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[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №2656
 15.03.2008
n1ke: and according to the news, about the fact that the woodsman somewhere, the hell you will understand what taiga, fell into a half-kilometre hole, and according to his stories, when he got out of the hole with the help of guns and skies which in turn stumbled into the walls over the course of the day, on the bottom of the hole there was a shit... what animal dug out this hole he could never guess...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2655
 15.03.2008
Q: What do you do in your free time?
She: nuu... my favorite class begins in "s" and ends also in "s", and only 4 letters))))
I can’t imagine what this is 😉
She is: Simms))))))))))))))))))))
He is a wicked (

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2654
 15.03.2008
Don’t be foolish, but don’t be foolish!! to
(The cry of the soul)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №2653
 15.03.2008
Ppc!salon of cellular communication: comes a young man, well dressed, phone smartphone...and asks, wash, I have my phone broken...detailing question:what happened...response:I call myself, and I am busy!He was answered that it was very serious, and sent to Lermontov28 (local psychic)... and he went!Within an hour he comes... screams, hysterics, the door hasn’t broken... the wash, where has it been sent... well, the sellers ask him, and why do you call?I want to check if I am online or not.! to

The Penny? Welcome to our...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №2652
 15.03.2008
Yesterday on TV.
Zyuganov: in Russia it is impossible to develop small business,
Everyone has to get on the foot!
Putin: I agree, that’s why we all need to sit down and think...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №2651
 15.03.2008
Selling a Loose Car. In the set of spare parts to the car: engine after repair, gearbox. There are no documents. It is necessary to replace high-voltage candles and wires, and replace the ignition lock. Who called me early, if interested call me again, I found it!!! to
by car.auto.ru

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2650
 15.03.2008
The other day was the following. I went out on the street, looked into the parliament package, one thing there. He smoked and threw it into the urn. Next to the urna there are two guys (I realized they work and go out to smoke). Then I met my girlfriend from the dog, brought home, she gave me a pack of parliament, I smoked it and threw it into the same urn next to which the same guys smoked. Then he shot the man a cigarette, his last, according to the tradition gave with a pack. The Parliament. I go to the urn, there are the two. Horom Three - Fail to yourself in the matrix!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2649
 15.03.2008
Silence
No, is that normal? Shhas decided to wash the dishes... turned on the water... the dishes was a mountain of this under the end of the soap already on the machine everything that was in the dishwasher and on it... But now tell me my favorite fools who put the dishes on the dishwasher? I realized that it was electric sausages when I thoroughly wiped them the back of the fairy... I can’t unfold Ryu...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2648
 15.03.2008
For half an hour I tried to understand why on one Linux forum everyone writes in transliteration. And already when I almost understood everything and solved the problem, I discovered that the forum is Polish.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №2647
 15.03.2008
In a society of equal opportunities, there is always a place to send a person.

Who finds no place for themselves.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2646
 15.03.2008
There is an unknown word in an English text today.

The idempotent.

In the context I understand the meaning, but let, I think, I look in the "language" of the

Anyway, I did not regret it. I cycle :



idempotent

1) Impotence

2) Impotent

3) Impotent element



• Completely primary idempotent

• Completely primitive idempotent

idempotent separating congruence - idempotent separating congruence

congregation



Wikipedia gave a symmetrical answer:

A binary operation is a binary operation.

Possessing Impotence



Google has also left behind:

Mathematical notes

Resolving Nucleus for Determined

The task of optimal...

(the fourth or fifth result from above).



I was afraid to continue reading, but I can sleep peacefully - the importance of this

No one knows the word.



by PS. Impotence is, you know, that

X * X = X

Ideipotent numbers are those whose square is equal to the number itself.



So the numbers 0 and 1 are politically correctly called "idepotent".

have in mind.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2645
 15.03.2008
This dress ruins you.

I don’t like it, I can remove it.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2644
 15.03.2008
He says hello. Like your nothing?
She: What kind of joke is that? If I have a small chest, it doesn’t mean I need to call it "nothing"!
She: Nothing lies in a pink hose and feels comfortable
He is E-E. I mean the affairs...
She: And I’ll start work only in a week, so it’s okay.
She: I could even ask how I feel!

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №2643
 15.03.2008
"Stockdrop"Stockdrop"Stockdrop"Stockdrop"
c) Domofon


Z is. Yoptanach will thoroughly explain how this quote will be explained by The Great and Mighty Captain Obvious...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №2642
 15.03.2008
Sema-Kun: I have a stock of hentai... of all different genres.
Z!LoT: And how you distribute them by genres is interesting
How about: hard hentai, soft hentai, hard-soft...
Q: Are you looking at the pencil?! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №2641
 14.03.2008
Sap4 - Doc, here we need your help!!!!! to
Dohtur is Chago?
Sap4 - here Tolik drunk beer with milk fucking. Instead of pouring in the tea... cups of grit confused)))
Do you fuck a lot?
Sap4 - well somewhere from half a liter 50 to 50.
Dutch is Hui. And how he? Who is winning?
Sap4 - judging by the pale color of his face - while milk.
Drink it with vodka 😉
Sap4 is Tolika.
But it’s not shit, milk.
Sap4 – I’m sorry for it.
Do you have milk??? =) is
Sap4 - not fucking, Tolika.)))))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2640
 14.03.2008
<=L=>: Hello to you! I have a question: if you buy a notebook with a vesta, will the screw be easy to put on it?

Azazel: =) I would have known Billy that Vistu is not even called a windy today... ))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2639
 14.03.2008
<Your Favorite Toy> I made an affiche, for one theater...so there is the essence of the show - metamorphosis...that is. The heroes of the island in the modern world... the type in the ass are chatted... in the box are broken... well and it was necessary to make the interplay of times. I drew a brick... but for the attribute of modernity, nothing smarter than inserting a helicopter, did not come up with it. Nico, approved... soon the Basheviks of Saratov will go over the poster...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №2638
 14.03.2008
Edwards>
Okay, I will tell you.
The strongest erotic fantasy I had was this: I am naked standing for the four, and the girl puts me under the h** cool, drops (type cow doit) and condemns "give me a milk, my cow."

Sophia>
Edick, you probably mistakenly mistaken.

Edwards>
Fuck to Sori.

Sophia>
I have a better experience with the dairy industry. How is Udo?

Edwards>
fucking

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2637
 14.03.2008
Google doesn’t open...
Is the lamp on the modem burning?
3 is yes. This is not a lamp, but a terror LED.
Q: Yes, maybe the problems are on our side.

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