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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №47552
 17.05.2011
The Eurovision discussion.
It was necessary to first block the gas to the CIS countries, and then go to the contest!

[ + 134 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47551
 17.05.2011
I read it yesterday =)

“Karoch, we spilled a new Yaga at work tonight. Jaguar Gold is called. Orange-red went into a yellow bank with a bloody inscription.
This shit contains orange juice (and natural), resulting in the smell of berry + the smell of citrus))) As in the usual berry 3 dyes and 3 flavourings + a shock dose of caffeine and taurine. I didn’t take the risk of trying it, although I should have tasted it.)
Our laboratory is already in the shower: after the alcohol was taken away (the classical blat method, because in the blatant columns he, the fox, foams like a rabbit), we received 2 muddy liquids, which can not be filtered. The filters are running out!! And at the end of the shift, they found that the glass dish is dumb not washed away from this ugliness!!! Now, shit, the glasses in the lab are not colorless glasses, but orange glasses (
And the most disgusting thing is that yesterday we increased the plan on this hole and tonight we will have to cast that hole again!

How is it put on the market? Mother of Russia.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №47550
 17.05.2011
HellMonster: It is love
CNT: This is shit.
Hellmonster: the same thing

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47549
 17.05.2011
Why just go under the shower, when you start to hear that the cell phone is ringing in the apartment or the door is ringing, someone is talking, throwing, although no one is at home except you? O_O

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №47548
 17.05.2011
xxx: ahaha, clove soup filled with file)
yyy: it's not a file))) file is to sleep on the key and pour it with saliva))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №47547
 17.05.2011
The task of the programmer is to magnetize the disk in the right places.

c) pennanth

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №47546
 16.05.2011
Russia is like Venice. Only there are channels and gondolas, and we have roads and gondolas.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №47545
 16.05.2011
It feels like people in Europe vote for Eurovision on this principle "Where would you go next year??" and here’s just "Oooh we haven’t been to Azerbaijan yet!!and "

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47544
 16.05.2011
Women’s Forum on Oral Sex. The main question: Do you sperm out during oral sex?
The women’s answers:
I know a few women who have cured gastritis in this way, but it’s from their words. Maybe they swallowed the pills before having sex.
I always swallow, it is delicious and useful (pure protein). I like to make facial masks. The skin becomes bright and delicate!
3)I think he especially likes it - I also enjoy, once there was a complex on this topic, but once I decided - you can't think of more pleasure! is delicious? Probably not, his tongue and throat are silent from his sperm.
4) I splash out baby I don't love her taste, he is upset but I can't swallow then than not drink, and the taste in the mouth remains baby baby
5) Fu... and I am physically unable to swallow... Even if I close my eyes – the fantasy brightly paints the slippery, warm mesiv, crawling through my mouth through the esophagus into my stomach... Something like a sun-smelted medusa...
6) girls, I once got this thing in the eye - I thought I would be blind...
The eye was red a day later.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №47543
 16.05.2011
We stand and smoke. A man passes by. Appropriate, well dressed, looking around the side. Approach to us.
Is it morning or day?
Tonight my uncle.
Surprisingly sad... Oh my father!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №47542
 16.05.2011
Q: What prevents a bad dancer?
A: Eggs of a bad dancer.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №47541
 16.05.2011
It is the 16th place at Eurovision. But a simple, unknown Russian man came to Germany for the state account!

WOW: is it simple?
The Russian?
A man?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №47540
 16.05.2011
She: You are fine, but a sober head is even better. I will go.
He changed me to a sober head.
She: I go to church tomorrow morning and then lie on the beach.)
He: You have plans like a drug baron.)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47539
 16.05.2011
xxx: I met a girl who at her 19s is not in her age.
yyy: what an original insult))
xxx is wise :)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47538
 16.05.2011
bull (23:14:58 15/05/2011)
It is crazy. Advertising: New Always with a stylish pattern...
Amelie (23:15:10 15/05/2011)
Lol, that’s so important ?
boulder (23:15:11 15/05/2011)
All my life I have dreamed of paintings.
Amelie (23:15:27 15/05/2011)
I would say hello kitty :)
boulder (23:15:31 15/05/2011)
I think Disney characters should be printed there.
Amelie (23:15:46 15/05/2011)
Represented *
Amelie (23:15:56 15/05/2011)
You don’t think it’s a bit of a bitch ?
boulder (23:16:10 15/05/2011)
Or more, you know such, limited edishn: supermountains, or there from the supernatural. The blood of the devil!!!! to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №47537
 16.05.2011
Playing with the Akinator:
Is your character a man? I do not know
Is your character an animal? I do not know
Are you a Mongol character?? to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47536
 16.05.2011
My grandson is a student, 4 course. I call my mother in another city.
Hello Mom, how is your health?
- Son, the inter-city is dear, so tell me right away how much to send?

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №47535
 16.05.2011
Enzo: Pessets... He did not develop and repair anything, he built a single super-robot, and in order to improve it, he sold all the fortifications of his base, all the cannons of the machine guns and so on. There is my naked base and one super robot (improved). I took a break and went to smoke and eat. I go back and see my super-robot standing in the ruins of the enemy base and the inscription "you win!" Now I think, I didn't put on a break anyway, but the super robot was so great that I took off the break myself.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47534
 16.05.2011
YYY: Lawyers-car enthusiasts - I hope to hear the opinion that the PDD should give way to machines only if they have operating light and sound special signals and a special color marking. Thus e. According to the law, black graces with lighthouses do not have to give in. So is?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №47533
 16.05.2011
*Zergus changed status to "I love you..."
The status should be simple and brilliant.
I have to express a finished thought.
Take an example from me!
*Lexy changed status to "Fruit "Fruit "

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