K to:
Interestingly, I am the only one who, when I see a quotation on the topic of errors, check the distance between the confused letters on the keyboard, and if they are far from each other, with the thought of "thinking" I put a minus?
You are not alone! A lot of us!
and make another button "Hide quotes about Ukraine" ;-)
Daddy and Daddy hang the lighthouse, you have to make the legs.
WOW why?
When asked if she would fall, the grandfather replied "Normal"
WOW : and?
He has already said his "Normal" twice in my memory. The first time I failed in the lawn in the winter together with the saucers, and in the second time its current shortened.
Welcome to Hello!
Rox: Ah, hello to you!
Half an hour of acquaintance.
What about work?!! to
RoX: Well I don’t know...I didn’t think so far
So far it is :(
Tagged: goodbye
RoX: O_o
Stupid blonde: So you’re not going?
The Blonde: Yahoo
RoX: O_O
The idiot: What does that mean?!! to
A child, 4 years old, learns to write in word. The cat-helper of the ward comes out and cries.Children: Go out, creature!! to
No more horrors.
I saw one man telling a crossword.
This word is -
"end" 4 letters, 2nd letter "o".
Written by: "Spring"
and omg.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Go to Nashville!
Tag: go yourself
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Veress (03:52:22 14/01/2009)
Show me all your passion, all your emotions and secret desires.
xxx (03:52:30 14/01/2009)
HY is
12:35:27) he: Vani has 12 apples
12:35:33) he: Petty has 8 apples
12:35:40) he: and Vas in the ass of salt
12:35:51) who was the last to flee from the colloquial garden?
(12:36:19) she is: Vanessa
12:36:28 And what is it?
(12:36:37) She: He has more apples
(12:36:44) he is: fucking
(12:36:46) she is : :-D
12:36:51) he: BASH is right
(12:37:03) he: asked the same question to the blonde, she answered the same - Vanya
12:37:12) he: also, the fox, because he has more apples
(12:37:13) she is a crazy
12:37:34) and what is the correct answer?
(12:37:43) he is: in you stupid
(12:37:47) he is: Vasya!!! to
(12:38:08) he: because his guard from a gun salt in the ass hit him
(12:38:09) she: *HAHA* because he has salt in his pop
(12:38:19) he is: pipet
12:38:40) he: It was meant - Do you know what makes a smart blonde different from a snowman?
(12:38:52) she is: No
12:38:55 What is it?
12:39:05) he: the fact that the snowman at least someone has seen
(12:39:21) she is: *SCRATCH*
(12:39:29) is she: and who?
(12:39:36) he is: fucking
Sss: Kate, it happens that all your dreams collapse, the beautiful disappears and you feel terrible??? Has a guy ever cheated on you?
The KKK: Yes. Fuck them both with a spade, stitch a lambada and go away. You are the best and that’s all.
Give me $700 in loan
YYY : go
I am going to go 😉
Tagged: go go go
Andrew Marcus (14:48:13 14/01/2009)
found a video
Andrew Marcus (14:48:17 14/01/2009)
Understand the iPhone
Andrew Marcus (14:48:19 14/01/2009)
Hole is
Andrew Marcus (14:48:25 14/01/2009)
I am looking for an iPhone.
Blonde :D
Yesterday, some thick lady from the morning called during the couple, the number was wrong, and Igor began to ask.
Blonde :D
I advised her to go to sleep and don’t zone me anymore.
Blonde :D
While she was calling all day, I even cut off the body. I got.
Blonde :D
and the next morning again, I thought to apologize decided... answered the call....
Blonde :D
And by the place of apologies I will know that I am a fool ended and that everything between us is ended =(
My wife and I sit behind the notes and play.
She has a missing appearance: favorite, and you want to be in the pop?
I have the same problem: I want.
Just take care, it will hurt you.
1 – What is new?
2 - Yes, I bought a notebook!
2 - And hell with it, with the note, now I have a bunch of poppy polyethylene!
One day my six-year-old son approached and said, “Life has no meaning.”
I ask: "Why?"
Answer: The teeth fell out...Who needs me now ("
To know how to cook does not mean to know how to cook, because the most difficult thing in cooking is to raise your ass from a chair and get to the kitchen.
Orange ©
Hora
I will answer)
Fig
I will not disturb you.
Yesterday I went to the pharmacy for a puddle to calm the nerves, saw the line, psychanula, spit, left. A closed circle works.
British scientists have that people who frequently drink coffee and caffeinated drinks are three times more likely to hear voices of people who are not present and see hallucinations.
Toporkov Vladimir from Vladivostok experimentally established that people who drink beer, vodka, and other alcohol-containing beverages see hallucinations more often and are actively involved in them!