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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13675
 15.01.2009
Answer to:
Why, hell, every man who proudly calls himself a lone wolf becomes a sociopath?

Apparently, for the same reason that every woman who covetously calls herself a cat turns out to be a frigid outer.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13674
 15.01.2009
Sablina: I got a text message: "Night at the grandmother, don’t worry". I sit, I think: son or husband?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13673
 14.01.2009
xxx: Does anyone know a meaningful word from some consonants that contains at least four letters?
***zzz is now on #channel
Zzzz: Ghbdtn
Xxx: Genius O_o

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13672
 14.01.2009
And have you noticed that in the USSR, the theme of Ukraine, gas, national anger is scattered more and more through the joke-add-on?
You see, they are not fools.

And now think, WHY as soon as our-yours have reconciled, agreed that all the brothers and do not let the Slavs crack, in the Abyss is immediately sent another gossip quote of the "Moskali Kozli", "Hey you our gas" and so on?? to

Do not forget that BASH is gradually transforming into the media, shaping public opinion. The United States could not fail to react to this.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13671
 14.01.2009
1st
I was born a tribe.
2 is
Congratulations to!! to
1st
57 kg, Z500 cm
2 is
You see how I look.)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13670
 14.01.2009
“Capital owners will stimulate the working class to buy more and more expensive goods, buildings and equipment. Thus pushing them to take more and more expensive loans until the loans become non-payable. Unpaid loans lead to bankruptcy, which will be nationalized by the state, which will eventually lead to communism.”
1867 by K. Marx.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №13669
 14.01.2009
Before going to bed, the husband and the child (6 years old) muzzle on the couch, tickle and scream.
What are you doing like idiots?
I am not a wire.
Son: I am not a fool.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13668
 14.01.2009
Q: Fuck when you fix it. Foolish idiots
The last two words of the signature.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13667
 14.01.2009
(Dialogue in the Tuagent)
Client: We decided to refuse to travel to Israel – war, bombing. Give the money plz.
Curious you are, girl, there is a bomb shelter in every hotel! I will not give.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13666
 14.01.2009
Students played and won 10800 rubles They were so pleased))) their first words were to eat at last )))))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13665
 14.01.2009
[17:31:22] <%Kazooie> I walk through the shopping hall to the street, smoke. A regular client (a rare person, never dealing with her) looks at me, thinks I greet you.
[17:31:54] <%Kazooie> I’m silent... I’m out, I’m standing, I smoke – she’s going out and asking – and why you never say goodbye
[17:32:12] <%Kazooie> swallowed his hand on his lips, broke his hands-nude type
[17:32:40] <%Kazooie> she is oh, poor, how hard you work if you see badly
[17:32:53] <%Kazooie> I am an officel-and fool, on the machine-why, I talk
[17:33:02] <%Kazooie> ah, says, swallow, burned up
[17:33:11] <%Kazooie> grabbed like a horse and left ((

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13664
 14.01.2009
Talk about the Japanese language.

Werewolf
And another joke.
Baku is a fool
Gajjin is a foreigner
Baku Haidzin is an American.

The Dark
I wash it right...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №13663
 14.01.2009
Ask me any 5 questions, I will answer everything.
Do not be ashamed!
Send this to all your friends and you will find out what your friends want to know about you.

Yea Ontoška: Well, I asked myself....
Are you a virgin?
Would you like to try anal sex?
Do you like oral sex?
Would you sleep with me?
Do you borrow 50 rubles until Monday?

1 - no, 2 - yes, 3 - yes, 4 - yes, 5 - no

Why do I fuck such a bitch?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13662
 14.01.2009
Ukrainian girlfriend's status: Tsi's hands did not steal anything - he loved to condemn Yushchenko, twisting the valve with his legs

[ + 104 - ] Comment quote №13661
 14.01.2009
And there are others here who still, reading "Shredder" remember the villain of turtles?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13660
 14.01.2009
I go to the entrance and wait for the elevator.
I see the inscription on the door:
"Load B"
Well, I think happy people live.
I go into the elevator, the doors are closed, and the inscription:
"Complete"
and :)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №13659
 14.01.2009
(On the advertising board in a large software company)
Samsonite laptop backpack for sale, model D27*041*41
Edition of 2005. He travelled four times. Around 15,000 runs. by km. The condition between "good" and "excellent". It is not shameful to go to the airport.
Complete package, including documentation, training on site.
In the backpack with ease go in and out (beautifully out) 15'' laptops evo800 and nc8000, standing on the armor of implementation and TS.
The color is the same as in the pictures attached to the ad, but with less distorted exposure.
In August 2005 it was bought for 2600 rubles, sold for 1111 rubles (although, of course, I want for a million).
His name is Bora.
Instructed to the pot.
Comfortable, sporty and youthful. I am Nana Nana!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13658
 14.01.2009
Artem, I’ve long wanted to confess...

ZZZ: Let it go!

I am gay and I love you.

Everyone loves me! all of you love me!

X: You broke my heart.

Zzz: I can also break your pudding!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13657
 14.01.2009
NutShell: Stas, are you dating Anton?
NutShell: Do you mean walking?
NutShell: Do you mean being together?
NutShell: Fuck...

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №13656
 14.01.2009
She said: Hello!
He said, “Hello!
She: How is it?
He is norm. What do you do?
She: I stand...
He is: O_o Where?
She is under the door. I stand and call.
He: Who is he?
She says: You are bad! When it comes to music, do it quietly and turn off the sounds in the axes, and your "O-O" can be heard by the entire driveway!! to
He is: O_O

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