Three friends about the fourth assistant:
XHH: A unique case! The elves are friends with three trolls.

From Asha

XX: The director took on the discipline! He arrived at 10-15, and left at 17. Now said that the working day is strictly from nine to six. Not a man, but a cremator. Once he said, he will do it! He’s right in the office now.)

I have a program, I call the technical support, please help. And I’t think that I’m working in a bank, and a problem with the comp, but not. Question: What kind of car do you have? I replied: TOYOTA CALDINA... It’s been five years, and because of shame, I never called them again!

I sent the naked.
How is it? And she what? and :(
I have agreed :)

Comment on the video with the performance of "Buranov grandmothers" on YouTube: "A Balance from the oven will go out?"

The older brother married three times, all three times the wedding full-fledged!
Maybe he likes weddings? He would be a tamad and would earn, not spend.

xxx: come to me
YYY: very good
XXX: How is it?
yyy: business, well as business, I work without weekends and until 12.00 at night without premiums for one salary tired, I want to sleep and just rest at least 2 days.
Ask me where I am.
XXX Where am I?
YYY: O_o!

Creme, Fish and Green – what do these three words combine?
Yyy: These are all great Czech composers :-)

From IntoClassic.

by "Foxboy"

Force Major – formed from Force Major, means circumstance of force majeure.
Lord, I understand that the resource is entertaining, but we still try to be literate. If we do not save the Russian language, no one will save it for us.

Feahim (15:09:57 21/04/2012)
How is your sleep regime?

Ergo (15:41:53 21/04/2012)
My body has betrayed me.

Feahim (15:42:37 21/04/2012)
Shoot it!

Ergo (15:42:58 21/04/2012)
I have nothing else)

Feahim (15:43:46 21/04/2012)
Shoot another body in his eyes!

There are "Dark Shadows" The moment comes when the vampire comes out of his two-hundred-year captivity and enters America of the 1970s. Here he crosses the road and stops to better look at and feel the asphalt.
A girl in a few rows: flat asphalt! Look at the asphalt! Fuck, I am in shock too!

We are in the car with the child. The navigator works and a woman's well-set voice says: "After 100 meters turn there, after 200 meters turn there..." In one minute the child can't stand:
We know where to go, we know where to go!

I have this with the director all the time:

I: We need a new server, otherwise with increased load it will die!
He won’t die, he’s a server.

A month later... the server lies, shipment stands, customers are angry...
I: And I told you!
Damn you said Vasa! If you were right, we would buy a new server.

A clear pen! Need a new server? You fucking work! Is the old server dead? You work fucking! Can you support the business without financial investments? Do you need food at all?

Do you go to the school anniversary?
2: No, I will not be happy there, in the school of teachers only physruck loved me... So when the anniversary of physruck I will go, I will definitely go...

I watch the film, there was a nuclear explosion and a few people hid in the basement.
The little girl says “I want to get out of here” and begins to sneeze.
The chief man says to her mother – “I’ll calm her now” and says:
I know, sweet, but you can’t go there.
Why is?
Because your hair will fall out and your skin will fall off.
The child is in the wild.)

Today, while communicating in the ash, an update for the video card was installed in the background. While printing the message, I did not pay attention to how the window with the choice of the way of installation or unpacking fell to the forefront.
In general, now the wood for the video card I have lie in the folder "C:\Program Files\NVIDIA CorporationI also miss, come back soon"

We stumbled with one passenger in the kitchen, we both do not work, we smoke in the kitchen in the open window and discuss what to do with the work, because the passenger even aliments to pay for nothing, given the fact that the nurses discussed loudly.From the floor down there are girls' voices heard, in the grocery thought to meet the girls and tried to do this in the form of a scream "a girl and let's meet", the answer was a woman's laughter and a male voice who just said - to work make a macho.

News about how a 15-year-old drunk girl struck a 33-year-old man to death.
Comment: He was an afk...?

Send a fool for a Scotch - he will bring you a glue tape
The Scottish Proverb.

News in contact:
"Troitsk will become a zone of partial urbanization".

One of the first comments:
"We are forbidden to wear skins?"