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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2716
 17.03.2008
Anna: What else is it? I was talking about a way to get me to sleep.
I may have been a cat in my past life.
I am an elephant.
Anna: Why is it?
How do I know ?
Anka: Well, I say that I was a cat because I love the grace, I love when the hair grows, the ear itches.
Cats also love.
I: I love it too. When they sneeze behind the ear. Elephants love it.
I also scratch and bite.
Sometimes
I’m going to go with the hood ?
Annie: Yes
? to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2715
 17.03.2008
A dialogue on Friday night:
DarkLion
The sun shines, the streams run
Girls on the benches waiting.

Irina
And then next?

DarkLion
Emmy...

DarkLion
But the girls in the shoes are still walking.
The sun is not hot enough :(

DarkLion
As it is. :D

Irina
KLEVA

DarkLion
I will never wash the cup. I like the effect.

DarkLion
I look at the stand - the chickens shine brightly
But the sweetest breasts are not in the white.

DarkLion
Oh! WOW! Trubash edishn will be like this:
March is here, spring is here. Summer is close.
And not to work for me – I’m riding a pipi!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №2714
 17.03.2008
You are my admin, right?
Speaking to the Strauss: Yes. What, does nothing work?
Yes, no, it is already working...

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №2713
 17.03.2008
Disease can be cured – ven. No to disease.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2712
 17.03.2008
History of Elections. I am not an Estonian – I was just lazy to write.

I met my neighbor on March 2 in the evening on the staircase.

I said goodbye, “Have you voted?” He is so pleasant to me—

“I have not been in elections for 20 years.” I am the “Principle.” My neighbor is strange.

He looked, breathed and said, “Come in!”

They went to the kitchen, he got a cognac, ate and told.

I worked as a supplier in the 1980s. Like in a comedy with easy

by ferry", received a direction somewhere to the Urals - travel - on the train

Moscow-Vladivostok is no longer there. In the morning, he went to the shop.

The station is at 4 hours. Here are the members coming in.

Election Commission with a portable urna. Today’s election, and

Give me your passport. He was able to fill the bucket. Galactic

It is not difficult to put.

But in the urn he could not put it.

He put his passport there.

All the trends.

Everyone knows when and where the urns are opened. Supplier without passport

No one needs authority either.



Neighbor says that almost a year after that he did not drink - and hear about elections

can not.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2711
 17.03.2008
The Armenian Radio:

Can you suggest an effective way to fight?

Increase in the number of officials?

Use the experience of the Catholic Church.

Meaning is?

To introduce the unmarriage of officials: to prohibit them from creating families and

The children!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2710
 17.03.2008
Stripes (15:35:32 14/03/2008)
If the Big Mac was not in the refrigerator for 3 days, it would be spoiled.

Antonello (15:35:39 14/03/2008)
Eat it

Stripes (15:35:43 14/03/2008)
Okay))

Antonello (15:35:54 14/03/2008)
by Big Mac Hole

Antonello (15:36:11 14/03/2008)
Polystyrene is not a portion

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №2709
 17.03.2008
XXX: The Week at Work
XXX: I walk through the office by the manager's comp
XXX: there casper will look at the whole shop
XXX: The Trojan
XXX: It's okay, but I have a name - Trojan
YYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2708
 17.03.2008
NneoN
Size: 5369728 bytes
Header found at: 2294 bytes
Encoder Delay: 576, Zero Padding: 1920
Length: 212 seconds
MPEG-1 layer 3
202kbit (VBR), 8128 frames
44100Hz Joint Stereo
CRCs: No, Copyrighted: No
Original: Yes, Emphasis: None

NatCat
What is it?? to

NneoN
Current version: Guess the melody))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2707
 17.03.2008
How long have I not drunk...
All of O_O
How long have I not drank at least a day?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2706
 17.03.2008
No, Sereg, Pokémon won’t bring you to good. I watched season 6 all night, and in the morning in the universe to the question of the teacher answered "Pica-Pica?"
The audience was down the table. Here is the pre...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №2705
 17.03.2008
What else will you say?

Dwayne Jones: Life is Damn

What is fun?

Davey Jones: Sometimes luck happens in this shit!

Meanwhile I drink tea!

It ruins the appetite.

Let’s talk about flowers.

Lucky: Let it go!

Davey Jones: So I was fucking in the club somehow.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2704
 17.03.2008
New condoms "Orbit", with a ribbed surface,
Carefully clean the mouth.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2703
 17.03.2008
In the morning, under the blanket to wake his wife with the words: "mur-mur". In response (please so): "you are my murlo" ))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2702
 17.03.2008
XXX is
Where to find Intel Inside
I'll stand for the label.

YYY
Is this a jewel?

XXX is
I have wooden bills hanging in the office, they already have a sticker on them "Recommended by the Ministry of Finance", I thought it should be available and the attribute of computing power

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2701
 17.03.2008
Agnessa

You know, my mom always told me how to treat men: feed, drink, let go.

nicotine

The last word missed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2700
 17.03.2008
She: Hear, and that we are all about sex and about sex, who are you suffering for?
It is O_O

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №2699
 17.03.2008
Q: Do you touch your breasts?
and of course))
M: I respect it. I don’t know any girl who has been so honest.
It depends on the size of the breast. and directly. So I am a monster.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №2698
 17.03.2008
“Nita,” I like it in general.
Minimum subscription period - 2 months
Maximum period of subscription - 2 months
The magazine comes out once every two months.
“Nita” are they mocking?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2697
 17.03.2008
My child is in first class.
I’m going to pick him up tonight from the extension.
Suddenly the phone ringed, I had a melody of the “Star Wars robot whisper,” I spoke, I put the phone, I watch. Around me are eight first-class people with phones.
And all friends "Daddy give me this"

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