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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13715
 16.01.2009
Not the "Bible" but the "Bible"
Do you, deep-believers, also write the word God’s cow with a large letter?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13714
 16.01.2009
On the third day, the neighbor made a small repair and drilled the wall.
After a while, the hellish storm of the perforator appeared in my corridor.

Yesterday, the neighbors upstairs had pipes.
A large corridor has been flooded.

I fell asleep from excessive emotions at 23:00.
Today I am waiting for news from below – maybe the lighthouse will be hanged by the way of a submerge.
by oper.ru

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №13713
 16.01.2009
xxh:Let me shake in the agent opened 3 windows in the 1st acquaintance offers to smoke, in the 2nd I am divorced for sex with three and in the 3rd we discuss with the same group theorem on high-matte....=))) I sit I think about every message for 5 minutes... I am afraid to confuse the windows)))

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...we are talking about you...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №13712
 16.01.2009
The pessimist does not see the light at the end of the tunnel, the optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

The impasse.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №13711
 16.01.2009
I returned home yesterday, and at the entrance, on the staircase, they stood

Four of the students. I don't know what it's called, rapper or something else.

- wide, down on the ass trousers, jackets blown for six sizes

More than necessary and some silly shoes. As he rose up

In the stairs, I heard them talk about the “shooter” and how they would “sweat.”

of a “Marcus.”

I reached the square between the floors, looked, and one was impressive.

such a castle, the second with a iron rod, the third with a cut of the pipe...

smoking, smoking, sweetening the whole floor, and also when I walked, I said,

What did you want, idiot, to get rid of?

Well, I think, I'll get up now, I'll tell my husband, and we'll see who else's going to go.

The torch will stumble. A neighbor from the fourth comes down.

A low, but very wide-armed man under a forty-year-old, three children. and

He fought and served in mint, and now he became a priest, released long

Her hair, her beard, she walks all in black, almost completely seated.

He heard these schoolgirls tell me, he went down to them. They

Calmed, they saw, probably, his puffy fists and a gray gray –

I thought he was an old metal player.

What is the meeting here, girls? Asked the neighbor. As a priest

He asked, whispering with his bass, from whom the candle lights oscillate, and

The glasses in the windows tremble.

They are silent, only the eyes shake.

Shut up the houses! to Mommy! Eat, multiply and sleep!



Oh how the boys shook! They abandoned their rails and fled. and neighbor

He breathed hard, crossed and said so quietly:

“Guide them, O Lord, on the way of the truth, and I will not put the belt on them.

They will remember for a lifetime! He went to church for himself.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №13710
 16.01.2009
The man won a lot of money. Friends are standing:

Fuck to yourself! How did you get into the box and win?

You know, I had a dream. Six of seven. I put on

Fourteen and I won.

It was six, seven, forty two.

Walk barefoot, as you are so literate.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №13709
 16.01.2009
KSU: I played this game!! 8D
It is about rabbits!Such terrible rabbits with three teeth...you must definitely play it!! to
I: Well what is the game?
KSU: There’s the main horse such a dog... well, or a cock.
I: Oh... a dog or a cock?
KSU: Well, in general, he is like a cow, so you sit on a picnic with green frogs, and suddenly they fall under the ground.
8D Poor Green Frogs?
KSU: Well, they are blue, but they look like frogs.
KSU: Electricity without blades
KSU: They are so nice :)
What about the game of rabbits?? to
KSU: Yes, you have to go through it!!!!!!!! to
I: Dada...I want to smoke this game ;D

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №13708
 16.01.2009
Best of all about the inhabited island said Vernik in the advertisement: I envy those who have not watched!

In fact, there is nothing to add.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13707
 16.01.2009
Kiara: I was like drinking pure alcohol, I thought water-clock x)
Buregon: Kiara> I drank technical... thought - water)
Azuki: and I chewed soap =_= and drank shampoo and knew it was soap and shampoo

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №13706
 16.01.2009
1: It is just nonsense.
How did you deal with your paddock!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13705
 16.01.2009
<Cats0k> My stomach hurts((
<Antidepressant> Poor...
<Anti-depressant> a piece of wool?
<Kitchen0k> The Pillow

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13704
 16.01.2009
She is?and 1:26):
When did you lose your virginity?
He is?and 1:26):
Somewhere at 15:30 in Moscow)))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13703
 16.01.2009
XXX: xs 1.6 play degenerates who have been ungrading their computer for 10 years))
YYY: Oh, you’ve loaded two abstracts of pallet at once, be prepared

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13702
 16.01.2009
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Throw the tree!
The last year? ?
Last year too!!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №13701
 15.01.2009
xxx: the first time I saw the metal botanist))))))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Where is?
XXX in the Universe. I was sitting in a culture before me.)
YYY: A... Was that peach in the T-shirt immortal?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Do you know him?
This is me, this is me!!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13700
 15.01.2009
I have a pitch...
Wife: What is it?
The castle on the width broke
My breadth is not attached.
You are a fucker, what can I say?
Wife: So why not shut up?
The dog has broken
Wife: clutches in the day, and clutches
husband: I sit at the meeting - I hear the choto in the area of the hue as if it was fresh - the hand dropped.... fucking
The dog is on one side.
I tried to dress, no one can do it.
You go home, tell me the fuck goes out.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №13699
 15.01.2009
I haven’t had sex for a long time, and you?
Troll: 2 days ago
You said you don’t have a girlfriend.
That was not the girl.
This is not my girlfriend!!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13698
 15.01.2009
Anya: I can’t restore the system and I still don’t have a long tracker... fucking you know what to do?
Anya: I’m not right...and everything lies terribly
CutControl: First download Kasper 6, I’ll give you the key
Anya: Okay, I will install the caspa then.. I have a panda already on the avast, Kasper ambassador. and NOD
CutControl: I seem to understand why it doesn’t work
Anya :?? to
CutControl: Waiting for Dr.Web and Norton to come with the bug xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13697
 15.01.2009
Svelte: Our students in the shelter told the Vietnamese that if they were to fry silk, our students would fry the Vietnamese :-)
VanTam: 0_o

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13696
 15.01.2009
Tanya (11:07:10 14/01/2009)
Andrew, the whole office is in shock from you.

Whisper (11:08:36 14/01/2009)
Naturally it is not right again.

Tanya (11:09:15 14/01/2009)
Not as you sign up.

Whisper (11:10:08 14/01/2009)
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