Barnauley is the capital of Altai honey!!!! to

If you give a student a course topic, you can understand who he is: a historian, a mathematician or an ornithologist.

When you are trying to download a run control app on your phone, and you are, first of all, offered to download "Run, cow, run" from the list of possible - it is, you know, offensive.

What compliment to a girl?
What is the name of the girl?
Theme: Olesya
Say that if you were a transgender, you would have taken the same name.

A dispute with the tracker about the heating of columns and headphones and the "warm lamp sound".

xxx - and I heat my equipment on a central heating battery. Every night I put headphones on the battery for the player, in the morning when you go to the subway - the sound is so warm... heats up even in the fierce frost, the house is immediately remembered. And when I want to listen to the lamp amplifier for the headphones, I warm it on the battery for five days before listening. I specially placed my rubber columns close to the batteries so that they were always warm with me. I like the warm sound. When it is very cold in the house and the battery does not help, I direct the wind heater to the equipment while listening.
I completely forgot - all the CDs I have dissolved on the battery cracks. I have the warmest sound. here
YYY is 5 days. My oven is done in half an hour!!! to

Those who woke up were half the audience. And she talked about reading Dante’s Divine Comedy, not what everyone thought. And I was just enthralled by the interest of studying... I woke up in vain...

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Sleep on, then in the resume such sheep will write: "Optical PC user, Office Excel"

Now the soldiers in the army are doing repairs, rowing cotton under the foundations, etc., and then there will be war, it will be necessary to force the river - they will send a squadron of caponers to do it, etc., and in the morning they will come, and there the entire shore of the villages is built.

Types of female cowards:
Best of all without cowards 😉
yyy: not true, if immediately without cowards then interest disappears... the secret must remain)
Zzzz: Yes, there’s a shit there.

From the comments to the video about gravitational anomaly:

XHH: I had a similar graviocentrate in my childhood. It was hard to get to school. I pushed back. And backwards nothing. I think there is a mine under it.

How did you deal with your wives and decrees?

Crash in Kiev: Soviet tank T-34 crashed the Opel Vectra.

"Since real hardware consists only of the components described in chapter 3, theoretically, after reading this chapter, the reader will be able to go to the store, buy a bunch of transistors and construct a Java virtual machine for whole numbers. Those who successfully complete this task will be granted an additional credit (as well as a complete psychiatric examination).

E. Tanenbaum, The Architecture of the Computer

Fingers are fisting!
I did makeup the other day. I did not notice how a drop of glue fell on my finger and decided to crawl in my nose.

From the book on conquering men’s hearts: “Look in the mirror.” We have two ears and one mouth. This is
Mother Nature’s hint that we should listen more than speak.
UUU: :-D)))) and you can't see the brain at all - it's a hint of what you don't need to think!

03:37:45 is real. I get up at six.
03:38:01 And you ask me to write a picture

Today I was openly and honestly asked the question that is at the heart of all stressful or conflicting situations with visitors. I knew Zen.

"Why don’t you answer me what I want to hear?"

c) Rickard

I watch a video on YouTube - 10 myths about animals.
The last myth is that on average, every dog eats six spiders a year while sleeping. I breathed with relief :)
After this, there was an explanation - due to the fact that spiders really like wet places and a lot of people sleep with their mouths open, this number is likely to be an order higher.
to fucking.

I have a black butterfly in my room.
xxx: size of small American drone
XXX: He has a skull on his back
XXX: He’s not going.
I think this is his room now.
XXX: He will live there.

Victor
Today I woke up at 9 a.m.... From the fact that the thief dropped the drainage pipe... The real thief... the drainage pipe... In Moscow...

XXX: Oh, this is a shit. Unfortunately, when Misha dropped her, she walked first, neither alive nor dead... and then walked into the cellar, right there she wore a three-liter bowl of cucumbers! She came out satisfied. After that, Misha did not remember.