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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13695
 15.01.2009
<Annette> Well, how does Kiruh have her with Ksuchechka, not mature yet for a serious offer?and ;)
<SPAMep> It is wonderful! I invited you to meet yesterday!
<Annette> "Meet"?xDD My dear, so the current children small talk )) Years at 13 )))
<PayPal> (((
<Diam> Truth-truth, and by the age of 30 just rushed on the liked passenger with the scream "Fuck!" ;)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13694
 15.01.2009
From the Bubble Forum

System of prozhorlivaya? hahaha ny postav' gentoo)))
ууу: So and write: "Cyrillic in gentu does not work" :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13693
 15.01.2009
Every exam is a bit, but a bit. It will be scary at Matthew.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13692
 15.01.2009
All these charitable concerts for peace throughout the world, for the benefit of the poor and others are a complete mess.
xxx: we need to force porn to make defks instead of meaningless stones shout slogans like: "NO WAR, OOO!!!" or "The Liberated Tibet, AAAAAA!!and "
Within a couple of months of this innovation in the world would come peace and prosperity.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13691
 15.01.2009
<Legioner>: What’s new about you?
Steel_rat: Do you remember Artema Linux? Well you called him schizophrenic when I introduced you)))
<Legioner>: You will always remind me now? I have been learned that Linux is subtle matter, and that a simple mortal like me will never understand it! Should I come and apologize again???? to
Steel_rat: Wait until you apologize! That week he was taken somewhere... It turned out to be schizophrenia O_o

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13690
 15.01.2009
From the Auto Forum:

Lexter: Nine in price/quality is a great car! To its creation attached a hand even specialists from Porsche!
Tender: Oh, it’s a pity, but everyone else, as usual, applied the shit!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13689
 15.01.2009
The year 2006. World Championship in Football. Start of the broadcast of the match of the 1/4 final Ukraine-Italy. The national anthem of Ukraine is performed and the camera slips on the faces of the players. We sit with the whole family in front of the TV and our hearts are filled with pride. The wife says looking at the players: "Ears!". I clarify: "Socks!" A 5-year-old son looking at the screen with interest gives his verdict: "Dyatly!"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13688
 15.01.2009
Talk to your girlfriend:
She says: quit smoking!
I: I will grow and I will not be beautiful
Then do the sport!
I: I'm going to be going to be going.
Fuck with you chicken.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13687
 15.01.2009
R-Ser (00:11:24 14/01/2009)
In September, a lot of people

R-Ser (00:11:29 14/01/2009)
Do you know what it means?)

kamaz (00:11:37 14/01/2009)
NOA

R-Ser (00:11:53 14/01/2009)
Someone had a good time for the New Year.

R-Ser (00:11:53 14/01/2009)
xd

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13686
 15.01.2009
I put the anti-spam question 1 + 2 + 3 +... + 100 =?
All guests are divided into three categories:
c) The smart
b) hard work
c) The programmers

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13685
 15.01.2009
YYY: How did you blink with the light yesterday?
YYY: Sitting up a cage? :D
XXX: Aha
She said she was ready to break up with her life because of me.
YYY: ROFL
XXX is true!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Or the light? Are you chasing?
No, seriously, she said it was better to drown in the bathroom than to meet me!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13684
 15.01.2009
Day as day. I read Bach. I got a funny quote, and I laughed a little, went out to smoke in the entrance. The mood is good, I smoke and quietly chick, remembering the quote. The grandmothers at the entrance strangely touched me. In the poem...
In an hour the door rings. I open – menta, and next to them one of the entrance grandmothers. The dialogue:
Myth is he?
Grandma: Yeah he is! Smoking and Hichikal.
Myth: The young man. Please show the cigarettes you smoked.
And I was on the melli and the third day smoked whiteworm. And the situation was finally worsened by the fact that I began to ride on the floor and roast like a horse on a hemp field.
c) MaratMS

How did it end??? I die of curiosity.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13683
 15.01.2009
I realized that I would have an official boss already at the interview - when I saw him on the table in the scraper's department a well-proclaimed pipette!!!! x_x

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №13682
 15.01.2009
You have to be able to appear effectively and quietly disappear.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13681
 15.01.2009
Our general surname is Tsarev, and the underground name is natural.

The King. Before the New Year he gave us a naked salary (customers complaining about

difficult times did not translate the grandmother), however, promised later

to compensate.

And today, he gathers us all together (on the table of a pack of sweaters).

The envelope, and he says:

I’ve given you the bonuses before the NHG, you know why. I am my own

I hold my word, you get it now. So that you may know that you are my way, and I

I will never give you twice as much as I promised. I hope you are

Be careful and don’t leave me in difficult times.

For a few seconds, there was a stunned silence in the office, and here

At the end of the day, the trembling voice of our

Technical Engineer Yaris:

Lord, keep the king, keep the king, keep the king.

I wanted to catch up, but I couldn’t laugh.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №13680
 15.01.2009
To whom you do not go on the New Year's Eve, all tables are broken from the financial

The Crisis.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13679
 15.01.2009
And I would have opened champagne with my teeth today, if I knew that this would be the best.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13678
 15.01.2009
Alex(10:33:19 14/01/2009)
The happiness of the prey is noted and we have one girl in the group, and the prey of her speaks you straight in the raspberries, and she answers her, not in the banana!
@Zek@ (10:33:38 14/01/2009)
:D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13677
 15.01.2009
Foxtrot
The Night with Dima Bilan is worth $1 million

ClampGL
The elite prostitute, the bullet ))))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13676
 15.01.2009
Junonova: I will never forget today's trip to a Korean restaurant for a business lunch, when a loud "Myayaawowu" from the kitchen was spread in a semi-empty bar)))))

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