the same Sakhalin, but they don’t know about it yet.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №112006
 12.04.2015
Nikita Hamilkov and Andrei Chakonlovsky somehow envyed Pushkin that he was our all, and also wanted to become literally our all, but for some reason in a different way and not without their own benefit.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №112005
 12.04.2015
Sergey
I heard that a man lived O_o

Victorian
In the sense? Which?

Sergey
Everyone talks in the morning.

Victorian
Where is?

Sergey
1982 years ago
As in Jerusalem.

Victorian
There is nothing on the internet.

Sergey
Christ has risen.

Victorian
stupidly

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №112004
 12.04.2015
The child was given a set of a young hairdresser, and the next day our Siberian cat turned into a sfinx.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №112003
 12.04.2015
I have two news for you: good and bad. Which to start?
Go with a good
Christ has risen!
He is indeed resurrected. And the bad?
The sergeant did not do so.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112002
 12.04.2015
News on the famous blue site with mail:
Scientists have learned how to stop light.
...
The commentary:
If they had stopped the earth, many would have left.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №112001
 12.04.2015
by Nudaku:

Where did those people go who wrote and made the website humorous?
-----------

Tell me, you will get there too.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №112000
 12.04.2015
Fucking Google, where you dude to the day of cosmonautics, you bourgeois fucking

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №111999
 12.04.2015
So, at first they started fighting for copyright, I don’t know how much they managed to cut. Now give them a billion from the budget. Such a feeling that the boys got on the grandmothers and are now feverishly looking for a baby to pay...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №111998
 12.04.2015
Has Gagarin flown?
He really flew!

Happy day of Paschal!
and :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111997
 12.04.2015
Found in two:
In the morning the bell ring, in the evening they greet the glory of space. I love this country very much.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №111996
 12.04.2015
Lomonosov also believed in God. Soul... Easter celebration... Soviet times... Scientists must study...

— — — —

There are people (there are a lot of them)
Whose lives are given to him,
To disprove the idea of God
Our service to Him.
Erz Guberman

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №111995
 12.04.2015
Discussion of the new Russian tank T-14 "Armata":

The AAA:
Interface tank for two.

The BBB:
by Three

The CCC:
Here is! and survived!
One tank for three!
What next? One bomber on four? One BMP on ten? One ship for 200 people.? to
ruined the country.

The DDD:
What is there. Automates are not enough for everyone, you have to give out machine guns and sniper rifles! ((( "Propelled polymers!" (TM)

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №111994
 12.04.2015
I wonder how people have different views. We sit, look at pictures of the baby in visits to friends on plasma. Here is a picture of a child. In the shit, everything - the child, the diapers, the bed, someone from the parents, the surrounding space. All the guests look at the poster, and the parents smile: "It's he didn't crack at us for three days, and then crack! " Better photos of food in Instagram.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №111993
 12.04.2015
Online chat games:
Ork: Sec, my clothes are washed.
and my disguise)
Orc: I hope you have a bed, not a lower bed.
What if it is below?
Ork: So then you wash again...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №111992
 12.04.2015
In Novosibirsk, after the scandal with Tangier, the Ura-patriots are now called gay Slavs.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №111991
 12.04.2015
X: And the circus is gone.
X: (A few minutes later, fun).... but not all!

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