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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №97073
 23.04.2014
2010th year, autumn.We, third-year students, organize an unofficial dedication to the first course of our department.We gathered them in the park and held a squad with all sorts of joke-add-on tasks.Then we occupied one of the alleys, where the benches stand, and started singing songs under the guitar. We were accompanied by our curator (musical school behind our shoulders: vocals, guitars, piano) Suddenly, a wedding procession with the bridegroom and the bride at the head rolls on our alley, and we do not stop singing, stretching our mouths in smiles to our ears.
I don’t believe in signs, though good, though bad, but sometimes I remember this case and it becomes interesting: how does that couple’s family life go?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97072
 23.04.2014
Tagged: fucking
Tag: cat work
xxh: the second week we describe every fig

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97071
 22.04.2014
Beautiful from Habbri.

Did I write a statement?
- wrote
Did I recall him?
recalled
Where is the statement?
You have already been fired.

A three-year-old boy who blinded a rectangular sand "couch" suddenly violated 15 Apple patents for himself.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97070
 22.04.2014
here here :
What is wrong with me? When I ask for money in debt, I feel like a beggar, and when I refuse to borrow, I feel like a mess.

Congratulations, you are one of the few good people.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97069
 22.04.2014
DerArto: “Oh, everything!” is the magic spell every woman pronounces when you prove to her that she’s wrong.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №97068
 22.04.2014
I list old news, I come across a curious title: "...in the course of the air force exercises for the first time, the landing and deployment of an aeromobile field Orthodox temple was carried out";.
And one of the first comments to her is simply invaluable.
> "Can he resurrect the units?"

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97067
 22.04.2014
This is:

What is wrong with me? When I ask for money in debt, I feel like a beggar, and when I refuse to borrow, I feel like a mess.

____________

Everything with you as it should be! In the first case pride, in the second conscience. The qualities that are increasingly rare, unfortunately...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97066
 22.04.2014
Discovery advertisers are smiling!

Cutting on the construction of a steep skyscraper in the center of London, the speaker is ridding about the "newest ambitious engineering solutions"... And in the frame, Malaysian Jamsut folds a balcony with a column method "to bend the curved ear with a cuvalda"...

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97065
 22.04.2014
Finally learn: writing "android" is the same as writing "winned". Players are fucking.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97064
 22.04.2014
Korjik: Is God here?
ADMIN: There is no God here.
Korjik: How is it? God is everywhere!! to
God: Sorry, I am late.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №97063
 22.04.2014
But at one time I was surprised that our largest planet was named in honor of a motorcycle.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97062
 22.04.2014
I used to work at our local museum. A free minute was given, I decided to sit down - I found a free chair in the exhibition hall, I sit, I look at the booklet for this exhibition. A visitor walks through the hall, looking at the paintings. She came closer to me. I turned the page - it was like a whirlwind: "Oh! So you are alive! And I thought - an exhibition!" As it turned out later, before that there was an exhibition of wax figures in this hall.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97061
 22.04.2014
You see Hamam – Naahami him!
If you see a thief, steal from him.
You see the pederast, fuck him in the ass!
This is how they reproduce.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97060
 22.04.2014
Chat in corporate mail:
A: Good morning dear colleagues! If again, someone will close the exit of my car (VW Tuareg) from corporate parking - beware
B: Solidary, a week ago there was exactly the same unpleasant incident - because of a comrade on the board kia hit hour could not leave.
Q: And if somebody else MOVES my car again (Blue Oka slightly overturned) then be careful at all!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97059
 22.04.2014
From the Fire:

The job of a taxi driver is very similar to sex.
The process is pleasant in itself.
The moment of getting money is similar to orgasm.
Go look for someone with whom.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №97058
 22.04.2014
I add :
Discovery advertisers are smiling!
Cutting on the construction of a steep skyscraper in the center of London, the speaker is ridding about the "newest ambitious engineering solutions"... And in the frame, Malaysian Jamsut folds a balcony with a column method "to bend the curved ear with a cuvalda"...
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Here's how you look at some air force broadcast, and everything is so interesting, and so much new.... and then the speaker issues "steel is a mineral that is mined in the earth", you break your face with your palm, and the thought begins to steal that in the rest you are also fucked up... ((

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97057
 22.04.2014
Read in online chat toys:
"On the Holy Feast, I will not foot a sword!"

Take off the toy. I am so prone to misanthropy, there is no need to aggravate.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97056
 22.04.2014
xxx: Ra came angry mommy now, started rushing that we sold her a fake antivirus
xxx: We first asked O_O, then asked to prove, well, she says that she still has viruses, because. her son was looking for information for the report, and he accidentally established the game of Dota,

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97055
 22.04.2014
Vezeka: There has been an interesting situation.
I am in St. Petersburg. I connect to a client in Yakutia, 5 minutes after the start of the connection with the client EVERY CITY disappears the internet for several hours. It has been repeated three times... The customer claims that "usually everything works without interruptions".
The question is theoretical. Can a Teamviewer connection rob the internet channel across the city?
Or is it just a silly coincidence repeated three times?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97054
 22.04.2014
VK, a photograph signed as "1954", Nikita Khrushchev observes the laying of a stone bridge on Kirov Street (now Gruševsky, Kiev).

Kament: "Melo of what the Crimea gave, as well as ammunition for the Maidanuts obtained in advance"

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