I read the news on the local website, the topic: "Siberian deputies outraged the postponement of “Good night, kids!”"
The first stone: Shame! Give back your favourite program!

Isaiah 03.04.07 - 19:04
Let us meet!?...

Alexis 24.05.12 - 11:21
Better late than never. Go to! and :)

The method of knitting and spinach is especially good when a person knows that in the event of something he and the spinach can fuck.

There was a commercial offer today. One of the items: "Our company employs qualified employees with more than 10 days of experience". But honestly...

From the discussion of revenue from websites with online tests on RSDN:

XXX: I’ve always wondered how much profit such a site brings.

YYY: I worked in Miami for a company that creates such websites. The database contained thousands of similar sites, thousands of domain names, hundreds of registered corporations for dismantling legal claims. Annual profit of $200 million in the year. The staff is about 200 people plus about 100-200 remote employees. The company exists for 3 years. The information collected about users was used for the company’s own marketing purposes and sold to thousands of subscribers. One thought on “Are you a diabetic?” So the time between the answer to this question and the call from the operator with the offer to buy medicines for diabetics, did not exceed a few minutes.

You can’t predict anything at all (Hismeto)

The third friend, seeing this thing, joyfully rushed to the jinn, but stumbled at the stone and cried out in his hearts, "Derm!" When I see what kind of guys are chosen by cute young ladies, the question arises... girls, have you not stumbled on the stone?

The guys! If you look at what girlfriends (a complete lack of brain, conscience and at least any moral foundations, the manners of market trading, and about appearance and habits it is better to be silent in general) some of you choose, then you can think that those some, stumbling, used a more popular Russian word.

Listen I noticed this trend when I am at work, advertising Yandex offers English courses, training, etc. And when I’m at home, there’s all kinds of sex shops.
WOW: Don’t tell anyone about it anymore.

Interestingly, did the Minister of Education and you hear these words?
You understand that the knowledge of an engineer is now required of the modern worker. He must be able to think with the calculation of an economist. And for this it is necessary to learn." (c) A big change

Call the Audi dealer.
Client: "I can’t remove the front headsets, no buttons, nothing. I’ve been trying to remove it for half an hour. Please help"
Master: " Press the button under the cover and push it up"
The client clarifies where to go several times, the master, irritated, explains again and again.
The client, apparently, hears that the master is boiling: "I'm sorry for the boredom, but I weigh 105kg and I'm a former wrestling master. I need to know exactly where to press, or the chair is already suspiciously screaming...."

and :)

Worms 3D / Worms 3D [RePack]

At work, a woman travelled to Turkey and bought a shirt there. As the Arabs told her, from the Cheshire cat, to chew. Now he boasts. To my question: What is a smile guide? The rest are pulling >_<

8 Series of Game of Thrones
I'm starting my Game of Thrones now.
See also: Session
xxx: House "Decanate" declared war on the home "students". Home "Teachers "as long as waiting to choose one of the parties. Home "dining " and "buffet" just make money from the war of other homes.
XHH: is it like that?

I thought this: if you kill a killer, the number of killers will not change.

Kill a few, it will change.

In no movie with Johnny Depp Johnny Depp is like Johnny Depp.

I was a shit.
Congratulations, but I guessed.
I am around home! O-Lo at home! to

I: I need sex, I am a man! Do I have to do onanism or can a prostitute be filmed?

Wife: Take care of onanism

A new girl?
HP: Yes
HP: Guy, she is 19 years old, she is 92 years younger than me by 6 years. She is even younger than my brother.
Admiral: Boy, she’s even younger than my first bike.

Our friend (appearing to be a very intelligent man), having lived to the age of 35, seriously thought that birds reproduce with keys!!! to
On the same topic: one acquaintance, who was also 30 years old, was absolutely sure that the turtles come out of the cage at night and so multiply, and then come back!! to

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