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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47492
 15.05.2011
I sit and think of myself: “Girl, you are the lazyest creature of all I know!”
XHHH: 7 times sneezed =(

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №47491
 15.05.2011
Commentary on Slovenia’s performance at Eurovision:

XHH: Stay Full
YYY: Well, her voice looks like an Aguilera.
Zzzz: A fucking fuck on me

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №47490
 15.05.2011
The standard situation: the student struggles with sleep, cries his nose and finally falls asleep. After a while, he begins to scream. A preacher approaches him, wakes him up and gives him a genius phrase:
Students, do not scream. On my couples can sleep, and snoring - can not!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №47489
 15.05.2011
Today asked to update Skype, during the installation of the update flew out with "Stop operation of the program...". It no longer starts.
I am not surprised what. It is worth noting the speed with which new owners have introduced their favorite technologies.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №47488
 15.05.2011
Early in the morning, in the spring, in Moscow surprisingly beautiful dawns.
I didn’t see them before I wrote my diploma.

[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47487
 15.05.2011
Svetlana
The real gentleman is the one who comes out of the car and says, "Dear, you have parked perfectly, and this Lexus was already removed, and the cat was already dead, and there was no need for a tree here."

Andrei
Yes, you have any ideal man who is on the lexus.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №47486
 15.05.2011
xxx 14.05.2011 23:08:31
Do you want to be surprised by my incredible ingenuity and ingenuity?

yyy 14.05.2011 23:09:04
What did you do again?

xxx 14.05.2011 23:09:12
I burned my nose.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №47485
 15.05.2011
Tea without snacks is a cooking for the wind.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47484
 15.05.2011
In addition to the release of a new screw, layer and iPhone, the end of the world is also confirmed by holding Eurovision 2012 in Azerbaijan!))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №47483
 15.05.2011
Everyone has so many interesting things.
And most people are interested in each other for some reason is the writing.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №47482
 15.05.2011
The fate is when you take out of the car the panel from the magnetophone so that it is not sp**dled, and her evening together with the jacket in the machine washes the wife.

[ + 67 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47481
 15.05.2011
Metro to the people. A boy sitting.
A young woman comes in with a little girl, standing nearby.
The girl:
You said, men should give up their places. Who is this then? And cries on a guy.
The woman magnificently:
Probably a very ugly girl.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47480
 15.05.2011
After the defense of the diploma decided to mark this case in the cafe.On the way forward, three single-group girls (2 out of 3 married). Having stumbled upon a fairly large slope, the married disgrace jumped over, the third remained:
I have to jump my legs not to move!
You’ll get married and don’t get too much! :)

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47479
 15.05.2011
In order for the country to finally start living normally, one must be jailed, the other to pay taxes, the third to turn off the Internet.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №47478
 15.05.2011
The director of the AutoVAZ wanted to open a criminal case, but it did not happen.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №47477
 15.05.2011
Today around two nights, not very much, the ball 4 (in Tashkent it is common). SMS comes from a friend who is 400 km closer to the epicenter: This is how it hit here! Everyone goes to sleep in panic.

[ + 69 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47476
 15.05.2011
15.05.2011 00:26:44, Shamanya
What kind of Iblis is presenting us this year?
15.05.2011 00:27:10, zau
The Other)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №47475
 15.05.2011
Teacher of Mathematics (R)
R: Well look carefully at the formula!Focus and think well!Well... what thoughts?! to
I: I shouldn’t give up mathematics.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №47474
 15.05.2011
xxx: I really loved the Akinator when, after my answer to the question: Is your character an inheritance of hell? He asked if he was a programmer.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №47473
 15.05.2011
XXX: Bring something murderous) and something delicious)
Petard in the cake?

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